Post by Randomman on Sept 25, 2009 23:44:36 GMT -5
We join our lovable crew in the mess hall. Where the logical commander of the U.S.S Enterprise, Spock. Announces a sound plan to stop the red shirt riots.
"All right, here are the coupons for surviving this long sale this month."
The crew members hang onto the brightly labeled coupons. Spock continues.
"Make sure you make them count."
Spock says dryly.
"Yes, Commander!"
Sulu, Scotty, Chekov, Daniel, and Lady Enterprise cheer.
"We haven't had Scotch coupons for a while now."
The depressed Scotsman said in a low tone. The Vulcan raised an eyebrow.
"Why do you care? They're for the protesters."
The Chief Engineer grinned as he looked away from the Vulcan eyes.
"Oh, no reason, really..."
Vulcan glare.
"You'd better not be using them for yourself."
Scottish flinch and reassuring smile.
"Of course not~!"
Spock has that "I'm watching you" look in his eyes.
"Oh look, it's an entrance coupon to Waterland!"
Pavel holds up the coupon advertising the water park like world attraction.
"The wave pool there is amazing!"
The excited avatar says.
"You've been before, then?"
The Russian asks.
"No, I just saw their ad on screen."
She smiles.
"Actually, I've never really been anywhere outside of this ship, but that's why I was always able to win the prefect attendance prize for crewmen ship contests."
Big smile.
"Pretty impressive, huh?"
The crew cries. Scotty starts wiping away his tears with a handkerchief, Sule wipes his away with his arm, Chekov cries while holding onto his Yeoman, who is covering his mouth. Spock stands their all emotionless as The avatar smiles not really understanding the current situation.
The crying stops.
"And that's why we'll need four more tickets, Commander."
Scotty holds out his hand out to Spock. The Vulcans eyebrow goes up.
"What are you talking about?"
The Scotsman face lights up in surprise.
"You're right. Sorry, we're actually going to need five more."
Spock glares at him questionably.
"Why do you need more?"
"Oh, you!"
Scotty picks up the Vulcan.
"What do you think you're doing? Let go."
Spock says as emotionless as ever.
"You know you want to go, too!"
Scotty says playfully.
In coming drunk Scottish dream of prevyness DX
"Are you you going to wear your Vulcan bathing suit, Commander? Or a one piece? But bikinis are nice too. There's no place for the material to stick on little girl's bikinis, so they slip off so easily."
He starts touching the annoyed Vulcan suggestively.
"Slips right off , I say!"
The first musical number for this story cues in. With a wild prevy Scotsman dancing with a captive Vulcan no less.
"Slips off, slips off! It simply slips off! The bikini slips off so easily!"
End of the first musical.
"Yahhhhhhh!!!"
The Vulcan punches the hyper Scotsman off of him.
"I'll distribute these coupons myself."
The Commander walks out of the mess hall. Lady Enterprise smiles.
"Creator, it looks like I'm going to have another fun day."
The avatar screams as she feels some creepy Scotsman clinging and licking her leg while singing-
"Slips off, slips off....already slipped off."
Sulu gets ready to smack the drunk. As Chekov and Daniel watch the scene. Lady Enterprise tires to run but freaky drunk Scotsman has a firm grasp on fleeing avatars skirt
"Slip slip."
He reaches under her skirt.
MAKE IT STOP!
The red faced avatar cries.
She goes back to her talking to herself even with all the commotion.
"What I meant to say is, today will be another trying day! I'll try my best, Creator!"
Sometime later in the mess hall. The once again moody Scotsman drinks down another bottle of Scotch. He sets down the glass all dramatically as he lays his head low to the table.
"The Commander took all our Waterland tickets."
"Yeah, because he was scared you would steal them."
The Yeoman speaks up. As Chekov, Sulu, and Lady Enterprise look at Scotty.
"How dare you?!"
The drunk slams his hand on the table while crying.
"I never said I wouldn't give them to the protesters."
The Yeoman covers his mouth.
"Then I'm sorry I said that."
Scotty sits himself back down to his chair.
"I really am too careless though. I don't pass them out fast enough, and they get very close to their expiration date."
He smiles.
"Which is really too bad. Such a waste."
Sulu cuts in with a smile.
"Then you just have to sell them."
Scotty gives the Chief Helmsman a surprised look.
"You "get more" when you use them for yourself. Don't you think so, Chekov?"
Pavel ponders in thought.
"Yeah, considering how expensive pool admission is, Scotty's idea makes more sense."
The Yeoman raises his hand.
"You can't let him take you in like that. These coupons are for the protesters."
Surprised Russian face.
"Oh, that's right!"
Lady Enterprise looks over the coupons.
"We have so many different coupons to offer our readers."
Pavel smiles.
"We often give out detergent and stuff as well"
"Oh?"
The avatar says. As the Navigator continues.
"We don't have enough. So it's usually the ones who whine the loudest who get them."
"Tell me about it."
Sulu says in a rather annoyed tone.
"I have some really annoying red shirts on my route who keep pestering me to give them theater tickets.And they have the nerve to always ask them in pairs!"
"Sounds like they really like the theater."
The avatar says cheerfuly.
"As if."
Sulu blurts out gruffly.
"Listen up. One theater ticket is 2,500 strips of gold pressed latinum, times two, that comes to 9,000 strips. It costs 3,500 stripes to buy a one month pleadge from the red shirts not to riot."
"Oh, oh!"
The avatar puzzles.
"Daniel, don't you have protesters like that too?"
Sulu asks the Yeoman.
"Hmm."
The Yeoman brings his hand to his chin to think.
"Yeah."
Yeoman flashback time.
"Don't you have any freebies?"
The protesting red shirt asks.
"Well, my apologies, but I am neither your servant, nor your maid, so I won't be able to provide you with any."
The iron doors of rejection close on the shocked red shirt.
End of flashback.
"Yeah, I guess that happens now and then."
The Russian clings to his Yeoman.
"That sounds like something you'd do!!!"
The avatar smiles.
"I think I understand now why the Commander confiscated the coupons."
Sulu suports his head with his hand. He closes his eye in thought.
"Yeah, huh?"
A whistling teapot is heard.
"I forgot I was making tea!"
Lady Enterprise gets up to tend to the tea.
Sulu sets out a sigh.
"I guess we won't be going to the pool this time."
Pavel stands thinking.
"Oh!"
He shouts as the Russian light bulb clicks on.
"Hey Daniel!"
He gets up close to the Yeoman chest.
"You too, Sulu and Scotty. Listen up."
He starts whispering to the group.
"Sorry for the wait!"
The avatar smiles with a tea set in hand.
"The tea set is ready!"
"Then let's go!"
Sulu says. The avatar looks in confusion as the gang stands up smiling at her. The excited Russian speaks up.
Hey Enterprise! Will you come shopping with us?"
"Uh, sure!"
Later on in the shopping room of the U.S.S Enterprise? The Scotsman is getting a tad annoyed.
"Huh?! Come on, is this a joke?"
The clerk tires to calm the Scotsman down.
"I'm terribly sorry, sir, but..."
"This is outrageous!"
Scotty yells as shoppers soon stare at the the distressed Enginner scene.
"Why on earth do you not sell old-fashioned Vulcan swimsuits!"
The embarrassed crew die a little inside. Sulu pushes the frightened Enterprise out of the scene. Chanting-
"We don't know him, we don't know him!"
The avatar whimpers.
"Who, who does Scotty want to to dress up in that swimsuit? But what are we doing in the..."
She looks at all the clothing displays.
"swimsuit section?"
Chekov turns around to the avatar.
"Because we're getting ready for.."
Chekov, Daniel, and Sulu cheer.
"..the pool!"
Lady Enterprise looks at them in surprise. The music cues up. Yup. It's musical time! The ever excited Chekov starts us off.
"Summer is all about going to the pool!"
He lens against a swimsuit display. Sulu's next!
"It really is about about going to the pool!"
He reveals a couple of hidden bikinis he was holding onto like a deck of cards. Yeomans up!
"No matter if the summer is hot or cold..."
He removes the model that was blocking off him from his Yunker. Pavel hugs him. Sulu,Chekov, and Daniel are singing together now.
If it's summer, you've got to get into the pool!"
They fall into a blow up mini pool. Chekov's turn again.
"People who can swim need to go to the pool."
The Russian poses with bikinis in hand. Sulu's up again.
"Even people who can't swim need to go to the pool."
The Asian poses with a inter tube around his waist and bikinis in hand. Yeoman's you're up!
"Whether it's the crawl or the breaststroke."
He posses with some bikinis in hand as well. Chekov sings/hugs Daniel from behind.
"Or even the butterfly,"
Sulu sings as he makes a backstroke like gesture.
"or the backstroke..."
The singing three join together again.
"Come to Wonderland!"
The music ends. With a still puzzled avatar staring at the three crew members.
"Uhm...uh?"
Pavel greets her with a smile.
"So, let's all go to Waterland!"
"Really?"
Sulu and the Yeoman walk into the group. Daniel smiles
"We'll just buy our own tickets."
Sulu puts a hand on his hip.
"It should be pretty cheap on the weekday morning."
"But I.."
The Yong avatar doesn't see a pair of hands reaching for her from behind. She cries out as the Scotsman arm rest on her shoulder.
"If you're going to a pool...there is something you must simply must have... "
Cue in Scotty musical time DX
"a bathing suit, of course! If at all possible...a Vulcan bathing suit."
He claps his hands together.
"And if it was the old-fashioned kind.... My God!"
Upbeat prevy musical number over DX
Lady Enterprise walks back in fear.
"What?!"
The music starts up all dramatic as Scotty looks left and right.
"But they don't sell them here. I ask and I ask, but they don't sell them here."
He lays down in despair.
"The disappointment of disappointments."
Sulu, Chekov, and Daniel turn round. Not daring to get noticed with this man. The worried avatar tires to cheer the Scotsman up.
"Uhm, Chief Scotty?"
The music brightens up as Scotty gets up and starts waving away the worries with a cheerful upbeat song.
"But we mustn't give up! We mustn't, no no!"
He grabs the young avatar as he dances and spins around the store.
"Look at all these bathing suits! I'm sure we'll find the prefect..."
He pulls back a curtain of clothes to reveal the long sought after Vulcan bathing suit display. The blushing Enterprise desperately tires to pull back the prevy drooling Scotsman. The curtain rooms get pulled back as bathing suit Chekov, Daniel, Scotty, and Sulu pose in front of a beach picture. They all cheer.
"...bathing suit!"
Scotty gives a lusty look as he relax on a fold out beach chair.
"Come, my harem."
Lady Enterprise cries out.
"You guys! Don't get caught in his antics!"
Scotty walks over with a swimsuit in hand.
"Hey, Lady Enterprise! why don't you try this one on?"
He pushes her into a stall.
"But I'm not really interested in buying a bathing suit...."
"Come on, come on."
He starts lifting up her dress.
"Why did you come in the dressing room with me?!"
The avatar cries.
"To help you, of course!"
The prevy Scotsman starts rubbing his head on the horrified young lady's head.
"But I'm fine by myself..."
"Don't worry!"
"Chief Scotty, why are you touching me there?!"
"Don't worry, it's fine!"
The remaining crew watch the closed curtained scene from outside. Sulu sighs.
"Good thing he's dressed like a woman."
The Yeoman nods.
"Yeah."
The Navigator chimes in.
"Ah! Because he looks so pretty now. right?"
The Helmsman and Yeoman stare at the curtained area.
"Uh, yeah. That's why."
Sulu lies.
"All right, here are the coupons for surviving this long sale this month."
The crew members hang onto the brightly labeled coupons. Spock continues.
"Make sure you make them count."
Spock says dryly.
"Yes, Commander!"
Sulu, Scotty, Chekov, Daniel, and Lady Enterprise cheer.
"We haven't had Scotch coupons for a while now."
The depressed Scotsman said in a low tone. The Vulcan raised an eyebrow.
"Why do you care? They're for the protesters."
The Chief Engineer grinned as he looked away from the Vulcan eyes.
"Oh, no reason, really..."
Vulcan glare.
"You'd better not be using them for yourself."
Scottish flinch and reassuring smile.
"Of course not~!"
Spock has that "I'm watching you" look in his eyes.
"Oh look, it's an entrance coupon to Waterland!"
Pavel holds up the coupon advertising the water park like world attraction.
"The wave pool there is amazing!"
The excited avatar says.
"You've been before, then?"
The Russian asks.
"No, I just saw their ad on screen."
She smiles.
"Actually, I've never really been anywhere outside of this ship, but that's why I was always able to win the prefect attendance prize for crewmen ship contests."
Big smile.
"Pretty impressive, huh?"
The crew cries. Scotty starts wiping away his tears with a handkerchief, Sule wipes his away with his arm, Chekov cries while holding onto his Yeoman, who is covering his mouth. Spock stands their all emotionless as The avatar smiles not really understanding the current situation.
The crying stops.
"And that's why we'll need four more tickets, Commander."
Scotty holds out his hand out to Spock. The Vulcans eyebrow goes up.
"What are you talking about?"
The Scotsman face lights up in surprise.
"You're right. Sorry, we're actually going to need five more."
Spock glares at him questionably.
"Why do you need more?"
"Oh, you!"
Scotty picks up the Vulcan.
"What do you think you're doing? Let go."
Spock says as emotionless as ever.
"You know you want to go, too!"
Scotty says playfully.
In coming drunk Scottish dream of prevyness DX
"Are you you going to wear your Vulcan bathing suit, Commander? Or a one piece? But bikinis are nice too. There's no place for the material to stick on little girl's bikinis, so they slip off so easily."
He starts touching the annoyed Vulcan suggestively.
"Slips right off , I say!"
The first musical number for this story cues in. With a wild prevy Scotsman dancing with a captive Vulcan no less.
"Slips off, slips off! It simply slips off! The bikini slips off so easily!"
End of the first musical.
"Yahhhhhhh!!!"
The Vulcan punches the hyper Scotsman off of him.
"I'll distribute these coupons myself."
The Commander walks out of the mess hall. Lady Enterprise smiles.
"Creator, it looks like I'm going to have another fun day."
The avatar screams as she feels some creepy Scotsman clinging and licking her leg while singing-
"Slips off, slips off....already slipped off."
Sulu gets ready to smack the drunk. As Chekov and Daniel watch the scene. Lady Enterprise tires to run but freaky drunk Scotsman has a firm grasp on fleeing avatars skirt
"Slip slip."
He reaches under her skirt.
MAKE IT STOP!
The red faced avatar cries.
She goes back to her talking to herself even with all the commotion.
"What I meant to say is, today will be another trying day! I'll try my best, Creator!"
Sometime later in the mess hall. The once again moody Scotsman drinks down another bottle of Scotch. He sets down the glass all dramatically as he lays his head low to the table.
"The Commander took all our Waterland tickets."
"Yeah, because he was scared you would steal them."
The Yeoman speaks up. As Chekov, Sulu, and Lady Enterprise look at Scotty.
"How dare you?!"
The drunk slams his hand on the table while crying.
"I never said I wouldn't give them to the protesters."
The Yeoman covers his mouth.
"Then I'm sorry I said that."
Scotty sits himself back down to his chair.
"I really am too careless though. I don't pass them out fast enough, and they get very close to their expiration date."
He smiles.
"Which is really too bad. Such a waste."
Sulu cuts in with a smile.
"Then you just have to sell them."
Scotty gives the Chief Helmsman a surprised look.
"You "get more" when you use them for yourself. Don't you think so, Chekov?"
Pavel ponders in thought.
"Yeah, considering how expensive pool admission is, Scotty's idea makes more sense."
The Yeoman raises his hand.
"You can't let him take you in like that. These coupons are for the protesters."
Surprised Russian face.
"Oh, that's right!"
Lady Enterprise looks over the coupons.
"We have so many different coupons to offer our readers."
Pavel smiles.
"We often give out detergent and stuff as well"
"Oh?"
The avatar says. As the Navigator continues.
"We don't have enough. So it's usually the ones who whine the loudest who get them."
"Tell me about it."
Sulu says in a rather annoyed tone.
"I have some really annoying red shirts on my route who keep pestering me to give them theater tickets.And they have the nerve to always ask them in pairs!"
"Sounds like they really like the theater."
The avatar says cheerfuly.
"As if."
Sulu blurts out gruffly.
"Listen up. One theater ticket is 2,500 strips of gold pressed latinum, times two, that comes to 9,000 strips. It costs 3,500 stripes to buy a one month pleadge from the red shirts not to riot."
"Oh, oh!"
The avatar puzzles.
"Daniel, don't you have protesters like that too?"
Sulu asks the Yeoman.
"Hmm."
The Yeoman brings his hand to his chin to think.
"Yeah."
Yeoman flashback time.
"Don't you have any freebies?"
The protesting red shirt asks.
"Well, my apologies, but I am neither your servant, nor your maid, so I won't be able to provide you with any."
The iron doors of rejection close on the shocked red shirt.
End of flashback.
"Yeah, I guess that happens now and then."
The Russian clings to his Yeoman.
"That sounds like something you'd do!!!"
The avatar smiles.
"I think I understand now why the Commander confiscated the coupons."
Sulu suports his head with his hand. He closes his eye in thought.
"Yeah, huh?"
A whistling teapot is heard.
"I forgot I was making tea!"
Lady Enterprise gets up to tend to the tea.
Sulu sets out a sigh.
"I guess we won't be going to the pool this time."
Pavel stands thinking.
"Oh!"
He shouts as the Russian light bulb clicks on.
"Hey Daniel!"
He gets up close to the Yeoman chest.
"You too, Sulu and Scotty. Listen up."
He starts whispering to the group.
"Sorry for the wait!"
The avatar smiles with a tea set in hand.
"The tea set is ready!"
"Then let's go!"
Sulu says. The avatar looks in confusion as the gang stands up smiling at her. The excited Russian speaks up.
Hey Enterprise! Will you come shopping with us?"
"Uh, sure!"
Later on in the shopping room of the U.S.S Enterprise? The Scotsman is getting a tad annoyed.
"Huh?! Come on, is this a joke?"
The clerk tires to calm the Scotsman down.
"I'm terribly sorry, sir, but..."
"This is outrageous!"
Scotty yells as shoppers soon stare at the the distressed Enginner scene.
"Why on earth do you not sell old-fashioned Vulcan swimsuits!"
The embarrassed crew die a little inside. Sulu pushes the frightened Enterprise out of the scene. Chanting-
"We don't know him, we don't know him!"
The avatar whimpers.
"Who, who does Scotty want to to dress up in that swimsuit? But what are we doing in the..."
She looks at all the clothing displays.
"swimsuit section?"
Chekov turns around to the avatar.
"Because we're getting ready for.."
Chekov, Daniel, and Sulu cheer.
"..the pool!"
Lady Enterprise looks at them in surprise. The music cues up. Yup. It's musical time! The ever excited Chekov starts us off.
"Summer is all about going to the pool!"
He lens against a swimsuit display. Sulu's next!
"It really is about about going to the pool!"
He reveals a couple of hidden bikinis he was holding onto like a deck of cards. Yeomans up!
"No matter if the summer is hot or cold..."
He removes the model that was blocking off him from his Yunker. Pavel hugs him. Sulu,Chekov, and Daniel are singing together now.
If it's summer, you've got to get into the pool!"
They fall into a blow up mini pool. Chekov's turn again.
"People who can swim need to go to the pool."
The Russian poses with bikinis in hand. Sulu's up again.
"Even people who can't swim need to go to the pool."
The Asian poses with a inter tube around his waist and bikinis in hand. Yeoman's you're up!
"Whether it's the crawl or the breaststroke."
He posses with some bikinis in hand as well. Chekov sings/hugs Daniel from behind.
"Or even the butterfly,"
Sulu sings as he makes a backstroke like gesture.
"or the backstroke..."
The singing three join together again.
"Come to Wonderland!"
The music ends. With a still puzzled avatar staring at the three crew members.
"Uhm...uh?"
Pavel greets her with a smile.
"So, let's all go to Waterland!"
"Really?"
Sulu and the Yeoman walk into the group. Daniel smiles
"We'll just buy our own tickets."
Sulu puts a hand on his hip.
"It should be pretty cheap on the weekday morning."
"But I.."
The Yong avatar doesn't see a pair of hands reaching for her from behind. She cries out as the Scotsman arm rest on her shoulder.
"If you're going to a pool...there is something you must simply must have... "
Cue in Scotty musical time DX
"a bathing suit, of course! If at all possible...a Vulcan bathing suit."
He claps his hands together.
"And if it was the old-fashioned kind.... My God!"
Upbeat prevy musical number over DX
Lady Enterprise walks back in fear.
"What?!"
The music starts up all dramatic as Scotty looks left and right.
"But they don't sell them here. I ask and I ask, but they don't sell them here."
He lays down in despair.
"The disappointment of disappointments."
Sulu, Chekov, and Daniel turn round. Not daring to get noticed with this man. The worried avatar tires to cheer the Scotsman up.
"Uhm, Chief Scotty?"
The music brightens up as Scotty gets up and starts waving away the worries with a cheerful upbeat song.
"But we mustn't give up! We mustn't, no no!"
He grabs the young avatar as he dances and spins around the store.
"Look at all these bathing suits! I'm sure we'll find the prefect..."
He pulls back a curtain of clothes to reveal the long sought after Vulcan bathing suit display. The blushing Enterprise desperately tires to pull back the prevy drooling Scotsman. The curtain rooms get pulled back as bathing suit Chekov, Daniel, Scotty, and Sulu pose in front of a beach picture. They all cheer.
"...bathing suit!"
Scotty gives a lusty look as he relax on a fold out beach chair.
"Come, my harem."
Lady Enterprise cries out.
"You guys! Don't get caught in his antics!"
Scotty walks over with a swimsuit in hand.
"Hey, Lady Enterprise! why don't you try this one on?"
He pushes her into a stall.
"But I'm not really interested in buying a bathing suit...."
"Come on, come on."
He starts lifting up her dress.
"Why did you come in the dressing room with me?!"
The avatar cries.
"To help you, of course!"
The prevy Scotsman starts rubbing his head on the horrified young lady's head.
"But I'm fine by myself..."
"Don't worry!"
"Chief Scotty, why are you touching me there?!"
"Don't worry, it's fine!"
The remaining crew watch the closed curtained scene from outside. Sulu sighs.
"Good thing he's dressed like a woman."
The Yeoman nods.
"Yeah."
The Navigator chimes in.
"Ah! Because he looks so pretty now. right?"
The Helmsman and Yeoman stare at the curtained area.
"Uh, yeah. That's why."
Sulu lies.