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Post by Randomman on Jul 30, 2009 21:10:32 GMT -5
Randomman quickly scarfed down the plate full of cookies and quickly drank the glass of milk down that would have put Santa Claus to shame.
"Gah Penny wait up!"
He whined.
"You're just trying to show off in front of Jack before me!! >XD"
Cake man pout is in effect.
"Come Cheky pooz! We must impress Jack fristz!!! DX<"
The once before relaxed Russian looked confused as he nibbled on his cookie.
"Show off? Port Royal? Jack? Is this some kind of competition or something?"
Randomman tugged on Chekovs skirt lightly.
"Gah No time to explain Cheky pooz!"
"Eek! Not my skirt!"
"For all we know penny could be pirate queen rank or something! TT" That was some Cute scream X3
He pulls her closer to the transporter.
"Pirate timez wuver!"
He dashes into portal with navigator and her cookie in tow.
"Yohoho! It's gwood to be back in my cake clothes!"
The loony shouted in triumphantly as his outfit had been set to fit the current time line.
"Cake Pirate clothes for the winz! Yohohoho!"
Chekovs cute scream can be heard behind Randomman.
"An an eyepatch!? But my eye is fine! TT"
The cake clothed pirate laughs. Boy Chekov looks sooo hot in frills.
"Oh that's just for looks."
He takes off the navigators eye patch and causally trows it off the deck of the ship they were on.
"Hmm I wonder where Capts at right now.."
He turns back to Chekov giving her a concerned look.
"Is something the matter? Dan- meep!"
He takes hold of Chekovs hands and gives her a small purse loaded with gems, jewels, rubies, trinkets, and gold and sliver coins. Pavel looks at the small fat purse utterly confused on what to do with it.
"um wha whats this for?"
"Some shiny stuff and coins to get you a drink or anything you want to buy~!"
He smiles.
"Just make sure to not get ripped off not that moneys a problem or anything."
"Oh ok. I will make sure I want get a bad deal then..where are you going?"
Another smile.
"A place a wittle bit dangerous. I don't want to drag you into any scway fights~! So just have a fun time and meet me back here in a couple mins."
Chekov face still looked a concerned.
"Aw don't worry~! This cake dude will be finez~! oh and if anyone gives you any trouble~!"
Smile.
"Give me a shout and I shall rain down cakey judgement on their buttz okz~!?"
Chekov smiled as she laughed a little bit of his choice of words.
"Ok!"
She nodded.
"I shal be back soon~! Enjoy your time here~!
He walks a bit before stopping in place and back to the Russian and saying
"Oh yah!"
He gives Chekov a kiss on the forehead.
"Almost forgot that~! Bye bye for real now wuv~! Geh but I'm still comeing back for yah! So don't worry~!"
He laughs that gwed awfully pirate stereotypically laugh.
Chekov brings her hand to her forehead still a bit taken back by the sudden kiss by her captive.Though even though he kidnapped her. It's not like he's a total bad guy.. She blushes when she feels her face getting warm.
"Ah um the shopping ri right!"
She looks at vast wonder of Port Royal and all the ships coming into port.
"I wonder where I should even start.."
She starts heading off of the docked ship. The Black Pearl.
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Post by puppy444219 on Jul 30, 2009 21:22:58 GMT -5
Jordon stared at where her two friends and their captives dissapeared. She sighed. "Kyo," Jordon motions to the gate, and the rat headed man looked up from where he was currently sitting and pressing more random buttons. Jordon winced. Kyo grinned - she could feel it - and bounded over and through the transporter.
Jordon stared in shock and perhaps some kind of annoyance, then quickly follows after Kyo.
Once through, she only took a few seconds to locate Kyo again.
That was easy. He had stopped and was waiting for her. While he did, people around were stopping and staring....not everyday a man in a giant rat head appears.
Jordon rolled her eyes and grabbed Kyo by the arm, and started to pull him away to see if they could find the others...
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jul 30, 2009 21:32:14 GMT -5
Penny and Spock sparkled into existence on a well rigged Galleon. Penny was taken aback by the awesomeness that is Spock in a tricorne and spaced out, staring, for a moment. “……what may I ask, is so fascinating about my face?” He turned a darker shade of green, only to have a random crew hand slap him on the back. “Sea sick aye matey? Ye land-lubber!” He chuckled. “Don’t worry, ye’ll get used to it or it be the plank for ya!” He doubled over laughing and wobbled away, swinging a keg of rum as he went. “It’s not yer face, it’s yer hat.” Penny looked away and checked out her sweet, frilly sleeves. “Alright, let’s see.” She swung over the ship and hurried down the gangplank, Spock had no choice but to follow. Suddenly she stopped, gah her Ebay phaser was a flintlock pistol now! Fail! No ‘stun’ mode! Oh well, it looks cool. She shrugged and kept going. She scanned the crowd for a female. There we go, nice and busty, I’m sure she’s seen Jack. “Come on.” She grabbed Spock by the arm and hurried over to the woman. “Do you know where I can find Captain Jack Sparrow?” “Jack Sparrow?” She glared, that frightening, deathly, accusing, woman’s wrath stare. “I haven’t seen him in a month. When you see him, will you give him a message for me?” Penny knew she should of ducked, she just knew it. She staggered back as the woman slapped her in the face. “That was highly illogical, if you have a problem with the man I simply suggest that you converse face to face like civili-” She slapped Spock too.
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Post by puppy444219 on Jul 30, 2009 21:40:10 GMT -5
"Ah," Jordon stopped, "Jack. That's right. I nearly forgot. We're looking for Jack too...." She gave Kyo a look wondering if that head of his might help....
"well. Finding Penny or Danny, or Jack. Either way it'll work out. Hmmm" her eyes scan the area, and she starts off again, pulling Kyo. "C'mon..."
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Post by Randomman on Jul 31, 2009 0:57:46 GMT -5
Chekov sighed a breath of relief as she sat down on the pubs stool. Who knew shopping was this hard back time. At shop owners were nice enough to send her stuff to ship she was to meet back with Daniel latter on. She looks down at worn out table.
"I hope everything's alright.."
The bartender stares at her.
"Miss are you going to order something?"
"Hm?'
Pavel snaps out of it.
"Oh. Oh! yes! Yes! Thats right! um o..."
She trys to think of something to order. The menu wassent very useful as the ink in the letters out run dull and barley readable.
"I would like some Romulan ale please."
Chekov smiled kindly.
"We don't have any of that fancy French stuff! Order something we have on the menu lady or I will have to kick you out! This pubs only for paying customers only! The bartender made face that almost made Chekov cry out in fear.
"Oh that's right! Something on the menu ummm.. Thats right something in this time..
The bartender tapped his foot impatiently on the floor boards of the pub.
"Oh that's right! Would you have any Scotch then?"
It was true the navigators drink of choice was Vodka but still. He was starting to miss having a few drinks with friend Scotty. He sighed. I wonder what there up to right now..
"Are you sure you want that Miss? It;s really for real men yah know what I mean?"
He looked at her with a puzzled taste.
"It's alright. I have had a few drinks before with a friend of mine. I can take it."
Bright smile.
"Hmpth that so.
Pause.
"Well do you want your drink or not?"
Chekov blushed in embarrassment.
"I'm sorry! I seem to be out of it today. Um how much do I owe you?"
The barkeep frowned.
"You need glasses or something Miss? It's on the menu in plain sight!"
Chekov looked back to the menu.
"But the letters are worn out. I cant make out anything that was been written on it..."
The barkeeps face was fuming like a bag full of hot iron.
"IT'S CLEARLY PAINTED BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES! DX<"
"I I think the other customers would buy more of your drinks if they could read what the prices were.."
"IS THAT SO?"
He slammed his fist into the table. Making Chekov jump off of the her stool.
"I think I should be going.."
Her heart raced even further as some heavy hands set themselves on her shoulders.
"No no no NOO! THAT WONT JUST DO!"
The barkeep smiled quite an ugly smile of rotting teeth and a few gold tooth's here and there. They really didn't improve his smile though.
"This little lass says the menu no good!"
"Oh is that so?"
A mob of drunken pub peeps starts to form. The Russian starts to panic.
"No! I never said that! I just said you sign was bit unreadable is all!"
"I BIT UNREADABLE! YOU HEAR THAT MATES!? DX<"
"But it's.."
They mob starts tearing off her elegant frilly dress.
"Wait what are you doing? stop that!"
She pleads as they finally stop. Leaving poor Chekov with only a raggedly torn fabric version of her top half of her dress to cover her breasts and her her underwear to cover her butt.
"Lets see what little miss has on her aye mates?"
He looks into the purse Daniel gave her. His face tries not to show his surprise of how mush loot he just saw.
"Miss. Would you happen to be an friend of the Governor perhaps?"
The mob glared at her with some kind of sick hunger.
"I'm just a navi-"
"WHAT SHIP! SPEAK UP WENCH! DX<"
"ENTERPRISE! The ship I navigate is the U.S.S. Enterprise! Please let me go!"
Chekov begins to cry.
"Never heard of it."
"DON'T LIE TO US ROYAL!"
"If you play nice for us you might enjoy it to. But I cant guarantee you wont end in the "house" after this is all over. mans got to bring food to that table am I right?"
The mob rose in laughter.
"Now lets see what should we remove next? Top or bottom men?"
The mob chanted bottom.
"You heard them Miss. Royal bottoms it is."
Smack
The barkeep falls over by a hit from some kind of wooden sword.
"Hey babey~! Babey~! Babey~! Babey~! Have you been a good girl~?"
The cake clad Pirate grins.
"Daniel!"
Chekov smiles brightly with a few tears running down her cheeks.
"Just behave yourself a wittle while while longer, Sweetie Pie~! I'll buy you some cake if you do~!"
He stats kicking the crap out of the Pub peeps.
"Wheee all done my wuv~!"
He breaks the last man standing.
"Now, Let's get the heck out of here~!"
"Yah.."
Chekov says between sobs.
"Oh don't do that now hun~! You're going to get me start going to if you keep that up~!"
She tries off her tears.
"Sor sorry about I'm"
"Shhh~! None of that now~! All the bad people cept' me are gone now~!"
Daniel picks Chekov up and carry's her. He covers his cake cloak over her body.
"But you're not a bad person.."
She prees agienst his cloak and chest for comfort.
"AWw your to kind my wuv~!"
"What about Jack? Didn't you want to see him before your friend?"
"Cheky the only thing I care about right now is your safety. My little game is nothing compared to seeing you are well and safe~!"
"Oh. Okay.."
Chekov pulled his cloak over to cover her red face.
"Now~! Let's say we get you something pretty to wear and some warm food and drink~! We don't want my cute wittle captive catching a cold now do I?"
"Yeah."
Chekov smiled.
The Pirate walked down another new road with his Russian in his arms. He was feeling like taking a little tour at adventure road anyways.
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Post by puppy444219 on Jul 31, 2009 7:14:45 GMT -5
Kyo kept pace with Jordon, peering around at, well, everything. Jordon gave him a look and wondered how well he could see. She scrunched her face up, and pulled Kyo towards the docks. Maybe some one will be around there. At least, it's a place to look.
She jerked to a stop when Kyo halted. Jordon turned her head questioningly, frowning at him. Damn that rat head made it hard to be serious.... As if knowing what she had been thinking Kyo reached up and removed the rat head. He gave Jordon a look, "Too Hot."
Jordon stared in mute shock. Her mouth dropped open. Kyo reached up an closed it for her. It seemed to bring her back. "Y-you! you can speak! English!"
He gave her a look as if questioning her mentality, "Of Course I can. I'm not stupid" He frowned in displeasure.
"Oh! I didn't mean it like that! I'm just.....really shocked...." She continued to stare.
Kyo tucked the head under his arm and sighed. He grabbed her arm and gave it a tug. "We're looking....for.....?"
"Ah. Right. Docks?"
Jordon turned, and started off. Kyo followed behind.
(XD)
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Aug 4, 2009 0:38:11 GMT -5
Spock gave the buxom woman the Vulcan nerve pinch and turned to Penny. "What are you doing?" "Whaaa she HIT me! For no reason! That's not fair!" Spock let out a heavy sigh. "You're worse than Jim..." Suddenly Penny's whole facial expression lit up. "Oh. My. God!" "Have you located the target, Captain?" "LOOKIT THIS SPOCK!!" Penny tried on a huge tricorne with red feathers. "Isn't it just dashing?!" Spock thought that now was a good time for a colorful metaphor.
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Post by puppy444219 on Aug 4, 2009 3:07:06 GMT -5
Brushing a strand of loose hair behind her ear, Jordon sighed in annoyance. "Damn. This would be a hell of a lot easier if I knew more about this stuff. Or if Penny or Danny were still here..."
She and Kyo stood before the docks, and were looking around to see if they could find anyone they knew.
Kyo gave Jordon's sleeve a pull. "Quit looking."
"...what?" Jordon turned on Kyo, looking generally confused.
"If you're not looking your more then likely to find them." He gave another tug. "C'mon."
Jordon shook her head, and let him pull her.
"I think I liked it better when you weren't talking...." She mumbled low enough for him not to hear. At least, if he did he didn't say anything
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Aug 5, 2009 12:28:12 GMT -5
Penny and Spock wandered through Port Royal, both now in flamboyant Tricorne hats. Eventually they heard a lot of shouting and gunfire.
"Oh, this could be our lucky break!" "Captain I must argue, I do not see how something 'breaking' could be considered an instance of random chance acting in our favor!" "What?! Just hurry up and follow me!" She ran after the random group of redcoats to see who they were chasing. Spock wondered why the entire royal navy seemed to be composed of red shirts.
"Oh, oh! I think it's him! Captain Jack Sparrow!" Penny got so distracted she nearly stopped running, then, snapping out of it-almost- she ran twice as quickly. "Quick, let's cut through this Blacksmith's." "How do you know that there is a door-" "Trust me, I've played PotC games waay too much not to know my way around Port Royal." She dragged him through the door. "Aww it's the donkey!"
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Post by puppy444219 on Aug 5, 2009 23:58:21 GMT -5
As someone ran by at full speed, Jordon stumbled forward, and fell against Kyo. Her eyes widened in shock, then narrowed in annoyance "What the Hell---" Her hair lifted as another large group of people ran by, all obviously chasing the first person. Jordon continued to lean against Kyo, staring after with wide eyes. "...I repeat. What the Hell." She looked over and met Kyo's eyes, before he suddenly started walking again, pulling her along. "we'll follow." "Huuh?" Jordon frowned in confusion "...ok..." (XD;
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Post by Randomman on Aug 24, 2009 2:06:07 GMT -5
The Pirate waited outside a dress shop watching the Jack related events unfold.
"Oh well."
He lit a match with his shoulder cake candle.
"Games over I suppose."
He let the lit match drop onto the line of powder. The powder quckily flared and raced its way to some location.
"At least it will end in a bang right?"
He sighed.
"Why do I have to stay outside?"
He pouted as he watched the flaring like powder race to its location.
"It's not like I was gonna take a peek or nothing.."
He tried moved his eye to look at the shops window.
"NO PEEKING!!!"
The old prune like shop keeper throw a book at him.
"Tch."
The Pirate sighed.
"Can anything else be more painful than waiting to see him come out at last?"
He smirked as watched the docks explode in a domino like effect.
"Bye bye ports. Hello trapped wittle Jack.~!"
He sung all merry like.
Meanwhile something more painful than waiting to see him at last was indeed happening.
"Plea please stop!"
Ladies underwear clad Chekov cowered in the dressing room.
"I I can dress myself-Meep!"
The scary looking shop lady tightened Pavels corset laces tighter.
"Now now Miss. Don't fret. Now try hold still. While I work on your chest."
The navigator made a tiny cry as he felt his chest getting slimmer.
"It's tight enough as it is! If you pull any harder I wont have any chest at all!"
The Russian cried out again as the Shop Keeper ignored the poor navigator pleas.
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Post by puppy444219 on Aug 24, 2009 2:13:34 GMT -5
Jordon skidded to a stop, and stumbled forward, Kyo having stopping only a moment after her. The explosions mirrored off her wide eyes, and glasses. Kyo stared in similar shock.
"Holy Hell...." The two glanced at each other then took off running again, following the course they had just been on.
(yay!)
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