Post by Randomman on Jul 11, 2009 17:57:45 GMT -5
Jor Jor: Kidnap Mr.Kyo!
Penny: I wanna do it! DX
Me: Let's draw straws
Jor Jor: Jack said we should work together
Three of a kind!!!
Jor Jor, Penny, and Me:Birds of a feather
Now and forever
Wheeee
La, la, la, la, la
Kidnap the
Kyoz, lock him up
real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights!
Jor Jor: First, we're going to
set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the gate!
Penny: Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch this big red lobster man
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done
we'II butter him up!
Jor Jor,Penny, Me: Kidnap the Kyoz
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks!
Jor Jor: Then Echoe Sama
Can take the whole
thing over then
She'II be so pleased, I do declare
That she will cook him rare!
Jor Jor, Penny, Me: Wheeee!
Penny: I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door
And then knock three times
And when he answers
Kyo will be all ours!
Jor Jor: You're so stupid, think now
lf we blow him up to smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And then Jack will beat
us black and green! DX
Jor Jor, Penny, Me: Kidnap the Kyoz
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then, see if he is sad!
Jor Jor and Penny: Because Echoe Sama
is the meanest gal
around
lf I were on her
Boogie list, I'd get
out of town!
Me: She'II be so pleased
by our success
That she'II reward us too, I bet!
Jor Jor, Penny, Me: Perhaps she'II make
her special brew
Of snake and spider stew
Ummm!
We're her little henchmen and
We take our job with pride
We do our best to please her
And stay on her good side!
Jor Jor: I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb! DX
Me: I'm not the dumb one!?
Penny: You're no fun! XD
Jor Jor: Shut up! >XD
Penny: Make me XD
Jor Jor: I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'II see
We'II send a present to his door
Upon there'II be a note to read
Now, in the box we'II
wait and hide
Until his curiosity
entices him to look
inside!
Me: And then we'II have him
One, two, three!
Jor Jor, Penny, Me: Kidnap the Kyoz,
beat him with a stick
Lock him up for ninety
years, see what
makes him tick
Kidnap the Kyoz,
chop him into bits
Echoe Sama is sure to get her kicks
Kidnap the Kyoz,
see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and
then, throw away the
key!
This Parody was made up from The Nightmare Before Christmas made famous by Tim Burton X3
