Post by Randomman on Jul 1, 2009 2:53:18 GMT -5
As Big Guns Ferengi captain was busy blowing bubbles in the dark water. The First mate Vulcan finely broke the silence by addressing the very high tempered Klingon merc. Cleaver. "What is your business with threatening My captain with death? I was not aware we had engaged the Klingon Empires wraith. Explain yourself." Her emotionless voice not raising nor thinning at any moment. "Now. and we might show you mercy. But." She stays perfectly still. "Do not expect to receive or leave unpunished." The Vulcan words spread a foul and sinister smile upon the blond Klingons face. "Heh I never thought I would find such a challenge and coming from one of you peace loving pointy eared bastard elfs!" He laughs as if he was drunk on Klingon bloodwine. Probably is.. "KISHIKISHIKISHI! and here I was thinking I was on another unworthy hunt. You have surprised me with your bravely Vulcan wench. and for that I will honor you with at least our names and why we were hired to hunt you!" Randomman frowned at the wench insult. But before he was able to protest Big Gun spoke. "Ah so they sent out a bounty on us already. We flew out of the system as a precaution but I failed to foresee see us getting caught this fast." The Klingon twirls his blade in between his rough knuckles. "Heh as expected you catch on fast." He grins. "As you have already figured out by now. We were not sent by the mighty Empire. But hired by the company on that frozen hell of a planet you were just on." "What is the name of this company." Big Gun asked. "I have been hired to not revel my client and even if I was. I would never tell some Vulcan and her pet!" He chuckled. Randomman splashed in protest. "We don't own any pets you blind stupid stupid head! and you didn't even address me yah jerk! DX<" The Klingon crew looked at the Ferengi with the best "are you some idiot!?" face they could muster. Big Gun decided it best to continue the chat with the Klingons. If she explained what the Klingons really meant it would only upset her captain further she believed.
"So it is true to believe that you and your merc. party have been sent to take back the ship we have stolen. and also to bring us for questioning and latter a death by the companys courts." Cleaver sighed as if this was some painful chore. "That's what they hired us to do. But you know something Vulcan trash?" He licked at his blood and spat it back at the screen. "I don't give a damn about my orders now. No payment is worth what I. Cleaver the norgh! and my mighty brothers have put up with." He snarled. "This hunt will not end in dishonorment! Pirates! Prepare yourself! For the hunt is on!" The channel closes as the Bird of Prey activates its cloak.
"Captain join me on the bridge as soon as you done with your bath." She calmly makes her way to the door. "Wait Big Gun! I think I figured something out!" She turns to her Randomman. "Captain?" He stares at the now blank screen like hes in a trance. "Klingons like strawberry Nesquik! D:" She stares at him all normal Vulcan like. "Captien. That is not a Earth milk flavoring mix." The Ferengi looks puzzled. "oh? Than whats all that pink strawberry stuff he spat at his screen than?
" "That was blood sir. Klingon blood." Now hes really confused DX. "huhhhhh? But shouldn't it be red?" Vulcan stare. "no." "and it's really not strawberry Nesquick!? But pink blood??? DX" "Yes sir." "Ewwwwwwww" The Ferengi starts laughing. "Hehehe the big tough vikings of space have pink blood XD" Big Gun responds. "Yes sir." "Yohohohoho! XD" The Kilingons flash back on screen. "What the hell are you waiting for a coffin!? Come out and fight us! Have you no honor!? DX" Randomman clutches his stomach and starts crying from his laughter. "and why are you laughing!? DX<" Randommans laughter gurgles as he sinks to the black pool. "Are you insulting our honor yet again Vulcan trash!?" Big Gun goes over to the pool to pull *Crosses off fish* Randomman out of drowning to death. She brings the Feregins up by his head for air. He starts coughing as he starts to breath the life support systems air as it fills his lungs. "Captain are you alright?" The Vulcan stares. He smiles a little as he coughs a little bit more. "Yah I think.." He glances at the pink fuming faced Klingon merc. "YOHOHOHOHO!" Cleaver stabs his blade into his hand. "SHUT UP!" Randomman giggles. "So sorrry your just so funny Mr?" "Cleaver!" He throws his hands up in rage for being forgotten. "Cleaver the norgh! DX<" Randomman stares at Cleaver very seriously. "Whats with you trash? Ran out of jokes at last? " Cleaver leers at him.
"No it's just that..." Randomman makes a a long hm like sound. "Are you alright?" Cleaver gives him the wtf mate face. Randomman looks a little more concerned " I mean that blade of yours is still lodged into your hand!" Cleaver looks a little surprised. "How the hell did that get there.." He yells. His brothers cover their mouths to hide their laughter. "Maybe you should have that looked at. It wouldn't feel right to fight someone who's handicapped right? Plus it looks pretty deep to..." Big Gun looks at Randomman. "Captain." The blond Klingons body starts twitching. "Oi Ferengi. I must have some shit in my ear or something right?" He sticks his long clawed like nail into his ear as if to clean it. "Because for a second there..I thought you were just lecturing me on honor!" He smiles showing off his mouth full of shark like fangs. Randomman smiles. "I dident mean it like that but.." He breaks his hand. Big Gun looks at her captain just as emotionally as any other Vulcan would. "Now it's a little more fare right?" He smiles innocently. Cleaver on the other hand froze for a second or two. Then He smiled. "Ferengi what is you name?" "Randomman! I'm the Captain and this my First Mate Big Gun!" Big Gun nods slightly. "Cleaver.." "Hm?" "Would you like to become my cake brother?" His eyebrows raises and than he laughs like a mad dog. He manages to calm himself after a while and fixes back his focus on the cake pirate. "You think I would join a pirate crew with the likes of you?" he roars into another laughter storm. Randomman smiles on through Cleaver and his Klingon crewmates added onto the laughter."If I beat you in a fight will you join my crew then?" Cleaver nearly falls out of his chair. "You! YOUUUU BEAT ME!? CLEAVER THE NORGH? KISHISHISHI!" His entire ship screams with laughter. He rests back on his chair. "You have my word as a Klingon....Ferengi!" His crew explodes in distress. He grins. Randomman smiles back. "Well see yah." The screen goes black. As the Klingon ship enters back into cloak. Big Gun makes her way back to the bridge leaving Randomman still grinning like an idiot. "Captain..." she sighs as collects herself. This was no time to be worried. For now the time of battle is finally at hand.
(This chapter will be updated straight out of its Vulcan mind DX)
"So it is true to believe that you and your merc. party have been sent to take back the ship we have stolen. and also to bring us for questioning and latter a death by the companys courts." Cleaver sighed as if this was some painful chore. "That's what they hired us to do. But you know something Vulcan trash?" He licked at his blood and spat it back at the screen. "I don't give a damn about my orders now. No payment is worth what I. Cleaver the norgh! and my mighty brothers have put up with." He snarled. "This hunt will not end in dishonorment! Pirates! Prepare yourself! For the hunt is on!" The channel closes as the Bird of Prey activates its cloak.
"Captain join me on the bridge as soon as you done with your bath." She calmly makes her way to the door. "Wait Big Gun! I think I figured something out!" She turns to her Randomman. "Captain?" He stares at the now blank screen like hes in a trance. "Klingons like strawberry Nesquik! D:" She stares at him all normal Vulcan like. "Captien. That is not a Earth milk flavoring mix." The Ferengi looks puzzled. "oh? Than whats all that pink strawberry stuff he spat at his screen than?
" "That was blood sir. Klingon blood." Now hes really confused DX. "huhhhhh? But shouldn't it be red?" Vulcan stare. "no." "and it's really not strawberry Nesquick!? But pink blood??? DX" "Yes sir." "Ewwwwwwww" The Ferengi starts laughing. "Hehehe the big tough vikings of space have pink blood XD" Big Gun responds. "Yes sir." "Yohohohoho! XD" The Kilingons flash back on screen. "What the hell are you waiting for a coffin!? Come out and fight us! Have you no honor!? DX" Randomman clutches his stomach and starts crying from his laughter. "and why are you laughing!? DX<" Randommans laughter gurgles as he sinks to the black pool. "Are you insulting our honor yet again Vulcan trash!?" Big Gun goes over to the pool to pull *Crosses off fish* Randomman out of drowning to death. She brings the Feregins up by his head for air. He starts coughing as he starts to breath the life support systems air as it fills his lungs. "Captain are you alright?" The Vulcan stares. He smiles a little as he coughs a little bit more. "Yah I think.." He glances at the pink fuming faced Klingon merc. "YOHOHOHOHO!" Cleaver stabs his blade into his hand. "SHUT UP!" Randomman giggles. "So sorrry your just so funny Mr?" "Cleaver!" He throws his hands up in rage for being forgotten. "Cleaver the norgh! DX<" Randomman stares at Cleaver very seriously. "Whats with you trash? Ran out of jokes at last? " Cleaver leers at him. "No it's just that..." Randomman makes a a long hm like sound. "Are you alright?" Cleaver gives him the wtf mate face. Randomman looks a little more concerned " I mean that blade of yours is still lodged into your hand!" Cleaver looks a little surprised. "How the hell did that get there.." He yells. His brothers cover their mouths to hide their laughter. "Maybe you should have that looked at. It wouldn't feel right to fight someone who's handicapped right? Plus it looks pretty deep to..." Big Gun looks at Randomman. "Captain." The blond Klingons body starts twitching. "Oi Ferengi. I must have some shit in my ear or something right?" He sticks his long clawed like nail into his ear as if to clean it. "Because for a second there..I thought you were just lecturing me on honor!" He smiles showing off his mouth full of shark like fangs. Randomman smiles. "I dident mean it like that but.." He breaks his hand. Big Gun looks at her captain just as emotionally as any other Vulcan would. "Now it's a little more fare right?" He smiles innocently. Cleaver on the other hand froze for a second or two. Then He smiled. "Ferengi what is you name?" "Randomman! I'm the Captain and this my First Mate Big Gun!" Big Gun nods slightly. "Cleaver.." "Hm?" "Would you like to become my cake brother?" His eyebrows raises and than he laughs like a mad dog. He manages to calm himself after a while and fixes back his focus on the cake pirate. "You think I would join a pirate crew with the likes of you?" he roars into another laughter storm. Randomman smiles on through Cleaver and his Klingon crewmates added onto the laughter."If I beat you in a fight will you join my crew then?" Cleaver nearly falls out of his chair. "You! YOUUUU BEAT ME!? CLEAVER THE NORGH? KISHISHISHI!" His entire ship screams with laughter. He rests back on his chair. "You have my word as a Klingon....Ferengi!" His crew explodes in distress. He grins. Randomman smiles back. "Well see yah." The screen goes black. As the Klingon ship enters back into cloak. Big Gun makes her way back to the bridge leaving Randomman still grinning like an idiot. "Captain..." she sighs as collects herself. This was no time to be worried. For now the time of battle is finally at hand.
(This chapter will be updated straight out of its Vulcan mind DX)
