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Post by puppy444219 on Jun 2, 2009 15:47:59 GMT -5
"u-uhm... buut..." Meylene frowned in confusion, obviously nervous, "it's the Young Master's usual...isn't it?"
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jun 2, 2009 15:51:28 GMT -5
"This most certainly is not Sauvignon blanc!" He stood and bellowed before hiccuping horrendously and falling back into his seat.
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Post by puppy444219 on Jun 2, 2009 15:53:59 GMT -5
Meylene stared in horror "B-buuut....I-I swear...that's what I-I grabbed...." Her eyes widened behind her glasses when Ciel fell back to his chair
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Post by Randomman on Jun 2, 2009 16:36:45 GMT -5
The all so convincing chery Bard found his way back into the very crispy kitchen. He reached for another light but found his pocket empty. “Tch.” He takes out a box from one of the few cabinets not burnt all kfc style. “First my perfect dish, the little eight legged freaks, and now I’m down to my last smokes in a burnt down kitchen no less!” He rubs his head as if he could rub off the entire situation away like a bad headache. “Heh could this day get any better?”
He reaches for his bottle of liquor but mistakenly brings up Ciel’s Sauvignon blanc. He takes a sip. His face soon quickly forms into something most foul you could almost call it perverted to look at. “WHAT THE HELL!?” He almost loses his breakfast all over the charred floor. “WHAT IS THIS? PANSY WINE?! DX” He falls to the floor in a big crash of pots and pans. “Bard!? Are you all right!” Finny rushes to kitchen fearing the worst. Whatever that might be XD. Bard attempts to get up but falls to the ground with awfully gagging sounds escaping his mouth. “Bard! What is it!?” “I..I..” His left eye starts to form what some may call tears. “I was violated! TT” “Wha WHAT!? DX” “In the mouth” The cook falls back into another pile of kitchen utensils. “wa wa wahhh poor Bard!” Finny epically hugs/cracks a few of Bards ribs out of place. “Gahhhh!” Bard lets out a very manly scream. “Don’t worry Bard! I will bring help!” With that and a few more earth shattering hugs Finny sets out for the earl.
He busts through the door like any super powered gardener would. “Master Ciel! Master Ciel! Bard has been..” He looks at Ciels almost similar case of the gagging. “Ma ma master not you to.. wahhhh.” He breaks down to the floor in tears. “Master Ciel has been violated in the mouth to!” More tears that would put a rain cloud to shame. “If only I was here sooner to stop this act of evil wahhhhhh” The cook is not moving…he might have died.
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Post by S. Holmes on Jun 3, 2009 8:46:44 GMT -5
Grell Sutcliff was a death god, a grim reaper, one of the most influential and powerful beings in the history of history. And yet he was stuck in a tree, and worse, upside down, watching what was left of his spiders falling and landing softly from their webs to the ground far below. That was gratitude for you. Not even William came to his rescue... he was totally alone. He sniffled, moving his red spectacles to wipe away a small tear. This all made him Miss Madame Red somehow, but then, she had betrayed him too... at least he was pretty sure he had, he couldn't really remember. Still...
"Sebaschaann," he whined.
Then he had a plan. And he grinned. But not just any sort of grin, a grin that would put a piranha to shame and send any dentist screaming in despair. Yes! He narrowed his eyes, glaring at the Phantomhive estate. It was that tiny creature, what was his name? He couldn't even remember, that's how boring he was... it was the young Master that was keeping his Sebastian away. Ciel stood in the path of true and beautiful love!
"No more mister nice Grell!" Red Death gnashed his teeth together and then softened, hearts alighting in his eyes. "I'm coming Sebaschan! I'll save you!"
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jun 3, 2009 13:31:40 GMT -5
Ciel hiccuped again and went to stand up but tripped over his other shoe and sat there for a moment. He looked up at a sound from Maylene and made an effort to focus on her face. When he finally managed to focus on her worried face, behind those horribly cracked glasses and in front of those cute curls it was just... He burst out into a fit of...giggles.
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Post by puppy444219 on Jun 3, 2009 13:36:43 GMT -5
Meylene stared in shock "Y-young Master? A-are you...all r-right?"
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jun 3, 2009 13:39:36 GMT -5
At the expression of concern on her face, and in her voice, he burst out into an even stronger fit of giggles. His eyes began to water, tears slipping from beneath his eye patch and on to his fancy velvet coat.
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Post by Randomman on Jun 3, 2009 14:00:26 GMT -5
Finny tries to speak but the tears just keep on flowing. “Meylene!! Of course the young master not alright!” The gardener chokes on his words. “He’s he’s he’s been violated wahhhhh master Ciel!” Epic gardener hug of hugeness. “Don’t worry master it’s alright Seby, Meylene, Bard gah!” Cue in epic gardener scream. “NOooOOohoooOO I forgot BAAAARD! !” In the kitchen one sad lonely cook with broken rips its slowly making his way to the stairs. (When a cook dies on the verge of a powerful rage or extreme sorrow. A grudge is born. Cue in croaking sound and a few American cruses here XD)
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Post by puppy444219 on Jun 3, 2009 14:45:52 GMT -5
"V-V-Violated?!!?" Meylene's voice hit a new high note.
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Post by Randomman on Jun 3, 2009 15:28:03 GMT -5
Finny lets out another crying storm of tears. “Ye ye yes in the mouth!!! WAHHHHH! Poor Master Ciel!! Poor Bard!! TT” You start hearing groaning and curses. “wha wha whats that sound?” Finny opens the door to see a ghastly white faced Bard just now crawling towards the group. “Gho gho GHOSTTTTTTTTTTT!” Finny sets out the most unmasculine scream you have ever heard. He slams the door on Bard’s fingers. The ghost wails in pain. “GO away you big Meany ghost!!! I won’t let you violate the master ever again!!” Finny starts boarding up the door with Ciel’s random study crap. “Wahh the house is hunted by perverted ghosts!! Wh what are we going to do Meylene!? TT” (If there’s something strange in your Phantomhouse estate who you gonna call? SEBBYBUSTERS!!! )
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Post by puppy444219 on Jun 3, 2009 17:49:30 GMT -5
"I-I-I Don't knooooooow" Meylene wailed
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Post by Sebby on Jun 4, 2009 23:48:38 GMT -5
Sebastian turned his concentration from Grell to the young master. "Young master, while observing my battle may be enjoyable for you, there is no need to get drunk. It is highly inappropriate for the Queens guard dog to exhibit such behaviour." Sebastian gently picked up Ciel and placed him in his bed. Sebastian, annoyed from the constant interruptions in his schedule, decided to enlist the help of the other servants, if only to keep them occupied with frivolous tasks. However, the incapacitated Bard must be seen to first.
Bard was not hard to find, what with his moaning and Finny's screaming. Sebastian grabbed Bard and took him to the remains of the kitchen. "Bard you must not burn so many things, the smoke causes a terrible stench in the rest of the mansion". Sebastian poured a full glass of cognac and gave it to Bard to ease the pain.
After taking care of Bard, Sebastian turned his attention to Meylene and Finny. Crash! Sebastian pushed the doors open, sending study furniture flying. "Finny, calm down, I have taken care of the ghost.", "Meylene, please take Finny outside and tend to Pluto, he has dead spiders all over him and needs to be bathed".
Now all that is left to do is to fix the mansion and take care of Grell and the schedule can be restored, a thought Sebastian relished in....
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jun 4, 2009 23:52:27 GMT -5
"What -are- you tal-hiccup-king about Sebastian! I'm perfectly fi-- hehe you know you have long hair for a guy." Ciel hiccuped and struggled but accepted the warm bed and fell asleep before he could consider ringing the bell for some warm tea.
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Post by puppy444219 on Jun 4, 2009 23:56:16 GMT -5
Meylene noded, saluting "O-OK!"
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