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Post by Randomman on Aug 1, 2009 1:56:00 GMT -5
OH MY GWED IT"S MATURE!!!
Ring~A~ Ling~A~Ling
The alarm cloak rang.
Kchang
The sleepy hand hit the alarm cloak off.
"I sure drank too much last night..."
The sleepy head scratches his head.
"What a headache.."
He puts some toothpaste on his favorite tooth brush.
"Now where was I suppose to go..."
Pavel Chekov looks into the bathroom mirror. Staring at a very well endowed feminine version of himself.
"Boobs?"
He dorps his toothbrush.
"Aaaaargh!!!!"
He starts running for the bridge wearing a gold skirt.
"Wahhhh what happend to all my other clothes!?"
He closes his eyes to ignore his bouncy chest.
"This is so embarrassing!!!""
The navigator blushes. The busty gal finally enters the Enterprises bridge.
"Kirk!, Spock!!, Daniel!! I've"
He cries.
"I've turned into a Woman with huge boobs!!"
Scotty the school girl and McCoy the nurse give Chekov a puzzled look.
"What's wrong Chekov?"
Nurse Bones raises her eyebrow.
"What?"
The drunken school girl mutters in her Scottish accent.
"Gack! Not you too!?"
They stare still utterly confused.
"Y y y you w w w why... How!?"
Scott sighs.
"What's wrong? You okay? You still hung over?"
The gold skirt goes all shy mode.
"Uh well, I don't...quite."
Bones smirks.
"Oh Hey! If it isn't the handsome Mr. Spock."
Spock gives the common Vulcan response an emotionless glare. The snazzy woman in black looks at Chekov.
"What's up? "
Chekov is now in a state of shock.
"Whats got you so excited, Chekov?"
Chekov runs out the door screaming.
"NOOOoooooOOOOOooo!!!!"
Vulcan stare.
"Strange woman."
Chekovs jiggling chest time as he runs.
""Somebody!! Anybody!!! Tell me what's going on here!!!"
He runs into something soft.
"Whats is it, Chekov?"
He starts going into shock at seeing the female Sulu in a gym shorts and a tank top. She has a sword in hand.
"Mis MISS Sulu?!"
"Hey, Chekov!"
To his horror. Chekov finds a cow girl Kirk practicing a lasso trick.
"Nice tits as always!"
He gives the scared shitless Pavel a wink.
"Gimme some sugar, Babey!"
The cornfield Iowan captain lens in for a kiss.
"N n noooooo!!!!"
He flees.
"I think I'm going to lose my mind if this goes any..."
"Hey Cheky poo~!"
The cake man waves all carefree like.
OH THANK GOD! DANIEL, YOU"RE A BOY!!!"
The crying Russian hugs onto the cake pirate.
"Finally someone who's the sex they're supposed to be!!"
The cake dude laughs.
"Jezz, That's crazy talk, Cheky poo~!"
He smiles.
"I'm a Woman."
He drops down his cake pants.
"See~?"
"YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH &%#/@*"
Chekov flails his hands and cries out.
Somewhere a hand grabs a cup of tea.
"Hmm!"
"Young Master."
Maid Andre holds her masters tea serving cup on a plate as she stares off into the distance.
"I believe I heard a Woman shrieking."
The earl sips at his tea cup with his pinky out of course.
"You're imaging things."
(Forgive meeeee TT)
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Post by Randomman on Aug 3, 2009 1:57:07 GMT -5
"hmm where am I?"
Pavel Chekov asked as she rubbed her sleepy eyes.
"Ah so your awake at last, I'm glad!"
Nurse McCoy set down the pad she was rereading.
"You had us worried for a while Chekov. How are you feeling?"
"Good I guess."
Chekov blushed as Bones put her hand over her forehead.
"Hmm. Your temperature seems to fine. But I will have to ask that you don't overexert yourself. I don't want to find you fainted the next time I roam the hallways is that understood?"
"I I fainted?"
Chekov blushed.
"Yes you were out for quite a while. "
Bones says with a straight face you could always call it a Vulcan gesture.
"Do you know if-"
The Russian fidgets with her words.
"The Pirate was by your bedside for a while. I had to call security just to get her out of the way so I could work in peace."
Bones makes a big sigh.
"What a troubling woman."
Chekov holds onto bedsheets tightly.
"I've been worrying the entire crew haven't I..."
The Nurse rises her eyebrow and makes a scowl.
"Yes you have. But beating yourself up about it wont do you any good."
"I know.."
Bones lets out another of so painstaking sigh. She goes over to the bed and sits next to Chekov.
"Listen Chekov."
"Hm?"
"I ran some scans while you were out. I could find nothing wrong from the brain scans or any symptom of a virus of any kind. Are you sure your alright? Your little outburst had us all concerned."
Chekov looks at her knees.
"I'm fine really Bones. It's just that..This all seems like this a dream. You all act the same your bodies are just..different."
Bones nods slowly at her.
"I feel like I'm going to wake up anytime and everything will be back to the way it is...Oh!"
Chekovs brain has an idea.
"Ma maybe its a spatial anomaly or something!"
Bones mumbles gruffly.
"It could be."
He scans the room in a train of thought.
"That would explain why your the only one who remembers that we
all are of the different sex.."
Chekov looks sadly at Bones.
"You don't believe me do you Bones."
"Hm?"
"You think I've making this up or that I'm crazy.."
Another classic nurse scowl.
"Dammit Chekov, Don't give me that! The scans have showed me that up to our up to date scientific research that your mind is fine as anyone else is. and I know enough about you to believe that you would never make something up like this. "
Chekov puts an arm around Bones to calm her down.
"I'm sorry Bones. I didn't mean it like that. I'm just confused about this is all."
The nurse exhales.
"I know you are Chekov."
Bones frowns a bit while thinking about something.
"I just wish I could tell you whats going on. But besides what you have said. I cant give you a clear explanation on whats going on with you."
Chekov smiles.
"It's okay Bones. Thanks for looking out for me."
Bones smiles.
"No problem. It comes with the job. But still.."
She gets off the bed and gives Chekov a concerned motherly like look.
"I want you to come for a check up once in a while just in case."
She starts doodling something into her data pad.
"and remember if anything does come up. Come here as soon as possible."
Chekov nods her head with a warm smile.
"Thank you Bones. Your so kind."
Bones mutters in a very unladylike grunt as she goes finishes up her data pad message.
"Good. But before you leave make sure you change back into uniform."
Chekov looks surprised.
"Change? But I'm already in uniform aren't I- "
She lets out a cry at just now finding out she was wearing a medical gown.
"D d did anyone se see me li li like this?"
She tries covering up her exposed butt. But the darn back side of the gown does little to cover the poor navigators backside.
The nurse grins a smile.
"Of course not. I had the pirate friend of yours out the door before I had you changed."
Chekov sighed in effort to relax.
"Oh thank goodness!"
She blushes.
"I don't know what I would say if I was seen like this. It's so embarrassing!"
Bones chuckles.
"It's a common medical procedure. Theirs nothing embarrassing about it. I can assure you even if you had just a headache you would have to dress this way."
"Re really?"
"It's the rules."
Chekov nods.
"Trust me Chekov. I'm all about the care of my patients. I would never do anything to harm the people I care for-"
The crazy cowgirl captain busts into the room.
"Thought you could hide from me could yah? You wild native goddess?"
She smirks at Chekov.
"Ekk!"
Chekov cries as she pulls her back side of her gown as close as she is able to.
"Damit Jim! You cannot just bust into sick bay like this is one of your wild west adventures or something!"
Bones yells.
"and I will not allow firearms in my workspace!"
Kirk sighs as she upholsters both of her revolvers.
"Don't make such a fuss Miss. Nurse. I'm just after this wild savage is all."
She smiles at the very nervous Russian.
"Now don't make a fuss deary. Just put your hands up and don't give me any trouble and I'm sure we will all have a good time."
As Kirks attention is focused on Chekov. Bones silently makes his way to the comn system to call for help.
"Na ah aw~!"
Kirk says musically as he blind fires in Bones direction. Bones drops to the floor just missing the shot. The comn system explodes into a shower of sparks.
"Have you gone mad woman! Stop shooting! You could hurt someone you know!"
Kirk just rolls his eyes at Bones nagging as he backs poor Chekov into a corner in the room.
"Yah yah whatever you say Miss. Nurse!"
"Good god woman I'm a doctor not a nurse!"
The outraged doctor protests.
Kirk nearly doubles over laughing.
"Get out of here Chekov!"
Bones yells as the Captain tries to recover herself.
"Oh no you don't!"
The cowgirl laughs as she stands up with a great deal of effort.
"Run Chekov!"
Chekov finally sums up the courage and runs out the door.
"Oh no you don't!"
The Captain gives chase. The sound of spurs and the cries of Chekov pleading for help echo across the corridors. Soon The cowgirl finds herself searching for the native instead of hunting her.
"Tch damn that Nurse."
She slides her hand against her trademark cowgirl hat.
"She just had to give her a head start didn't she?
She puts a hand on her low cut pants and yells.
"Come on out yah varmint!"
She fans her vest with her gun.
"See I'm all worn out ok? You don't need to hide anymore!"
Her grip tightens and she accidentally sends off a round of bullets into the wall.
"Geh I'm sorry baby! I never meant that!"
She fusses over the gunshot wall. Giving it kisses and hugs.
"Mama Kriks all hear don't shed a tear!"
Chekov gets out of her hiding spot. Eyeing the commotion that her Captain is causing.
"Bingo!"
Kirk shouts triumphantly.
'Meep!"
Chekov runs for a near by door.
"Oh no yah don't!"
The cowgirl twirls her lasso and throws it at the escapee.
"Eek!"
The lasso falls onto Chekov chest.
"Success!"
Kirk gives the lasso a tug. Tightly pining Chekovs arms and squeezing her chest.
"N n nooo!"
"Yeee ha!"
She drags the poor Russian navigator to her.
"Now what shall we ever do with the naughty native girl hmmm?"
He smiles lustfully at the lassoed Chekov.
"Please don't hurt me Captain Krik! I never did anything to you did I?"
She pleads.
"and If I did I'm really sorMthp!"
The cowgirl stuffs a juicy red apple into the pleading medical gown girls mouth.
"Aha! I know!"
He takes out a long branding rod.
"Let's give the young heifer the Captains golden seal!"
Chekov starts muffling gagged cries. Clearly the idea of being branded was frightening her.
"Shhhh Just bite down on that apple and it will be alright."
She smiles deviously.As she brings up the rod closer to tease Chekov.
"I don't want anyone stealing my cow do I now?"
He goes in to grope the busty Russians chest. But a hand tightly holds its grip on the Captains hand.
"What in tarnation?"
She looks behind herself to see the very emotionless eyes of a Vulcan."
"Ah darn it all its you! Let me guess your hear to spoil my harmless games once again?"
"Correct."
The black suited Spock gives his Captain the Vulcan nerve pinch.
"Gah darn it-"
The Captain manages to mutter before falling into the Vulcans arms.
"As usually Captain I do find your cowgirl games as Illogical as ever."
He slings the unconscious Cowgirl over his shoulder.
"Are you alright navigator?"
He unties Chekov as she manages to spit out the apple.
"Spock what has come over Captain Kirk!?"
The Vulcan starts rolling up the lasso.
"I do not know. Your human emotions lead you to the most unfathomable things when bored I suppose."
He states bluntly.
"Has he been doing this often?"
"The Captain has taken 378 attempts at kidnapping the crew."
Chekov eyes widen in surprise.
"Ar are you sure."
The Vulcan looks at him quite blankly.
"Quite sure. Out of the 378 attempts. 200 have involved hogties, 158 have been attempts at branding the crew members, and 20 have been attempts at milking."
"Wha wha what!?"
"Milking."
Russian cry.
"Oh what has come over the Captain! Could he have been drinking or something?"
The Vulcan stays silent for a bit.
"Spock? Did you remember something?"
"Yes. though I did not think this was the cause of the concern for the Captains lately behavior."
He sighs.
"If I had know this "Moonshine" the Captain has been urging me to drink was the problem. I could have prevented this entire incident."
He looks into Chekovs eyes.
"I do believe I owe you an apology Miss. Chekov. Clearly only with holding the Captains "Historical" data tapes only brought more trouble."
He bows his head slightly.
"Oh no! Miss. Spock! I should be thanking you! If you had not come any sooner I could have in real trouble!"
Chekov does a bow for Spock.
"Quite so."
He says and he starts heading for the brig to keep the drunken Captain until he is more himself.
"Do make sure to dress yourself properly Miss navigator."
The agent like Vulcan walks off with Captain in tow. Leaving Chekov blushing at still not being in proper uniform.
(Geh getting sleepy. the next chapter will have more of the crew before I go onto new charters. Sorry about ending it like this. But I do hope you enjoyed this short Chapter. Thank you TT)
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Post by Randomman on Aug 3, 2009 23:50:42 GMT -5
"Wait! Miss Spock! Can you tell where I am? I think I'm a little..."
The Navigator finds herself alone.
"Lost.."
She just looking left and right.
"Oh where should I go!"
She keeps her free hand covering her butt.
"I need to find something warmer to wear. Miss Bones will give quite a shout at me if a catch a cold.."
She starts heading blindly towards where she thinks sick bay would be.
"I know Bones is busy. But I'm sure he wont mind if I stop by real fast to pick up my uniform."
She starts hearing Bones yelling at certain random man.
"For the last time Miss. Pirate! That is comn system not your "Cheky pooz"!"
Sobbing can be heard.
"Oh!!! I should have stated here in sick bay with her!! But nuuuu I had to-
His voice becomes much harder to hear in between his tears.
"Go off and wait down the hallway! Bawwwwwwww why did my wittle Cheky ppo have to go and blow up! She's to cute and smart to have her life cut so shortly!"
"I keep telling you! she somewhere on this ship! Thats just my broken comn thanks to that cowgirl capt of ours!"
"Miss Bones! Hold me please!"
He epic hug/sobs all over Bones.
"GET OFF OF ME!!!"
The Doc spazzes.
"I'm a doctor not your comfort tissue!"
"Oh Doctor! You have always have had a way with words! Please-"
Sad face.
"Can you tell me what her last moments where like?"
"Oh you have got to be joking!"
Sad puppy cake face.
"Gah. Fine! It's um going to be alright."
Bones gives up and pats sad pirate on the back.
"Not that anything has happened you know!"
He sighs heavily as Miss. Happy Go Lucky cries/hugs onto the poor Doctor.
"Oh poor Miss Bones!"
She hide a giggle.
"Daniel always jumps the gun at times like these hehe. I should tell them everything is alright-"
"Pssst Chekov!"
"EKKK!!!!"
Chekov cries out loud in fright of the whispering voice.
"See that was her voice right now! Now get off of me!!!"
Bones says in frustration.
"I know Doctor! I can still hear her sweet voice even right now in these dark times of our life!!!!"
The Pirate sobs.
"You're unbelievable!!"
The Doctor wails at still being caught in her captive like emotionally hug.
"Boy that was close!"
Scotty sighs as he looks out from of the many hidden passage ways inside the Enterprise. He turns back to his hand gagged friend Chekov.
"Are you crazy Chekov? Do you have girlfriend to see you like this?"
Chekov face lights up a cherry red color.
"Nnnn!"
"Good! Than your going to follow us for now ok?"
The Scottish school girl smiles childishly.
"Mmuss?"
"Yah! Keensers with GET DOWN FROM THERE!!!"
Keensers glares from on top of ceiling of the small tunnel like passage way.
"This place is claustrophobic enough as it is! We don't need your stupid climbing habits getting in the way! ...STUPID!"
The alien points to another tunnel.
"Oh so you think you know these passageways better than your superior officer huh!? Damn your full of it! I'm the chief engineer here! I know this entire ship like the back of mu hand!"
The alien shakes his head in disagreement.
"I'm warning you! Get down here right now! "
She sticks out her tongue at Montgomery.
"You will be punished!!!"
The alien makes a sighing gesture and starts heading on for the area she wanted Scotty to follow.
"Why you!!"
She fumes.
"I will now dole out your punishment!! Prepare yourself!!!"
The possibly just possibly still hung over school girl starts slapping Chekovs bare rear. The poor Russian muffled shrieks echos across tunnel system.
"I TOLD YAH TO GET BACK HERE! DO YOU LIKE BEING PUNISHED LIKE THIS!?"
The spanking continues. and Chekov cant just hope to wonder why she is the one getting spanked.
"FINE GET LOST FOR ALL I CARE! WHO NEEDS YAH!"
He pulls the still spank recovering Russian by the arm roughly.
"Come on Chekov! We don't need that fools help anyways!"
Scotty finally takes her hand off of Chekovs mouth. Much to the navigators relief.
"Th thank you Scotty."
She coughs a bit from the lack of air.
"Well just don't sit there lead the way!"
he gives Chekov a little kick.
"M m me? But I don't konw where to go!"
She cries as she looks off into the barley lit tube like pathways.
"Yah well same here! But you don't see me crying over it!"
The school girl crosses her arms.
"Y y you don't know the way!"
"Stop crying over it. You make it sound like a big deal Chekov."
"It is a big deal!"
She cries.
"Let's just head back now and see If Bones and Daniel are still in sick bay!"
Scooty frowns as stubborn as ever.
"No way! If we head back now Keenser going to make me sound like a fool!"
"But its dark in here!"
"So?"
"I hate dark places Scotty! You know that!"
She wails.
"Oh would you get moving yah big cry baby!"
After a while of pushing and whimpering. Chekov and Scotty find themselves crawling to the darkest tunnels the Enterprise has to offer.
"Hey Chekov I think see an ex..why are you laughing?"
"Oh no reason! Lead the way Chekov the worlds greatest tunnel explorer!"
Chekov blushes a bit at the nickname.
"oh okay.."
After a while the schoolgirls contained giggles come out as an all out laughter.
"Chekov! Whats so funny?"
"I'm sorry! I just never knew you had such such a Hahaha!"
Chekov whines desperately wanting to know what was so funny. and what it had to do with him.
"A what?"
"I NEVER KNEW YOU HAD SUCH A SNOW WHITE LIKE BUTT!!"
The Scotswoman roars in laughter.
"Eek!"
Chekov tries to cover up the super obvious bright red hand marks Scotty has slapped on. One red hand for each cheek.
"Haha they wouldn't stand out so much if you had a tane or something you know!"
"It's not that funny..."
The Russian blushes red as she starts getting visibly upset.
"Hahaha now your face matches the same color as your butt!"
He slams his hand on a unseen button on the dark wall. The floor slides right under Chekovs feet so fast she doesn't even have time to react.
"Hahaeh? Chekov where are yah?"
He sees the seemly endless hole standing ahead of her.
"Ah crap."
Keenser comes out of nowhere and points at him while making an angry face.
"Tch what are you pointing at yah little fool."
He points back a Keenser.
"It's your fault anyways!"
The blaming rant begins!
Meanwhile a certain navigator is having the worst ride down a slide she has ever had.
"Som som someone save meeeee!!!!"
She cries for dear life as she starts heading for the darkness below..
"Is this the end!?"
A light opens in the shadows and a falling Russian princess falls into the hands of her Knight.
"My you have a fancy way of saying hello Miss.Chekov."
The gym clothed Sulu chuckles.
"Su su sulu!"
She holds tightly onto Sulu chest as she cries.
"I'm so glad you where here!"
Sulu smiles.
"I wish I could say the same but you have kind of interrupted my training program."
Chekov blushes
"I'm I'm sorry Sulu! can you reset the program?"
He smiles.
"Actually the program has just begun."
Smile.
"wha wha what!?"
A dozen of hologram programed warriors across Earth's time line phase into room.
"Make sure to hold on tight Miss. Princess."
His face turns into this creepy smile as his eyes inlarge.
"Su su sulu just turn the program off!"
He points his sword at his army of mixed warrior challengers.
"Comon on get me yah cowards hahahaha!"
The army starts charging at him as he grins like a madman as the Russian cries/holds on for dear life.
(Done at last DX)
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