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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jul 9, 2009 21:55:24 GMT -5
"Ok...." The crowd didn't fall for her stunt for some odd reason, so Penny ran to Jordon with Danny and tea in tow. She glomped onto them both, knocking them both down and then pulled out her cell. "Beam us up!"
Her cell phone sort of turned on, made a pathetic beep and then flashed a picture of a battery on the display screen.
"Gah not now!!" She turned it off and restarted it. The welcome screen sloowly loaded onto the screen. The crowd was gathering closely around them, looking very angry.
'Finding signal, please wait....'
"GAH FASTER!!!!!" A short blond girl with a face like a Japanese toad grabbed her by her hair and it seemed like she was about to wrip Penny's head off when the phone finally flickered on and the five [counting the tea] disappeared and reappeared on the Enterprise replica.
Penny stood up and brushed herself off.
"Well that actually went pretty smoothly I'd say."
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Post by puppy444219 on Jul 9, 2009 21:57:57 GMT -5
Jordon shook her head, and stood up as well, getting off of Kyo, who she had fallen on before.
"...Yea. Sure." She turned to help Kyo up, since his hands were still tied.
"What the Hell!" Kyo looked around in pure utter confusion
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jul 9, 2009 22:05:52 GMT -5
<<Danny>>
"Haha so um..." She looked at Danny and then from Kyo to Jordon.
"So um...you want us [me and Danny] to leave?"
<<Jordon>>
"Cuz um don't you wanna...you know." She made a suggestive gesture with her hands.
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Post by puppy444219 on Jul 9, 2009 22:06:39 GMT -5
<<Danny>>
"Haha so um..." She looked at Danny and then from Kyo to Jordon.
"So um...you want us [me and Danny] to leave?"
Jordon peered at Penny like she had two heads ".......What?"
"Cuz um don't you wanna...you know." She made a suggestive gesture with her hands.
"NO! God No!" Jordon blushed, shaking her head
"...." Kyo continued to look around confused
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jul 9, 2009 22:10:20 GMT -5
<<Danny>>
"Haha so um..." She looked at Danny and then from Kyo to Jordon.
"So um...you want us [me and Danny] to leave?"
Jordon peered at Penny like she had two heads ".......What?"
"Cuz um don't you wanna...you know." She made a suggestive gesture with her hands.
"NO! God No!" She blushed, shaking her head
"...." Kyo continued to look around confused
"Are you sure? Cuz you know... if you don't want to I might give it a go-"
Penny shut up immediately at the look on Jordon's face.
"... he is Kyo though..."
<<Jordon>>
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Post by puppy444219 on Jul 9, 2009 22:12:43 GMT -5
<<Danny>>
"Haha so um..." She looked at Danny and then from Kyo to Jordon.
"So um...you want us [me and Danny] to leave?"
Jordon peered at Penny like she had two heads ".......What?"
"Cuz um don't you wanna...you know." She made a suggestive gesture with her hands.
"NO! God No!" She blushed, shaking her head
"...." Kyo continued to look around confused
"Are you sure? Cuz you know... if you don't want to I might give it a go-"
Penny shut up immediately at the look on Jordon's face.
"... he is Kyo though..."
".....True. But still." Jordon shrugged, glancing over at Kyo, who was looking around with a WTF face "...." She grinned
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jul 9, 2009 22:17:39 GMT -5
<<Danny>>
"Haha so um..." She looked at Danny and then from Kyo to Jordon.
"So um...you want us [me and Danny] to leave?"
Jordon peered at Penny like she had two heads ".......What?"
"Cuz um don't you wanna...you know." She made a suggestive gesture with her hands.
"NO! God No!" She blushed, shaking her head
"...." Kyo continued to look around confused
"Are you sure? Cuz you know... if you don't want to I might give it a go-"
Penny shut up immediately at the look on Jordon's face.
"... he is Kyo though..."
".....True. But still." Jordon shrugged, glancing over at Kyo, who was looking around with a WTF face "...." She grinned
<<Danny>>
"Boy this is too exciting! I need some tea !!" Penny grabbed a cup of tea from the tea dispenser and chugged it.
"So you wanna go first or should we both go for it at once?"
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Post by puppy444219 on Jul 9, 2009 23:24:24 GMT -5
<<Danny>>
"Haha so um..." She looked at Danny and then from Kyo to Jordon.
"So um...you want us [me and Danny] to leave?"
Jordon peered at Penny like she had two heads ".......What?"
"Cuz um don't you wanna...you know." She made a suggestive gesture with her hands.
"NO! God No!" She blushed, shaking her head
"...." Kyo continued to look around confused
"Are you sure? Cuz you know... if you don't want to I might give it a go-"
Penny shut up immediately at the look on Jordon's face.
"... he is Kyo though..."
".....True. But still." Jordon shrugged, glancing over at Kyo, who was looking around with a WTF face "...." She grinned
<<Danny>>
"Boy this is too exciting! I need some tea !!" Penny grabbed a cup of tea from the tea dispenser and chugged it.
"So you wanna go first or should we both go for it at once?"
Jordon turned her glare on again. "Penny!" She shook her head, face scrunching up. "I said no because that's what I meant," She reached back, fingers slipping around the knots in the rope around Kyo's wrists.
He looked over, his attention having been distracted again. "...?"
Jordon shook her head again "...geez...I'm just....." She kept shaking her head
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jul 9, 2009 23:31:49 GMT -5
<<Danny>>
"Haha so um..." She looked at Danny and then from Kyo to Jordon.
"So um...you want us [me and Danny] to leave?"
Jordon peered at Penny like she had two heads ".......What?"
"Cuz um don't you wanna...you know." She made a suggestive gesture with her hands.
"NO! God No!" She blushed, shaking her head
"...." Kyo continued to look around confused
"Are you sure? Cuz you know... if you don't want to I might give it a go-"
Penny shut up immediately at the look on Jordon's face.
"... he is Kyo though..."
".....True. But still." Jordon shrugged, glancing over at Kyo, who was looking around with a WTF face "...." She grinned
<<Danny>>
"Boy this is too exciting! I need some tea !!" Penny grabbed a cup of tea from the tea dispenser and chugged it.
"So you wanna go first or should we both go for it at once?"
Jordon turned her glare on again. "Penny!" She shook her head, face scrunching up. "I said no because that's what I meant," She reached back, fingers slipping around the knots in the rope around Kyo's wrists.
He looked over, his attention having been distracted again. "...?"
Jordon shook her head again "...geez...I'm just....." She kept shaking her head
"Mhmm..." Penny leaned toward Danny and whispered behind her hand. "...she's so tempted."
<<Danny>>
<<Jordon>>
"Oh wow, would you lookit the time. Time to fetch Chekov and Spock wouldn't you say cake brother?" Penny tried to evade Jordon's wrath.
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Post by puppy444219 on Jul 9, 2009 23:36:38 GMT -5
<<Danny>>
"Haha so um..." She looked at Danny and then from Kyo to Jordon.
"So um...you want us [me and Danny] to leave?"
Jordon peered at Penny like she had two heads ".......What?"
"Cuz um don't you wanna...you know." She made a suggestive gesture with her hands.
"NO! God No!" She blushed, shaking her head
"...." Kyo continued to look around confused
"Are you sure? Cuz you know... if you don't want to I might give it a go-"
Penny shut up immediately at the look on Jordon's face.
"... he is Kyo though..."
".....True. But still." Jordon shrugged, glancing over at Kyo, who was looking around with a WTF face "...." She grinned
<<Danny>>
"Boy this is too exciting! I need some tea !!" Penny grabbed a cup of tea from the tea dispenser and chugged it.
"So you wanna go first or should we both go for it at once?"
Jordon turned her glare on again. "Penny!" She shook her head, face scrunching up. "I said no because that's what I meant," She reached back, fingers slipping around the knots in the rope around Kyo's wrists.
He looked over, his attention having been distracted again. "...?"
Jordon shook her head again "...geez...I'm just....." She kept shaking her head
"Mhmm..." Penny leaned toward Danny and whispered behind her hand. "...she's so tempted."
<<Danny>>
"Penelope!" Jordon's look darkened, and her body tensed. Her fingers tighten on the rope, and Kyo flinched.
"Oh wow, would you lookit the time. Time to fetch Chekov and Spock wouldn't you say cake brother?" Penny tried to evade Jordon's wrath.
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Post by Randomman on Jul 10, 2009 0:18:18 GMT -5
"WHAT THE HECK INDEED! YAH SCRAWNY LITTLE BLONDE DEMONZ! WERE ALMOST OUT OF TEAZ!" He goes off to the galley (kitchen) to fetch back some teaz.
"Haha so um..." She looked at Danny and then from Kyo to Jordon.
"So um...you want us [me and Danny] to leave?"
Jordon peered at Penny like she had two heads ".......What?"
"Cuz um don't you wanna...you know." She made a suggestive gesture with her hands.
"NO! God No!" She blushed, shaking her head
"...." Kyo continued to look around confused
"Are you sure? Cuz you know... if you don't want to I might give it a go-"
Penny shut up immediately at the look on Jordon's face.
"... he is Kyo though..."
".....True. But still." Jordon shrugged, glancing over at Kyo, who was looking around with a WTF face "...." She grinned
*The cake lad comes back with the holy treky tea dispenser. Theirs a sticker pasted on it saying "We wuv pointy eared space elfs!" With a chibi spock giving the Vulcan saute to bout. He smiles cheerfully at his pals and their new snack (captive) Kyo.*
"Boy this is too exciting! I need some tea !!" Penny grabbed a cup of tea from the tea dispenser and chugged it.
"So you wanna go first or should we both go for it at once?"
Jordon turned her glare on again. "Penny!" She shook her head, face scrunching up. "I said no because that's what I meant," She reached back, fingers slipping around the knots in the rope around Kyo's wrists.
He looked over, his attention having been distracted again. "...?"
Jordon shook her head again "...geez...I'm just....." She kept shaking her head
"Mhmm..." Penny leaned toward Danny and whispered behind her hand. "...she's so tempted."
*Danny smiled and laughed a little. But to himself he did have to admit he was a little tempted to have Kyo with a side of cake. Or maybe even cake clothes....*
"Penelope!" Jordon's look darkened, and her body tensed. Her fingers tighten on the rope, and Kyo flinched.
"Oh wow, would you lookit the time. Time to fetch Chekov and Spock wouldn't you say cake brother?" Penny tried to evade Jordon's wrath.
*The random kyo cake thoughts burst from his cake mind like a popped bubble.* He stretched out his arms and gave a shout a cave troll would be envious of.* "CHEKYYYYYY!!!!" He roared again. "SPOCK!!!!!!!!!"
(KHANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! *Gets shot dead XD*)
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jul 10, 2009 0:37:53 GMT -5
"Er.. yes. Well, let's get going shall be? Wouldn't want to make our pointy eared and curly haired friends wait would we?"
Penny cleared her throat.
"Oh wait!" She quickly plugged in her phone to charge and enjoyed another cup of tea.
**several minutes pass**
Penny checks her phone.
"Two more bars..."
**half an hour passes*
"Ah, there we go!" She punches the data into the computer, realizing she should have done that while the phone was still charging, then hurries into the portal again.
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Post by Randomman on Jul 10, 2009 23:16:18 GMT -5
"Geronimo!!!!!!" And with that the cake crazy loony dived into the transporter. The U.S.S Enterprise was currently docked at a local Alpha star base. Most of the passengers and non deck hand were instructed to take this to rest and pay visit to there home worlds/family. However some of the main staff had to stay on bored and partake on the tedious check ups and tune ups of Federation protocol. Not that Montgomery Scott or "Scotty" minded. In fact there was really no where else he would rather be but on this ship. and he definitely not go back to that god forsaken ice world. Now he could understand Mr. Archer being upset about the hull "Your dogs lost in space thing" but did he really have to go that far? "I mean was exiled on a frozen rock for Christs sake!" Pavel Chekov, the young Russian navigator of the Enterprise simply smiled. He knew it was better to smile than take a chance of blowing this Scotts head back to Braveheart rage mode. "Aye Mr. Scott." Scotty frowns and goes back to whatever small fixing the control conduit needed. I bet he was secretly moping at Chekov not starting something he could complain about. Poor Scotty. Maybe next time.. "Oh yes! Once were done over here could you check the bridges main.." Scotty grumbled for another tool as Chekov handed it to him. Already knowing what the navigator was going to say the chief engineer broke his speech bluntly. "Mr. Chekov for the last time! There is nothing wrong with bridges computer. You are simply having problems reciting your password correctly.." "I AM SAYING IT CORRECTLY!" "No your saying Wicktor. The correct word would be Victor." "THATS WHAT I SAID WICKTOR!!" "VICTOR!" "WICKTOR!!" "V I C T O R!!!!!!!" "W I C K T O R!!!!" "You and that accent of yours.." "THEIRS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY ACCENT!" Chekov taps his foot on the floor to show his oh so mad anger skills. " The computer can understand thousand of alien languages but its having problems WITH MY ACCENT!" "To think we have come this far..." "YOU!" Scotty lets out a chuckle. "Take it down a notch boy!" Chekov face is fuming red. "Why the computer has trouble understanding my accent some times." "Re Really!?" Chekov face soon flashed into a bright and cheery smile. Not surprisingly it took Mr. Scott by surprise. "Well eh not really but you shouldn't.." Chekov face flashes back to red and storms away for who knows where. "Tch kids." Scotty chuckles another laugh as he goes back to work. Meanwhile Chekov has finally stopped running and has found himself in a little predicament. "Maybe I should have slowed down past that last lift.." He scans the seemly abandoned room. "I wanted to have a few words at the computer but at maybe this is best." He walks to closet mirror. He looks to left and his right. "None of the personal are around here. Perfect!" He takes a deep breath and sighs. He starts yelling at the mirror. "WICKTOR! WICKTOR! WICKTOR! WICKTOR! WICKTOR! WICKTOR! WICKTOR! WICKTOR! WICKTOR! WICKTOR! WICKTOR! WICKTOR! WICKTOR! WICKTOR! WICKTOR! WICKTOR! WICKTOR! VICTOR!! YES!" He jumps to his feet in joy. "VICTOR! VICTOR! VICTOR! VICTOR!" He smiles. "I've got you now!" "Aye! and I have got you.." Chekov jumps at the unfamiliar voice and the sound of the automatic door shutting. "Cheky Poo!" The strangely dressed cake clothed man says. Chekov shivers a bit frightened."Who who are you? and why did you shut the door?" The cake dude smiles. "Oh enoungh talk my wuv lets got to the chase...DOG PILE!!!!!" He laughs as he jumps the simply scared shitless Russian navigator. The poor guy would be even more distressed to know the door that just closed was sound proof... <Who's Next  > |
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jul 11, 2009 0:25:52 GMT -5
Illogical. Simply illogical. Why humans always required so much shore leave Spock would never understand. Kirk had said something about 'getting to know the natives' but the Federation was already very familiar with all of the peoples of earth, especially since it was FOUNDED on earth. Illogical creatures the lot of them. He was glad he wasn't one of them, regardless of what [crabby eyebrows] the medic McCoy had to say about him being half human. Utter nonsense, he was born and raised on Vulcan so logically he could consider himself Vulcan. He shook his head and pushed several buttons on the ship's computer. With most of the crew on leave, Uhura on her break and Scotty and Chekov in the engine room, he found himself alone with only Sulu on the bridge, and he had a distinct feeling that Sulu would run on him to go practice fencing at any moment now.
Penny scrambled up from where she'd fallen over the edge of the portal before sneakily looking around a corner and setting her phaser from kill, to stun. She'd ordered it from China on ebay so the quality was assured. Well, she assumed so since it had said in the product description ’we quality only sell products!’ so it must work, though she hadn’t tried it yet. She heard footsteps and soon a lovely girl in a red uniform and dangling earrings came into view. Aha... there she was that little *#%)@.
"What are you doing here? I ordered you to beam down to the planet with the others."Penny demanded.
"Sir?...." The girl looked her over, noticing her uniform.
"...Captain? I thought Spock was in charge until-"
"Starfleet orders Lt. Uhura. Beam down to earth at once."
"I’m not a Lt. and anyway I have a specific request to stay here wi-"
"NOW cadet, or I'll have you confined to quarters!"
The girl pouted.
"Aye aye sir…” she grumbled something about not being a cadet either.
"AND I NEVER LIKED YOUR GLOW IN THE DARK EARINGS!"Penny added. Uhura gasped and looked about ready to attack when Penny stunned her with her import phaser and tied her up. She then happily threw her into a random broom closet. Every good starship has a broom closet.
Spock thought he smelled some sort of food, but he simply ignored it. It was probably just coming from the mess hall. Sulu on the other hand, couldn’t stop sniffing the air.
“Is that…ramen?…*sniff sniff* yeah! Teriyaki Chicken flavor!!”
Spock raised an eyebrow.
“Oh man, this smells too good! Take the wheel will you Spock?” He skipped away looking as happy as if Jack Sparrow himself had just asked him to a sparring match.
“Mr. Sulu that is highly illogical, this is a federation star ship and it does not have a-” the door closed behind Sulu.
“-wheel.”
Mr. Spock found himself in charge of the entire bridge. If he were human he would have sighed. It wasn’t that bad though, in fact, he found he could probably run the ship better with out them. Especially Kirk. The Vulcan all but rolled his eyes. Suddenly, he heard a faint sound. It was similar to the cooing of a dove. Spock listened closely. What was it? Where was it coming from? He peered around the Captain’s chair and noticed a little ball of hair. “Captain Kirk wears a Toupe? Fascinating.” He picked up the Toupe to return to the Captain later when the Toupe began to purr. He was surprised he hadn’t realized that such things were alive. He stroked the hair-piece and it purred louder. It had a rather…calming effect. He couldn’t stop petting it! Suddenly he noticed another hair-piece a little father along the bridge. He picked it up to. Oh! Another one… he followed the trail of tribbles out of the bridge and down the hall, and into a dark room. By the time he entered he could barely see for purring fur balls. The door automatically closed behind him and he reached forward, all he felt in the darkness was more tribbles. Suddenly his hand met fabric. “Could this be…”
Suddenly he was pinned back against the wall. In a room full of purring tribbles, no one can hear you scream. Not that a Vulcan would scream…that would be highly illogical.
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Post by puppy444219 on Jul 12, 2009 5:55:05 GMT -5
(o.O Dear God DX That was too much to read >_< Well. I can steals internet up in my room so when i has spare time, yay.)
Jordon peered into the gate where Danny and Penny had dissapeared through.
She continued to stare. Debating.....did she actually want to go there? She frowned, and looked at Kyo.
Then back at the gate.
".....You want to go?" She motioned to the gate.
Kyo looked over, then shrugged. Obviously not pleased about being Kidnapped, but curious about everything else.
Jordon sighed "Ton of help you are," She reached over and grabbed his arm "C'mon. let's....make sure nobody does anything stupid. or. something." She pulled him through the gate, a sour look on her face.
(on Another Note: ONE OF MY BAGS GOT LOST DDDX)
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