Echoe
that girl with the mop
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Post by Echoe on Jul 31, 2008 15:12:39 GMT -5
At Dusks word Echoe swung her umbrella over her head and took down the gentleman who was currently bothering her. As he fell, she readied herself for the other men who drew their swords. She grimaced at how little air and movement she could get with the corset and heels. No time to complain however as one man swung at her and narrowly missed. She shoved the end of her umbrella into his gut and brought it back around to collide with the side of his head. The others looked unsure about going after her as she lazily opened and closed the umbrella. "Are you really afraid of a woman?" She asked with a slight sneer, noting how angry that made them.
Die of course retreated with all the other musician peeps. Bastard.
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Post by Randomman on Jul 31, 2008 16:53:21 GMT -5
Klauis: I’m’ your brother is that much of a shock to you. Dear sister? Big Gun:..no. if your working with Nightcoast it makes no difference. *Big Gun garbs her brother’s sword with her bare hands.* Klauis: heh what are you doing now don’t joke around like that sister! *Klauis tries to push back the sword but is easily over powered* Big Gun: goodbye brother. *Big Gun stabs Klauis heart with his own sword. Klauis speaks weakly.* Klauis: heh my last mistake huh? *Klauis falls to the ground.* Big Gun: can you stand Randomman? *Randomman staggers to his feet. His face full of tears. The Doc steps back in fear.* Randomman: sniff tho those two! The they saved th the cakes! *Big Gun smiles as the Doc stress blankly* Randomman yelling: CAKE SISTER TOD!! CAKE BROTHER RED!! I LOVE YOUR FIGHTING SPIRT!!!!!!! Doc:…. *A alien brusts out of a dead persons chest* *The Doc cruses under his breath “shit! “It just had to be born around these two!”* Randomman: zomg it’s so cool with a k! *The Alien starts eating cake* Randomman: and it likes cake! Ohhh! Big Gun can we keep it? Pleassssssse! *Big Gun stares at the Alien* Alien: Hisssssssssss *Big Gun blushes* Big Gun: yes. We can keep it. Randomman: Hotshot! Come here Fluffy! *Randomman hugs the hissing Fluffy* Doc: what with that name it’s not even fluffy! *Fluffy spits on Randomman. Randomman starts laughing* Randomman: awwww I think it likes me! Doc: that’s acid!! *A sealed armored case gets thrown into the air at Big Gun. She caches it with her left hand. Bomber waves and goes back Cleaver for a friendly game called “who can kill the most?. Big Gun opens the case.”* Big Gun smiles: nice. *Inside the case rests a suit of armor. Attached to its right arm is a Nightcoast pro type machine gun. On the left arm of the armor is a built in triple barrel cannon* Doc frowns: oh that’s just lovely. *Big Gun puts the armor on. (Which oddly looks like a medieval suit of armor XD) Big Gun fires some rounds at the fleeing Doc.* Big Gun: Randomman were leaving. Randomman: the cake was saved and we have Fluffy!!! BEST BALL EVER!!! *Big Gun smiles as she blows another round into the Nightcoast soldiers while petting the purring Fluffy* Randomman: Ok! Now to take out some cake invaders to! *Randomman tries summoning his sword but cat ears and a cat tail pop out instead Randomman panics.* Randomman: oh come on! Meow! *Randomman covers his mouth Big Gun turns around and starts walking towards Randomman. Randomman hands start spazeing his arms in the air.* Randomman: gah meow! Big Gun why are you looking at me like that? Meow! Gah I caint stop saying meow! Meow! *Big Gun stokes Randommans ears* Randomman: Meow! What are you doing Big Gun! Meow! Big Gun blushes:….ears. Randomman: meow! Big Gun:hmmm so your moor of a cat then a dog. *She goes back to strokeing his ears while shooting at some soilders that got to close. (Big Gun theres a fight going on right now! Save this for latter! XD)
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Post by Aramis Nemo on Aug 4, 2008 14:54:54 GMT -5
Aramis, seeing that Norri had claimed the compass, decided that it was time to leave. After all, he did have unfinished business to attend to, and it wouldn't be long before the port was locked down again. It was always such a nuisance when they wouldn't let him out to sea.
Banging the heads of the two marines in front of him together, he shouted for his crew-cum-musicians to follow him. But, being the 'professional' musicians they were, they had to finish the song they were playing, during which time Aramis floored one man with a swift kick to the groin, and at a rather nice slice of pecan pie.
Finally with crew in tow, he lead the way through the town, heading for his destination, Mr Brown's blacksmith. On the way he stopped to purchase, well, acquire, a few supplies, which he hid in a basket from the others. Singing 'Do You Know the Muffin Man?' Aramis happy skipped through the chaotic streets of Port Royal, crew keeping a safe distance behind, trying to look like they didn't know him.
'Right men!' Aramis stopped, and turned to face his crew. 'Here is where we shall get my revenge of 10 years gone. Or is that 11 now...? Anyway, each of you, dig deep into this basket and draw forth your weapon of choice!' Pulling back the gingham cloth that covered the basket, he revealed a basket full of rotten eggs. The crew gingerly picked out an egg each, unsure of what to do next.
'Ok men! Ready! Aim! Fire!'
'At what Captain?' Theodore stepped forward shaking his head.
'At the Blacksmith's. And what did I say about calling me Captain?'
'And is there a good reason that we're going to be egging a blacksmith's Sir?'
'Of course there is. Now then, lets try this again. And if anyone doesn't throw, I'm going to force you kiss Jose like he was the lover you always wanted. Ok. Ready! Aim! Fire!' At his order, the crew, even Theodore, launched their eggs at the shop, covering it with rotten egg. 'Again!' Once more a volley sailed forth, and continued to do so until the basket was empty, all the time with Aramis giggling like a little girl who's friend had said a dirty word.
Suddenly the window over the shop opened and out popped a very disgruntled looking woman. 'What do you think you are doing down there!'
'Revenge?' Aramis stopped giggling and looked up. Hmm, she looks familiar...
'Do you know who I am?!'
'Mrs Brown?'
'Most certainly not! I would never dream of associated with wine besotted oaf!' She was sounding most indignant now, and her face was beginning to turn red. 'I am Mrs William Turner you uncultured swine!'
'Ah, well, I can see that you're a fine boy up there William, but why the Mrs? Are you by chance a eunuch like Anthony here?
'Urgh!' She reached behind her and picked up the first thing that came to hand, a pink stuffed rabbit, and launched it at Aramis.
'Mr Bwubbles!' A little high pitched scream , and a little the sound of a door opening and slamming cut through the noisy night.
'Ooh, thanks for the rabbit Mr Turner! It's just perfect for Steve. Oh, and sorry for the house, I thought it belonged to someone else. Do you know where Mr Brown can be found?'
'He's dead you idiot! Now, give that back, it belongs to my son.'
'No, my rabbit. You can't have it.' Aramis stuck out his tongue at her, and beckoned for his crew to follow as he began skipping away from the egged shop, brandishing the rabbit before him.
'Er Sir, there seems to be something attached to the bunny.' Theodore spoke up, tapping the ecstatic Aramis on the shoulder.
'Eh?' He looked down at the rabbit and saw a little two year attached to it. 'Ooh, it even comes with accessories!'
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Post by Randomman on Aug 4, 2008 16:30:30 GMT -5
*Cleaver and Bombers agrue over who really won the friendly masscare game. With Bomber finally getting sick of fighting with Cleaver over a “dumb game”. She hits the swich to the “lost sheep's area” and wins the game with a bang* Cleaver snarls: that’s no fun. Bomber: ow don’t be a sore loser love! *Bomber hits Cleaver on the head with a fan. Cleaver grins and they start making out. The Maid comes into the room with the pillow sheets. The Maid nearly faints at the sight of Miss Shepherded and her faithful butler Sebastian making out in the bloody room* Maid: um Miss Shepherded? *Bomber points to the room where “the lost sheep” used to live* Maid: oh that’s right. Sorry do interrupt you two. *She turns two leave but Bomber stops her with a gay laugh* Bomber: ohoho not at all my love! Oh dear? Would you find taking the rest of the pillows to a ship named the The Midnight Hangman for me? *you could at least stop making out with Cleaver when you’re talking to her Bomber! XD* Maid: oh not a t all Miss Shepherded! Bomber: oh love! You’re my knight and shining armor today! *The Maid heads for the room* Cleaver: heh I hope she dosent mind the smell of “lost sheep” Bomber: shes a strong one. Shes going to make things very instering now fufufu Cleaver: Kishikishi so you’re cruel. Takeing a sweet little maid to work on a ship huh? *Bomber grins as she looks over at Big Gun playing around with Randommans ears* Bomber: you never know when you need a maid trainer around fufufu *the hell are you planning Bomber? XD*
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Aug 4, 2008 17:47:19 GMT -5
Norrington finished pocketing the compass, a rather normal looking flintlock and a little book from the display table before looking to Dusk. She nodded and he ran from the building. He sheathed his sword and continued into town, slowing finally when he was beyond the vicinity of the ball.
Norrington walked casually passed several marines with a smirk, before eventually passing a horribly familiar blacksmith's, Mr Brown's. His brows knit and he glared a little, then, whilst glaring, he realized that the building was covered with rotten eggs. His mouth fell open slightly in a half grin. Not half bad, he made a mental note to hand over his rum rations, which he temporarily forgot were unlimited according to Dusk, to whoever had done the job. He started walking toward the part of the docks where the Hangman was waiting when suddenly a woman burst out of the Blacksmith's and right into him, knocking him down. He looked up in surprise. “Elizabeth?!” “..James?” She looked as puzzled as he felt, then, in response to a strange whine and what sounded horribly like Aramis giggling like a school girl, she ran passed him. He stood up and turned cautiously back around to see what was going on. “Oh dear god.” He sighed heavily.
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Post by Randomman on Aug 4, 2008 18:23:00 GMT -5
*Cleaver and Bomber “finish up” and start heading for the Midnight Hangman.* Cleaver: hurry up now women! *The poor maid follows behind carrying all of the pillows* Maid: Yes Mr. Sebastian. Cleaver: what was that? *The Maid fliches. Bomber lays a finger over Cleavers mouth* Bomber: Huss love. Now be a good boy and fetch the lovebirds for me. *Cleaver crues under his breath* Cleaver: yeah yeah *Bomber smiles as she leads the poor maid to the ship. Cleaver walks up To Big Gun who is a siting on her knees* Cleaver: the hell are you doing? Head for the ship! Big Gun blushes: I I caint *Big Gun points to a sleeping cat ear/tail Randomman sleeping on her lap. Cleaver swears* Cleaver: I hate love birds! *Fluffy gives his famous kiss of death to another navy dude.* Cleaver: please tell me that’s not come with us! *Big Gun gives Cleaver the eyes* Cleaver: ah hell no! *Big Gun and Cleaver come out with the two “pets” in tow. Cleaver swears the entire time. While He carrys Fluffy in his arms. Big Gun smiles as she walks with the sleepy cat Randomman still in her arms.* Cleaver: I hate love birds! *Cleaver looks down at Fluffy* Cleaver: stupid dog. Fluffy: Hissssssssssssssss
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Post by Aramis Nemo on Aug 4, 2008 18:29:04 GMT -5
Hmm, now what do I do with this little? he thought as skipped along giggling, making the boy, girl, whatever laugh as well. Ahh, I know! Dusk can have him! She does seem to have an ever growing collection of little boys after all. And I guess I should give her Toby as well...
With a target now in mind, Aramis headed towards where The Midnight Hangman had made port, or at least where he thought it should be. Either way, towards the docks he skipped, no longer followed by his crew who thought it best to distance themselves from the craved loon before he got them all arrested.
'So then little boy or girl, what's your name?' He smiled at the laughing child as it swung in front of him, obviously enjoying the ride.
'My name's James.'
'Hehe, I know someone else called James you know. English guy, a little on the pompous side until you get him drunk, but could be worse. At least he hasn't tried to maroon me yet! Hmm, do you drink rum too James?'
'What's wum?'
'It's the elixir of pirates my boy. I'll have to get Dusk to give you some when we get to the ship. Ever been on a ship?'
'Nwope, but my daddy, he's a big important captain.'
'Hmm, and what ship does he command?'
'I forgot. Mummy knows dough.'
Oh bugger, his mum must be worried about him! Ah well, I'm sure she won't miss him. He's only young, and there's plenty of time for his parents to make another one. Plus, fun too. Aramis continued skipping and laughing, unconcerned by the possibility of the boy being missed by anyone.
At last he reached the gangplank leading to the ship. 'Well boy, here's your new home! Soon you'll be scampering around the ship carrying gunpowder whilst we make the pretty bangs.'
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Elizabeth raced through the streets of Port Royal, following the sound of the evil cackling of the madman that had abducted her son. When I catch that man, I will teach him what pain is! She reached down for her sword, but found nothing there. Since Will had left her for a life onboard the Dutchman, surrounded by men, she had had no need of her sword. Perfect! Just perfect! Here I am, chasing bloody pirates again!
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Post by Randomman on Aug 4, 2008 19:09:38 GMT -5
*Blackbeard fillaly wakes up from his deep slumber* Blackbeard: gah did I miss the ball? *Bomber sighs as the maid hurrys to load her treasure stuffted pillows into the ship* Bomber: yes. You were completely useness Blackbeard nooooooooo! TT *Cleaver chases Fluffy into the ship crusesing about acid or something. Big Gun kneels on the deck and smiles as she pets the sleeping randomman.* Bomber: um Big Gun? *Big Gun smiles* Big Gun: hm? Bomber: um never mind. Emma darling? Are you done loading the goods? Emma: yes Miss. Bomber! *Bomber smiles and looks at Big Gun.* Bomber to herself: fufufufu this is going to be fun.
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Post by dusty on Aug 4, 2008 19:20:51 GMT -5
Zéphyrine withdrew from the body she'd recently been drinking from and got up. After scanning the chaotic room, she decided it'd be best to leave, she head for the outdoors, until she realized she had no idea where Beckett had gone. Ah, there he was. What was he doing. . . O.o Zéphyrine walked over to him and knelt before him. "What's up with you?"
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Aug 4, 2008 19:29:04 GMT -5
Norrington shoved aside his horrible gut feeling and started to run after Elizabeth, wondering, yet not wanting to know, why she was chasing after Aramis.
Dusk managed to tear herself away from the battle, which she was rather enjoying. It seemed like she never got a decent fight these days. She kicked a marine between the legs for good measure before retreating out the door that Norri had left through.
Beckett quickly tucked away a handkerchief. There was a strange, incriminating drip of water on his cheek as he looked up at Zeph. “It's those bloody shoes!” He pointed at her boots sitting beside him, while clutching his ankle with his other hand. He cleared his throat and his face resumed it's usual calm smugness, with much difficulty. “And where have you been? A little sloppy aren't we?” He gazed calmly at her bloody mouth and clothes.
Ah, that must be it, Norrington thought. The eggs! He caught up to her, running at her side. “I'm sorry about your...home... if it was one of my men I'll have them punished for-” She ran ahead of him and he sighed. Finally, the Hangman, and Aramis and...a bunny with...oh bloody hell.
Erik was no where to be seen.
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Post by dusty on Aug 4, 2008 19:33:16 GMT -5
Zéphyrine licked her lips and shook her head, "Whatever. I'm happy enough now. As for the shoes, they don't like you." She got up and picked up her shoes. "By the way, I forgot where I put yours." She put foreward a hand to help him up, "You can walk right?"
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Post by Randomman on Aug 5, 2008 0:22:41 GMT -5
Emma: um oh Miss. Bomber? Will he be all right? Bomber:hmmmm *Emma points to Blackbeard.* Bomber: oh don’t worry about him deary! *she wistles for Steve and Jose to take away the crying fool to drink away his sorrows* Bomber: a little rum and he shall be good as new. Oh and Emma? *Bomber pulls Emma up to her face* Emma: ye yes? Bomber: you whould do anything for your new mistress right? *Bomber smiles wickedly* Emma blushes: of coarse I will Mistress Bomber Bomber smiles: great! *She slaps Emma on the but.* Emma: mi mistress! TT Bomber: fufufufu don’t make such a fuss now! *Emma blushes* Bomber to herself: now to get Big Gun but how? Bomber: Ah Ha! I GOT IT! *she slaps Emma on the but again* Emma: mi mistress! TT Bomber: Cleaver stop playing with the mutt! And go bond and drink with Randomman! Cleaver: Fuck that! This little shits going down! Fluffy: Hissssssssssssssssssss! *Cleaver dodges another one of Fluffys famous “kiss of death attack” and proceeds to chase him around the ship in an attempt to stab him.* Bomber grits her teeth: Cleaver you dare to disobey me? Emma: um oh mistress I could *Bomber pets Emma on the head* Bomber: Its okay Emma I got this one. *Emma blushes. Bomber walks over to Big Gun and Randomman.* Bomber: forgive me Big Gun Big Gun lost in her happy place: hmmmm? *Bomber grabs Randomman and tosses him over to Emma* Bomber yelling: RUN EMMA! Emma: ye yes mistress! *She runs off with cat randomman in her arms* Big Gun: Ra Randomman! Bomber! What are you doing! TT Bomber: chill! You and I are going to have some fun ok? *Big Gun pins her agenst the wall. Her eyes glowing golden.* Big Gun: This better be good. *Bomber nearly dies a little inside.* Randomman: meow? *Randomman wakes up to see himself being carried away by a maid* Randomman yelling: THANK YOU! BUT THE PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!!! *Emma screams as Randomman springs to life and heads back to Big Gun* Randomman yelling: I JUST GOT A 1UP!!!! I'M GOING SUPERSTAR! WORLD ON 1 HERE I COME!!!!!!!! *Randomman runs off cat ears and all. Emma falls to her knees.* Emma crys: I I failed my mistress..NO! *She squeezes her fist* Emma: I WILL NOT GIVE UP! *She chases after Randomman* Randomman: MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!!! WHAT THE FORK! IS SHE THE TERMINATOR MAID OR SOMETHIG MEOW!!? *Emma finally caches Randomman by garbing onto his tail* Randomman:MEOW! XD Emma: I am sorry little cat. But this is where it ends for you. *She moves her hands towards Randomman.* Randomman: MEOW MEOW MEOW!!! TT *Randomman falls backwards as Emma opens the door to Randomman and Big Guns room. Emma locks the door and sights. Bomber appears out of nowhere and starts nailing bords and chaining the door. * Randomman: GAH ! Why did they lock me inside my own room? @_@ Big Gun: Randomman is that you? Randomman: Big Gun where are you? What did they do to you? *Randomman moves around blindly in the dark and runs into something soft and warm.* Big Gun: they took my armor! TT *she turns on the light switch reveling Big Gun dressed up in a French maid costume with a tie around her neck* Randomman: cu cute *Big Gun blushes* Big Gun: oh whats this? *Big Gun finds the brown sack on the bed. Randomman starts paincing* Randomman: it it’s not mine I swear! Stupid Cleaver gave it to me! And um um *Big Gun opens the bag and a bunch of ropes and chains spell over the bed.* Big Gun blushes: you like this sort of stuff Randomman? *She starts examining the ropes as Randomman fails his arms in the air* Randommman: nononono! I would never do this without your permission Big Gun! *Randomman covers his mouth. Big Gun sets down the rope and turns her head to hide her cherry red face.* Big Gun: no.. Its fine really. As long as it’s just with you. Randomman blushes: Big Gun. *meanwhile XD Cleaver is still chasing Fluffy. He manages to trap him into a corner.* Cleaver yelling: GOTCHA NOW YOU LITTLE SHIT! *He sings his cleaver at the Alien. But Fluffy melts his cleaver and whacks his tail against Cleavers legs* Cleaver: GAH! Why you little! *Fluffy scampers off to another part of the ship. Cleaver graps another cleaver and starts searching for the Alien once moor.* Cleaver: Hell! Why does this ship even have bloody air vents? *Cleaver yells* Cleaver: ONCE I FIND YOUR SORRY ASS! YOU'RE SOOOO DEAD!! *Cleaver turns to leave* Cleaver muttering: stupid dog. If any of that acid of yours gets on the deck. Were all screwed. *somewhere in the ship air vents a serpent hisses * Randomman: stupid book! I don’t understand any of this! *Big Gun giggles.* Big Gun: I I think you're doing quite well Randomman: hmmm you think so? *He looks away from the book to look at Big Gun. She blushes as Randomman stares at her wearing nothing but a lacy tiara and a panty.The long rope all ready loping around her neck and arms. Is now wrapped around her chest in a X like fashion. Big Gun blushes as she stares at at her already large breasts being forced to pop out even moor* Big Gun blushes: ye yes. Randomman: well if you say so! *He trows the book behind him. He starts tying Big Gun up without the books help.* Randomman: let’s just do this our way then. Big Gun: ye yeah! *Randomman and Big Gun smile as they enjoy their fun. Outside Bomber drinks some wine to celebrite her “victory”.* Emma: Mistress Bomber please don’t so much! Bomber: Oh hush love! And drink some wine with me! Emma: but Mistress I’m not old enou *Bomber garbs her and starts forcing Emma to drink with her. She lets Emma go gasping for air.* Bomber: fufufu you're such a light wight! Emma: Forgive me Mistress hick! *Emma covers her mouth in embarrassment.* Bomber: oh my! Aren’t you cute! *Bomber caches the drunken Emma and carries her to her room* Emma: no Mistress this hick wrong! What if your *Bomber kisses her* Bomber: no worries love. Hes use to it. Now rest here and don’t worry your silly little head about old shark teeth! I can deal with whatever he says. Fufufu who do you think puts a man like that in his place now hm? Emma blushes: oh oh okay *Bomber turns off the lights and lays on top of the blushing Emma* Emma: Mi Mistress *she starts to cry* Bomber: oh hush love hush. *she wipes away her tears and gives her* Bomber: no moor crying *she smiles* that’s a order love. Emma: oh mi mistress! *Cleaver goes across another dead end* Cleaver: …I think im lost. CRUSE YOU DOG!!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!! *well that was a little prevy yeah? XD -gets shot dead-*
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Post by Aramis Nemo on Aug 5, 2008 17:39:41 GMT -5
'Duuuusk! I have a present for you!' Aramis talked in an annoying sing-song voice, trying to get the attention of his favourite captain. Well, his only captain, but still at least she hadn't tried to maroon him, or kill him yet. 'Oi, Dusk, you here?' He looked around the empty desk, puzzled to see no one, not even Rob or Larry.
'James, I'm sorry but Aunty Dusk isn't here yet. Is it ok if we wait here? Would you like some rum?'
'Who's Aunty Dusk Unkie Awamis? And wum please!' He little two year let go of the stuffed rabbit and fell to the deck with a thud, holding out his arms to Aramis.
'It's not “Awamis” James. It's “A-Ra-Mis”' He sighed, it could be such hard work to instilled a sense of proper pronunciation in the youth of today. 'And here, try some of my rum.' Reaching do his shirt he pulled out a small leather flask and handed it to the boy.
'Fank you Unkie A ra mis.' James made sure to pronounce it exactly as he had heard, although with a pause that was slightly longer than it needed to be. He took a sip out of the flask, and grinned at the taste. 'Ooh, wum is tasty! Just like apple sauce!'
'James! Put down that rum this instant!' The shrill voice of Elizabeth made Aramis turn around to face the mother of the boy. 'And you! What is the meaning of this! Kidnapping my son and forcing him on a pirate ship and drink rum!'
'Now, he can't possibly be your son. You're a eunuch, and it's a well known fact that eunuch's just don't have the right, er, equipment, for having children. Now Willy my boy, if you would be so kind as to get of the ship before I decided to make you kiss Jose, where ever he is.'
'I am not a eunuch! I'm a woman, a lady! I was the Pirate King!'
'See, you must be a boy, otherwise how could you possibly be a king?' Aramis interrupted her tirade, earning for himself a most excellent scowl.
'I am Elizabeth Turner. I was voted to be the Pirate King my the Brethren Court in Shipwreck Cove. '
'The who?'
'The Brethren Court! You claim to be a pirate, and you don't even know who they are!' She sounded exasperated talking to the idiot who held her only child hostage.
'No, I never claimed to be a pirate. It's not my fault if you mistake a travelling collector and musician for one.'
'Then why are you on a pirate ship?'
'Oh, didn't I say I was a pirate, just new to the profession?' Aramis looked at the crazy woman in front of him dressed in night clothes. Hmm, still not convinced that she's a woman. She doesn't even have a chest! 'Norri! Welcome back! We seem to have an interloper on board. Would you be so kind to escort the boy to the dock, or just throw him overboard?'
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Aug 5, 2008 18:34:55 GMT -5
Norrington looked between the two of them, and occasionally at the child, with an expression of total horror. He was completely speechless.
'James, you know this, man?' Elizabeth turned her head to face Norrington, foolishly taking her eyes off her precious boy for a moment. The sound of giggling though made her turn back only to see Aramis spinning Mr Bubbles, with James attached, in circles. 'Put him down this instant! James Norrington, as a member of the Kings navy, do something!'
He hurried over to Aramis a little awkwardly and caught mini James and put him down gently. "There there Aramis, that's enough...please..." He patted the little James on the head absently, a little fearful of turning around to face his former fiancée'. So this was her son? Was he the son of that Turner boy. He secretly prayed for the sake of all man kind that it was not.
'But Norri, he was having fun. Isn't that right James?'
'Yes Unkie Awamis. I don't like you Nowwi!' James stuck his tongue out and ran over to Elizabeth, and began playing under the hem of her nightdress.
'Thank you James for saving my son from that madman.' She started to walk over to him so she oculd thank with a kiss, but stopped in her tracks. 'James, I thought you dead.'
"Heh.." He looked at her to avoid to glare from mini James. "No, fortunately." Not quite believing himself there. "I survived and managed to escape when Davey Jones was defeated." He cleared his throat and looked around for something less...threatening than the people before him. "The child's name..."
-- Beckett nodded and tried to stand up, but fell back down with a groan. Bloody shoes, this was all that woman's fault! If she wasn't so tall everything would have been according to plan. --
'Oh, James, will you stop playing under there and come and say hello to Admiral James Norrington.' She lifted the hem of the nightdress, flashing Norri an excellent look at her white, well formed legs.
'James Norrington, this is mine and Will's son. I, I named him after...' She blushed and looked at the ground, unable to look him in the eye. Aramis meanwhile tried to repress a laugh at the two. Hehehe, Norri loved by a eunuch!
He blushed a little himself, looking down at the small child with a smile. He decided it best not to mention that he was rather far from being an admiral in the navy at the moment. "Nice to meet you James."
'You smell funny!' Little James made a face at Norrington, and ran back under his mother's dress to play some more.
'I apologise for his behaviour James, he's normally far better behaved than this' She sighed, why did he have to choose now to misbehave?
'Oh, thwats ok mummy. But can i go pway with Unkie Awamis again? Pleeeeease?'
Norrington sighed heavily. Why did these things always happen to him? "I'm sorry but I think your mother would rather you didn't." It felt a little strange calling Elizabeth 'mother'. (Yeah, Mom's aren't girls)
'Aww, stop being mean to the little boy Norri.' Aramis piped up, eager to play with the boy again. 'I'll even share my rum with him again.'
'Rum is a vile drink, and my son shall not drink it, ever. Do I make myself clear?' Elizabeth put her hands on her hips, staring at him in defiance.
'Norri, he's no fun. And tell me, how can a eunuch have a son?'
Norrington raised his eyebrows, strolled over and took Aramis aside. "Aramis, you do value your life, correct?"
'Not as much as you value rum and the use of your privates my good man.' Aramis stood and grinned at the poor man. Aah, poor Norri, he just doesn't know what he would be up against if he went against me
"Well put my good man; however, when Mr. Nemo, you look over there. Are you positive...that you are looking at a man?"
'No, as I said a eunuch. Obviously you've never tried to sneak in to a Turkish harem. And look, she doesn't even have a chest to speak of!' Aramis walked over to Elizabeth and pulled down the top of her top, resulting in a savage left hook from her, and a knee to the groin. 'See' he gasped as he lay on the floor. 'I've seen men with a larger chest than that,'
Written with Aramis, who would have thought XD.
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Post by dusty on Aug 5, 2008 19:18:39 GMT -5
Zéphyrine grinned, "Oh boy. Don't look like it to me." She rolled her eyes, took his had, and jerked him to his feet. "Well, there's no turning back now." With a smirk that had pure evil written all over it, she dragged the mangled, half dead man across the floor.
"You're hurting me." Beckett said flatly. He sighed as she kept dragging him. "Stop it, you're hurting me. . . are you listening?"
Zéphyrine gave him a totally fake look of sympathy. "Oh. Sorry about that," She dropped him.
"This is rediculous." He stood up, brushing off his shirt indignantly. "You have no manners at all."
"You seemed to have pointed that out before, too. Hm, maybe you're right... NO DUH!!!!! And I couldn't care less." She snorted and waited for him to decide whether or not he could walk.
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