Post by Randomman on Jun 26, 2009 16:20:24 GMT -5
“Captain’s log star date something something blah blah whatever. I and my trusty first mate have arrived to heavily secret guarded frozen world of brrrrrr its chilly at here Big Gun! Can’t we steal the ship already or at least go some were warmer!?” The almost frozen Ferengi shivered into his comn link. “Well you warned me about it being cold you never said anything about it being freezing!” “Sorry Captain. I will contact you once your position is clear. Big Gun out. ” The remark was spoken bluntly but he knew his Vulcan friend went it from her heart .It wasn’t any need to worry though. Big Gun and him been through a lot together. The exo –suit armor and her gunmanship spoke for herself. Though she was a logical Vulcan women. Big Gun has always been a warrior at heart. He sighed as he watched his breathe leave his mouth. “Heh. Smoke hehehe” He starts pretending hes smoking some Native American peace pipe that he read in Earth’s historical archives.
His carefree game was soon broken by Big Guns comn reply. “Sorry for the inconvenience. The sentry towers are out. You position is clear.” “Yusssss” Captain smiled his razor sharp teeth. “If I had to stay out here any longer I would turn into a Ferengi iced pop!” A pause in the connection. Odd was the connection going dead? The Ferengi shrugged the thought off his mind. “Arrrr time for the attack arrrrrrrrrrrr!” The small vampire bat like alien charged into towards the secret space construction dome. “Whatever’s in there is minez Yohohohoho!”
Tares jenz was a middle aged human male. He had taken this security job because the pay was enough and almost nothing ever happened in this blizzard wasteland of a planet. That was until the day he saw a mad Ferengi sized snowman rush up to him and whack him upside the head with some sort of wooden blade. In the end it was probably Tares jenz most exciting post on duty he spent weeks. Too bad the concussion he received blocked out everything about the Ferengi snowman and Tares own love for Klingon blood wine. The Ferengi waved his kendo blade in glee as he made slashing sounds. “One downz! Arrrr!” He left behind his disguise of snow only after forming a couple of snowballs for the soon to be epic fight.
Big Gun strode inside another corridor as her covert part in the plan was already over. The newly dubbed plane “Smash any foe that gets in your way” was off to a great start. The security guards of the complex went rushing to intercept the sound of the closest destroyed sentry tower to find themselves in a much deadly situation. In the target range of Big Guns disruptor cannon. As the violent green beam exploded the closet wall into rubble the guards scattered as their moral fell just as easily as the once standing barrier. It’s not that they were cowards or anything it’s just that they valued their lives more than facing a Vucan women armed to the teeth with a exo-suit armor, disruptor cannon and a flamethrower. As the men fled Big Guns disruptor blasts, She made sure to destroy any surveillance cameras or sound receptors. Which was an easy job just a couple shoots here and there and they were out like a light. Now all that’s left to do is find the..”Arrrr that savvy!
"A Ferengi cheered as he sent lunched another barrage of snowballs into the fleeing humans. “Captain…you look like what the humans call a smurf” Big Gun greeted the very frozen looking Ferengi.”I do not!” He blustered out. Besides the completely absurd fact that he always wore cake clothes, hats, rings and other stuff. His recent exposesure to the freezing climate had turned his normal orange complexion into that of a blushing blue skinned Andorian. “I’m more like the epic monster who steals cookies!“ Her Ferengi leader seemed to become a lot more cheerer now that his friend was beside him. “So which way to the secret treasure?” He offered the Vulcan the last snowball which she promptly begged on the last fleeing guard on the butt. “It should be just behind this door.” Big Gun spoke as she ran a few tests to make sure her exo-suit armor was up to her standers. “Alright treasure times!!” The crazy cookie monster kicked at the door sending a few panicked scientist running away in fright. “Gahh what do they make these doors out of nowadays!?” He cradles his pain stricken frozen foot. “The door would have just opened automatically Captain. No need to rush.” “But that’s not the space prate way Guns!” He mumbled as he poked his fingernails together. “Captain look” Big Gun pointed ahead of her captain “eh?” The confused Ferengi looked towards his First Mate direction. "Holy cakes its a ship!"
Holy cakes indeed it was a ship. The slick cheery red colored vessel was indeed a impressive sight. Though no bigger than a Earth Galiot from the ages of sails. The ship was powered by four starfleet styled engines as well as its saucer like bridge though it was more oval in appearance. "Interesting" Big Gun said as she stood watching not showing a hint of amusement. "heck yush it is!" The Ferengi glomped the spacevessal. "Come on Big Gun lets take it for drive!" The captain rushed into the starship with out a moments haste. But his First Mate stood like a iron statue, watching the ship. "Is that.." She looked at the ships hull. Gun could almost make out some war hawk like wings. "Romulan.." "Come on Guns! I want to have our first pirate adventure in space!
" The captain jumped up and down with glee. "Coming Captain." She made way to the ship. "Most interesting indeed.."
"my my my." The reptilian looking scientist said as he watched the ship blast off into space. "They stole it right before we finished adding the last bit of paint." He ran his fingers to his thick neck up his head as to trace around the snake like pattern covering each area. "The councils really going to give me hell about this." He went onto rub his neck ridges. The close by white clothed mini skirted nurses seemed to be very concerned for the man. But they just worriedly stood still. Finally one of the nurses summed up the courage to speak her mind. "Doc doctor?" She struggled with her words as if the lab had an oxygen leak. "Is everything alright?" His eyeball slowly moved back to the lower corner of his eye to gaze at the nurse. The women and the other nurses steeped sensing his annoyance. He sent his eyeball back to stars as he sighted. "Nothing more than worms.." He said in a deathly silent whisper. The nurses look even more puzzled not really catching what their good doctor had whispered. "Doctor?" One nurse managed to squeak her voice up above her nervous colleagues. "It not a problem." The Doctor smiled. "This just means I'm in for another lovely chat with my fav hothead and the rest of the..oh" He clutched his head as if he was having a headache. "It seems their already here.." His shoulders seemed to spaze and on closer inspection it look as if something was wiggling from within his head. He struggled to move his very noticeable blood shot eyes to the nurses direction. "Call our barbaric friends to intercept theam. I want that ship!" The doctor hissed as his head conversed in pain from the "others" started to resume their chat in the doctors mind. "Ye yes doctor!" The nurses blurt out in union before nearly tripping over on the marble floor on their way to the exit. The doctor chuckled as he nursed his head. "Kukuku you want hold it against me if I have a little check up with your dear sister eh Klauis?" The serpents laughter covered the lab as the lights soon faded into darkness.
(Please continue reading the adventures of the Cake Pirates in chapter two
)
His carefree game was soon broken by Big Guns comn reply. “Sorry for the inconvenience. The sentry towers are out. You position is clear.” “Yusssss” Captain smiled his razor sharp teeth. “If I had to stay out here any longer I would turn into a Ferengi iced pop!” A pause in the connection. Odd was the connection going dead? The Ferengi shrugged the thought off his mind. “Arrrr time for the attack arrrrrrrrrrrr!” The small vampire bat like alien charged into towards the secret space construction dome. “Whatever’s in there is minez Yohohohoho!”
Tares jenz was a middle aged human male. He had taken this security job because the pay was enough and almost nothing ever happened in this blizzard wasteland of a planet. That was until the day he saw a mad Ferengi sized snowman rush up to him and whack him upside the head with some sort of wooden blade. In the end it was probably Tares jenz most exciting post on duty he spent weeks. Too bad the concussion he received blocked out everything about the Ferengi snowman and Tares own love for Klingon blood wine. The Ferengi waved his kendo blade in glee as he made slashing sounds. “One downz! Arrrr!” He left behind his disguise of snow only after forming a couple of snowballs for the soon to be epic fight.
Big Gun strode inside another corridor as her covert part in the plan was already over. The newly dubbed plane “Smash any foe that gets in your way” was off to a great start. The security guards of the complex went rushing to intercept the sound of the closest destroyed sentry tower to find themselves in a much deadly situation. In the target range of Big Guns disruptor cannon. As the violent green beam exploded the closet wall into rubble the guards scattered as their moral fell just as easily as the once standing barrier. It’s not that they were cowards or anything it’s just that they valued their lives more than facing a Vucan women armed to the teeth with a exo-suit armor, disruptor cannon and a flamethrower. As the men fled Big Guns disruptor blasts, She made sure to destroy any surveillance cameras or sound receptors. Which was an easy job just a couple shoots here and there and they were out like a light. Now all that’s left to do is find the..”Arrrr that savvy!
"A Ferengi cheered as he sent lunched another barrage of snowballs into the fleeing humans. “Captain…you look like what the humans call a smurf” Big Gun greeted the very frozen looking Ferengi.”I do not!” He blustered out. Besides the completely absurd fact that he always wore cake clothes, hats, rings and other stuff. His recent exposesure to the freezing climate had turned his normal orange complexion into that of a blushing blue skinned Andorian. “I’m more like the epic monster who steals cookies!“ Her Ferengi leader seemed to become a lot more cheerer now that his friend was beside him. “So which way to the secret treasure?” He offered the Vulcan the last snowball which she promptly begged on the last fleeing guard on the butt. “It should be just behind this door.” Big Gun spoke as she ran a few tests to make sure her exo-suit armor was up to her standers. “Alright treasure times!!” The crazy cookie monster kicked at the door sending a few panicked scientist running away in fright. “Gahh what do they make these doors out of nowadays!?” He cradles his pain stricken frozen foot. “The door would have just opened automatically Captain. No need to rush.” “But that’s not the space prate way Guns!” He mumbled as he poked his fingernails together. “Captain look” Big Gun pointed ahead of her captain “eh?” The confused Ferengi looked towards his First Mate direction. "Holy cakes its a ship!"
Holy cakes indeed it was a ship. The slick cheery red colored vessel was indeed a impressive sight. Though no bigger than a Earth Galiot from the ages of sails. The ship was powered by four starfleet styled engines as well as its saucer like bridge though it was more oval in appearance. "Interesting" Big Gun said as she stood watching not showing a hint of amusement. "heck yush it is!" The Ferengi glomped the spacevessal. "Come on Big Gun lets take it for drive!" The captain rushed into the starship with out a moments haste. But his First Mate stood like a iron statue, watching the ship. "Is that.." She looked at the ships hull. Gun could almost make out some war hawk like wings. "Romulan.." "Come on Guns! I want to have our first pirate adventure in space!
" The captain jumped up and down with glee. "Coming Captain." She made way to the ship. "Most interesting indeed..""my my my." The reptilian looking scientist said as he watched the ship blast off into space. "They stole it right before we finished adding the last bit of paint." He ran his fingers to his thick neck up his head as to trace around the snake like pattern covering each area. "The councils really going to give me hell about this." He went onto rub his neck ridges. The close by white clothed mini skirted nurses seemed to be very concerned for the man. But they just worriedly stood still. Finally one of the nurses summed up the courage to speak her mind. "Doc doctor?" She struggled with her words as if the lab had an oxygen leak. "Is everything alright?" His eyeball slowly moved back to the lower corner of his eye to gaze at the nurse. The women and the other nurses steeped sensing his annoyance. He sent his eyeball back to stars as he sighted. "Nothing more than worms.." He said in a deathly silent whisper. The nurses look even more puzzled not really catching what their good doctor had whispered. "Doctor?" One nurse managed to squeak her voice up above her nervous colleagues. "It not a problem." The Doctor smiled. "This just means I'm in for another lovely chat with my fav hothead and the rest of the..oh" He clutched his head as if he was having a headache. "It seems their already here.." His shoulders seemed to spaze and on closer inspection it look as if something was wiggling from within his head. He struggled to move his very noticeable blood shot eyes to the nurses direction. "Call our barbaric friends to intercept theam. I want that ship!" The doctor hissed as his head conversed in pain from the "others" started to resume their chat in the doctors mind. "Ye yes doctor!" The nurses blurt out in union before nearly tripping over on the marble floor on their way to the exit. The doctor chuckled as he nursed his head. "Kukuku you want hold it against me if I have a little check up with your dear sister eh Klauis?" The serpents laughter covered the lab as the lights soon faded into darkness.
(Please continue reading the adventures of the Cake Pirates in chapter two
)