Post by Randomman on Jun 29, 2009 1:10:21 GMT -5
"This ship has ever thing!" The hyper Ferengi spun with glee in his captain chair. "It was more than enough rooms for some cake we could fit like um.." Starts counting his toes. "Like a thousand cakes! No wait! Like a hundred thousand or maybe even over nine thousanddddd cakes!" He spun around in chair. Twirling faster and faster. "cake for me cake for you cake for me cake for youz!~" Good gwed its singing now DX. "The ship could probably manage well with a crew of fifty or a hundred and fifty." Randomman stopped twirling on the chair to look up at First Mate. "Oh! Big Gun back you're just in time!" He smiled happily. "I was just about to ask you what sector we should warp to for a coolio pirate raid! 
" The Vulcan punches a few more numbers into her communicator device. Obviously she was doing the only one doing all the work around this crew of two. "Warping now would be..." She finishes punching in the commands into the comn device and sticks it inside Randommans cake hat. "..Illogical." She heads back to the glass automatic door. "Awww come on Guns! I want to have a pirate raid!" He runs off after his Vulcan friend. "I'm tried of all these tests! I want some action!! Testing is boring anyways!!!"
Big Gun looks at her captain in the usaul vulcan stare. Emotionless. "Captain it is highly illogical for us to set off an a raid when we still know very little about our vassal. If we were attacked by a Romulan warbird or have lacked the knowledge on our transporter our pirating days would be very short." She activates her comn device and clips to her hair. "Oh! I guess you're right hmm" He tapes is shoes together. "You're doing all the work. I'm the captain I should do something to help out..Zomg its the Sick Bay!" He runs off into the room. "Hey Guns is this a loli pop? " Randomman its dragged out of the room by his collar. "The lab is off limits. Witch reminds me when we get to a station we need to hire a medic." "Hey Guns! Whats this?" The Vulcan almost shows a sign of worry as her captain holds a Photon torpedo. She snatches from his grubby little Ferengi hands. "A torpedo..Where did you find this?" "Down there!" He points down across another maze like corridor. Fast little bugger.."Captain perhaps you should return to the bridge. This ship is still..." She eyes him with eyes lacking any noticeable emotion. "Dangerous.." We need a good engineer as well. "HA!" The Frengi grins. "I'm a fearless cake pirate! Nothing frightens me!" "What about space insects?" Randomman shivers a little in fright. "Hahaha not even space creepy crawlers scare this cake dude!" He laughs a nit nervously. "What about a day without cake?" Big Gun replys while tending to recording their ships weapons specs.
"wha wha wha wha what?" She treas her eyes away from the specs. to see Randomman legs shivering. Oh that's right. saying that to him is taboo. "wahhhhhhh cake!" Ferengi tearsz. "Captien I was just saying it as an example. There is no need for this emotional display of sadness..." Randomman breaks into Guns speech all bright and shiny as a big bright red sun. "Wait I know! I should go into the galley and fix us up something to eatz!" He proclaims cheerfully. "I fresh cooked meal beats the shiny Kilingon pants off of any dumb old Replicator!" He sticks out his tongue in disgust. "That's alright captain..." She puts her hand on his shoulder. "I will take care of that." Yush please his hands were not made to create food! Everything he touches becomes some awful DX. "I'm sure theirs another more captain like duty then cooking for you." We need a cook to... "Oh I could test out the Transporter on something!" "Off limits." "I could check on the warp drive?" "Off limits." "Awww but its so shiny and electric looking like!" "You dident want to touch it did you?" "You mean I cant? DX" "Yes. The warp drive is not for touching." "Phoeey! ...what about the.." "I'm afraid the water tube liens are not yours or I's personal slip and slide water park ride captain." "Awwww" The captain pouts. "Is there nothing to do around here? DX"
"Well there is that.." The Vulcan said. "Zomgosh what is it Guns! Is it something only a captain can do! It is inset it!? Tell me! Tell me! Tell me!" He jumped up and down with glee while holding onto his Frist Mate Vulcan hands and doing a little space cake pirate jig. Big Gun blinked. "In a way yes.." "So where is it!? Where is it!? Where is it Guns!? " He tap danced like no Ferengi has gone before.. "In the far east room room 22139.." "Yahhhhhh!" Randomman stops doing his merry little jig with Big Gun and runs off into the room. "Oh boy oh boy oh boyz! I bet its like the something super captain worthy or something! " He dashes across the hallways following the passing doorways numbers with eager anticipation. "AHA! Room 22139 here I comes!" He opens the door. The room floor was set to a dark Mars like color. The stone like floor was warm and had earth like touch to it. The mountain like walls had some dim lighting to it and had a couple of shelves with various sorts of bottle and flasks with unknown contents. At the center of the room was a wide transparent like screen. "What in the world is this room for?" The Ferengi said out loud. He walked up to center of the room. Trying to see what the glass contained. As soon as the Randomman was a foot away from the unknown object. The glass raised up all the way to the ceiling sudden taking on a transparent appearance the walls also changed until the entire rooms walls matched the blanket of space and stars they lay outside the ship. "...the funk?" What now lay uncovered by the glass was a wide pool with what looked like bubbling hot lava. Only that it was black in color. The Ferengi steeps back nervously not daring to move his eyes away from the scwary pool of whatever the funk that is. "It's it's it's.." Hebumps into something hard near by the door. "A bath" His Vulcan friend bluntly says. "Big Big Big Gun this place reminds me of those gwed forsaken swamps on my home planet! I hated those swamps! TT" The food was yucky to.. "Don't worry I believe theirs no worms in the pool." "Gahhh I hated that the most! and My folks would just pick theam up and eat them! It was disgusting! DX" Big Gun gently pushes him towards the pool. "The pool is quite safe captien. I'm sure if you tried it out it make you a little less nervous about it." "It's the pool that's making me nervous! I was just fine before tha tha that thing spawn forth! DX" He trieds to pull away but Big Gun strength sees an end to that. "Big Gun this is not funny! that thing is a monst- Aaaaaahhh" The captains words are cut off as his body is pushed into the black pool. "Do you like it captain?" Big Gun ponders. "Ahhhh um its um o okay I guise. He slides down on one of the pool edges. Letting the warm black liquid do its stuff. In a way it was like getting a massage in a very nicely warmed mud bath. "Glad to hear it captien. May I be excused?" "oh um sure if you want to Big Gun.." His voice trails off as he sinks neck deep into the pool. "Oh and Big Gun..." Big Gun turns back. "We really need one of these on the bridge...." He sighs as if his soul has fond the legendary cake heaven. "I will see what we can do captain." "kk" He closes his eyes and lets the pool do its magic.
Unaware of the danger tracking their every move. Big Guns tests more tech stuff while Randomman stays busy with his "Captains job". A blond haired Klingon snarled impatiently. His fellow Klingon mercs. stood by scanning the ship they were hired to bring back. "batlhHa'" The short blond Klingon yelled across the bridge. The outraged Klingons fellow brothers snarled in protest. Snarling at each other thur Klingon native gruff, guttural tongue, almost always barked in a stentorian tone. One of the brothers challenged the blond. For he relived the blond one was lacking in spirit of their races warrior blood. He would have only lost his life for that. But he made it much worse when he foolishly blurted out theirs captain being a only Half Klingon. The blond Klingon not only took his head but had also taken the fools pride. A fate that would leave any Klingon upset. The blond licked at cleaver like blade. The crew went back to work the challenge was done. Cleaver the norgh. Stood another day as the unmatched merc. of Qo' noS. The very Klingon warrior blood pulsed in every vein in his body. Cleaver know this every so well. Tried of the boredom he yelled at his closest brother to de cloak. For he had enough of using this coward like tech. of the Romulans. Today we reclaim our honor! The Klingon broke back into his human mothers language. The Klingons shouted back with much spirt. Their brothers words fulled their warrior blood even though Cleaver was the only one on board who could speak a decent range of Human language. Open channel my brothers! Let our prey hart sink in fear at the drums of the hunt! The Klingons snarled in warrior tongue. The hunt was on!
"Rubber Duckie, you're the one, You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you; woh woh, bee doh!" A hand moves the yellow duck bath toy across the black liquid. "Rubber Duckie, joy of joys, When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Duckie, you're my very best friend, it's true! doo doo doo doooo, doo doo!" The hand makes the bath toy splash around a little. The wall flashes into the hail from the Klingon. "Every day when I Make my way to the tubby I find a little fella who's Cute and yellow and chubby rub-a-dub-a-dubby!" The face on the blond Klingons face is priceless. Here he was hailing for a grand battle to the death! and instead he finds some swamp born, big eared, grubby handed Ferengi! He formed a fist on his own blade. The pink blood droplets dripped down to the freshly clean metallic floor.
Randomman oblivious not know that he had just been hailed by a Klingon Bird of Prey happily sang onward. "Rubber Duckie, you're so fine And I'm lucky that you're mine Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of you. Every day when I Make my way to the tubby I find a little fella who's Cute and yellow and chubby rub-a-dub-a-dubby!" Cleaver gashed away at his fang like teeth. This was becoming unbearable. Randomman starts splashing the duck like a cake crazy loony. "Rubber Duckie, you're so fine And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of Rubber duckie, I'd like a whole pond of Rubber duckie I'm awfully fond of you! doo doo, be doo!" Randomman chuckled happier than a fool could be. Cleaver fed up with bearing any more of this yelled so loud you might be a little concerned for his health. 'ENOUGH!!!!!! FERENGI!!! YOU WILL DIE A MOST UN HONORABLE DEATH!!! FOR PUTTING MY BROTHERS AND I THROUGH YOU'RE ACCURSED SINGING!!!!!!! DX<<<<<<<<<<<<" Randomman let out an old school girl cry in the earth tongue. "KYA! Big Gun! Gaint Klingon Headz are in the pool roommmm! TT" The open swooshes open with Big Gun all Gung-Ho and what not. He lets out another school cry as he sinks himself a little more in the pool. Not wanting Big Gun to see him unclothed in the nude. "Are you alright captain" His First Mate asked with an emotionless voice. "They said my singing was awful ! oh! and something about I will die most un honorable death or something.." Randomman pondered if that was what they really said or not. "I see." The Vulcan responded calmly. She approached the screen. So that it looked like The Klingon was face to face with her. "Do not worry Captain. You're singing was nether unpleasant nor shall we die this soon." Randomman let out a little Ferengi meep like sound. "You you heard me sing?" She nodded. He sunk down into the pool making pool bubbles with his lips. Meanwhile Cleaver was stabbing himself on the hand to deal with his little anger issue.
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" The Vulcan punches a few more numbers into her communicator device. Obviously she was doing the only one doing all the work around this crew of two. "Warping now would be..." She finishes punching in the commands into the comn device and sticks it inside Randommans cake hat. "..Illogical." She heads back to the glass automatic door. "Awww come on Guns! I want to have a pirate raid!" He runs off after his Vulcan friend. "I'm tried of all these tests! I want some action!! Testing is boring anyways!!!" Big Gun looks at her captain in the usaul vulcan stare. Emotionless. "Captain it is highly illogical for us to set off an a raid when we still know very little about our vassal. If we were attacked by a Romulan warbird or have lacked the knowledge on our transporter our pirating days would be very short." She activates her comn device and clips to her hair. "Oh! I guess you're right hmm" He tapes is shoes together. "You're doing all the work. I'm the captain I should do something to help out..Zomg its the Sick Bay!
" He runs off into the room. "Hey Guns is this a loli pop? " Randomman its dragged out of the room by his collar. "The lab is off limits. Witch reminds me when we get to a station we need to hire a medic." "Hey Guns! Whats this?" The Vulcan almost shows a sign of worry as her captain holds a Photon torpedo. She snatches from his grubby little Ferengi hands. "A torpedo..Where did you find this?" "Down there!" He points down across another maze like corridor. Fast little bugger.."Captain perhaps you should return to the bridge. This ship is still..." She eyes him with eyes lacking any noticeable emotion. "Dangerous.." We need a good engineer as well. "HA!" The Frengi grins. "I'm a fearless cake pirate! Nothing frightens me!" "What about space insects?" Randomman shivers a little in fright. "Hahaha not even space creepy crawlers scare this cake dude!" He laughs a nit nervously. "What about a day without cake?" Big Gun replys while tending to recording their ships weapons specs. "wha wha wha wha what?" She treas her eyes away from the specs. to see Randomman legs shivering. Oh that's right. saying that to him is taboo. "wahhhhhhh cake!" Ferengi tearsz. "Captien I was just saying it as an example. There is no need for this emotional display of sadness..." Randomman breaks into Guns speech all bright and shiny as a big bright red sun. "Wait I know! I should go into the galley and fix us up something to eatz!" He proclaims cheerfully. "I fresh cooked meal beats the shiny Kilingon pants off of any dumb old Replicator!" He sticks out his tongue in disgust. "That's alright captain..." She puts her hand on his shoulder. "I will take care of that." Yush please his hands were not made to create food! Everything he touches becomes some awful DX. "I'm sure theirs another more captain like duty then cooking for you." We need a cook to... "Oh I could test out the Transporter on something!
" "Off limits." "I could check on the warp drive?" "Off limits." "Awww but its so shiny and electric looking like!" "You dident want to touch it did you?" "You mean I cant? DX" "Yes. The warp drive is not for touching." "Phoeey! ...what about the.." "I'm afraid the water tube liens are not yours or I's personal slip and slide water park ride captain." "Awwww" The captain pouts. "Is there nothing to do around here? DX" "Well there is that.." The Vulcan said. "Zomgosh what is it Guns! Is it something only a captain can do! It is inset it!? Tell me! Tell me! Tell me!
" He jumped up and down with glee while holding onto his Frist Mate Vulcan hands and doing a little space cake pirate jig. Big Gun blinked. "In a way yes.." "So where is it!? Where is it!? Where is it Guns!? " He tap danced like no Ferengi has gone before.. "In the far east room room 22139.." "Yahhhhhh!" Randomman stops doing his merry little jig with Big Gun and runs off into the room. "Oh boy oh boy oh boyz! I bet its like the something super captain worthy or something! " He dashes across the hallways following the passing doorways numbers with eager anticipation. "AHA! Room 22139 here I comes!" He opens the door. The room floor was set to a dark Mars like color. The stone like floor was warm and had earth like touch to it. The mountain like walls had some dim lighting to it and had a couple of shelves with various sorts of bottle and flasks with unknown contents. At the center of the room was a wide transparent like screen. "What in the world is this room for?" The Ferengi said out loud. He walked up to center of the room. Trying to see what the glass contained. As soon as the Randomman was a foot away from the unknown object. The glass raised up all the way to the ceiling sudden taking on a transparent appearance the walls also changed until the entire rooms walls matched the blanket of space and stars they lay outside the ship. "...the funk?" What now lay uncovered by the glass was a wide pool with what looked like bubbling hot lava. Only that it was black in color. The Ferengi steeps back nervously not daring to move his eyes away from the scwary pool of whatever the funk that is. "It's it's it's.." Hebumps into something hard near by the door. "A bath" His Vulcan friend bluntly says. "Big Big Big Gun this place reminds me of those gwed forsaken swamps on my home planet! I hated those swamps! TT" The food was yucky to.. "Don't worry I believe theirs no worms in the pool." "Gahhh I hated that the most! and My folks would just pick theam up and eat them! It was disgusting! DX" Big Gun gently pushes him towards the pool. "The pool is quite safe captien. I'm sure if you tried it out it make you a little less nervous about it." "It's the pool that's making me nervous! I was just fine before tha tha that thing spawn forth! DX" He trieds to pull away but Big Gun strength sees an end to that. "Big Gun this is not funny! that thing is a monst- Aaaaaahhh" The captains words are cut off as his body is pushed into the black pool. "Do you like it captain?" Big Gun ponders. "Ahhhh um its um o okay I guise. He slides down on one of the pool edges. Letting the warm black liquid do its stuff. In a way it was like getting a massage in a very nicely warmed mud bath. "Glad to hear it captien. May I be excused?" "oh um sure if you want to Big Gun.." His voice trails off as he sinks neck deep into the pool. "Oh and Big Gun..." Big Gun turns back. "We really need one of these on the bridge...." He sighs as if his soul has fond the legendary cake heaven. "I will see what we can do captain." "kk" He closes his eyes and lets the pool do its magic. Unaware of the danger tracking their every move. Big Guns tests more tech stuff while Randomman stays busy with his "Captains job". A blond haired Klingon snarled impatiently. His fellow Klingon mercs. stood by scanning the ship they were hired to bring back. "batlhHa'" The short blond Klingon yelled across the bridge. The outraged Klingons fellow brothers snarled in protest. Snarling at each other thur Klingon native gruff, guttural tongue, almost always barked in a stentorian tone. One of the brothers challenged the blond. For he relived the blond one was lacking in spirit of their races warrior blood. He would have only lost his life for that. But he made it much worse when he foolishly blurted out theirs captain being a only Half Klingon. The blond Klingon not only took his head but had also taken the fools pride. A fate that would leave any Klingon upset. The blond licked at cleaver like blade. The crew went back to work the challenge was done. Cleaver the norgh. Stood another day as the unmatched merc. of Qo' noS. The very Klingon warrior blood pulsed in every vein in his body. Cleaver know this every so well. Tried of the boredom he yelled at his closest brother to de cloak. For he had enough of using this coward like tech. of the Romulans. Today we reclaim our honor! The Klingon broke back into his human mothers language. The Klingons shouted back with much spirt. Their brothers words fulled their warrior blood even though Cleaver was the only one on board who could speak a decent range of Human language. Open channel my brothers! Let our prey hart sink in fear at the drums of the hunt! The Klingons snarled in warrior tongue. The hunt was on!
"Rubber Duckie, you're the one, You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you; woh woh, bee doh!" A hand moves the yellow duck bath toy across the black liquid. "Rubber Duckie, joy of joys, When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Duckie, you're my very best friend, it's true! doo doo doo doooo, doo doo!" The hand makes the bath toy splash around a little. The wall flashes into the hail from the Klingon. "Every day when I Make my way to the tubby I find a little fella who's Cute and yellow and chubby rub-a-dub-a-dubby!" The face on the blond Klingons face is priceless. Here he was hailing for a grand battle to the death! and instead he finds some swamp born, big eared, grubby handed Ferengi! He formed a fist on his own blade. The pink blood droplets dripped down to the freshly clean metallic floor.
Randomman oblivious not know that he had just been hailed by a Klingon Bird of Prey happily sang onward. "Rubber Duckie, you're so fine And I'm lucky that you're mine Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of you. Every day when I Make my way to the tubby I find a little fella who's Cute and yellow and chubby rub-a-dub-a-dubby!" Cleaver gashed away at his fang like teeth. This was becoming unbearable. Randomman starts splashing the duck like a cake crazy loony. "Rubber Duckie, you're so fine And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of Rubber duckie, I'd like a whole pond of Rubber duckie I'm awfully fond of you! doo doo, be doo!" Randomman chuckled happier than a fool could be. Cleaver fed up with bearing any more of this yelled so loud you might be a little concerned for his health. 'ENOUGH!!!!!! FERENGI!!! YOU WILL DIE A MOST UN HONORABLE DEATH!!! FOR PUTTING MY BROTHERS AND I THROUGH YOU'RE ACCURSED SINGING!!!!!!! DX<<<<<<<<<<<<" Randomman let out an old school girl cry in the earth tongue. "KYA! Big Gun! Gaint Klingon Headz are in the pool roommmm! TT" The open swooshes open with Big Gun all Gung-Ho and what not. He lets out another school cry as he sinks himself a little more in the pool. Not wanting Big Gun to see him unclothed in the nude. "Are you alright captain" His First Mate asked with an emotionless voice. "They said my singing was awful ! oh! and something about I will die most un honorable death or something.." Randomman pondered if that was what they really said or not. "I see." The Vulcan responded calmly. She approached the screen. So that it looked like The Klingon was face to face with her. "Do not worry Captain. You're singing was nether unpleasant nor shall we die this soon." Randomman let out a little Ferengi meep like sound. "You you heard me sing?" She nodded. He sunk down into the pool making pool bubbles with his lips. Meanwhile Cleaver was stabbing himself on the hand to deal with his little anger issue.
(Chapter there will be soon. Thank you for reading
)