Post by Randomman on Aug 12, 2009 20:46:48 GMT -5
An unseen audience cheers in the background
Danny: Thank you! Thank you!
Chekov: Woah! Woah! Wish fulfillment's?
Danny: Three wishes to be exact!
Strikes a three finger like pose.
Danny: And ex nay on the wishing for more wishes!
Turns into cash machine.
Danny: That's it three!
Little sombrero wearing Danny's pop out of the coin slot.
Little Danny's: Uno, douce, trace!
Danny walks past Chekov with a cigar.
Danny: No substitutions, extensions or refunds.
A comical form of a Danny like duck falls down close to the Russian navigator. Chekov laughs as he whispers to Sallie.
Chekov: Heh. Now I know I'm dreaming.
Danny turns around dramatically while powering up a big score song with his cakey magic.
Danny: My Yunker! I don't think you quite realize what you got here!
He shakes his finger and lifts Chekov up into the air with cake magic. He sets him down on a rock like seat.
Danny:So why don't you just roomamate while I illuminate the possibility's!
He glows brightly and then falls down in front Chekov.
Danny: Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves. Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales.
A band of forty thives come out of the Yeomans hands like a deck of cards. Suronding the frightened Russian with their blades.
Danny: But Yunker you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails!
Big muscle like cake arms deck the thieves down to the floor. With a poof of cake magic the area turns into boxing ring. The magic Yeoman starts massaging his shoulders while dressed like his training couch.
Danny: You got some power in your corner now!
He turns himself into a firework and lights himself up.
Danny: Some heavy ammunition in your camp!
He explodes and reappears inside the lamp in front of Chekov.
Danny: You got some punch!, pizzazz!, yahoo and how!
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say-
He makes The Russian rub the lamp and comes out as a smoke like all powerful Yeoman.
Danny:Mister Chekov, sir. What will your pleasure be?
The magic creates a dinner like setting for Chekov. The Yeoman transforms into a French styled like waiter.
Danny: Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a Yeoman like me
No no no
He blasts a turkey dinner right onto the Russians table.
Danny: Life is your restaurant-And I'm your maitre d'!
The turkey transforms into the Yeomans head with two turkey legs attached to him.
Danny: C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me!
He enlarges his ear than splits into multiple clones of the Yeoman.The scene changes into a barber shop. The clones start cleaning him up.
Danny's:Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service. You're the boss
The king, the shah!
Chekov is whisked onto a throne meant for a shah as he is surrounded by treasures of gold and various other shiny goods. The Yeoman appears behind the Russian and starts makeing various yummy foods.
Danny: Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish
How about a little more Baklava?
The area is floaded with baklava. Pavel reappears ontop a pillar with food The letter A is at the top.
Danny: Have some of column "A"
Pavel falls down. Another pillar of food with the letter B appears.
Danny: Try all of column "B"
He catches Chekov with a pillow.
Danny: I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a Yeoman like me!
The Yeoman sticks out his tongue. It rolls out like a red carpet as the scene goes dark and another Yeoman dressed in a white suit and top appears. A giant Yeoman hand starts talking to him.
Yeoman hand. what na na na?
Danny: Oh my!
Another giant Yeoman hand appears.
Other Yeoman hand: What na na na?
Danny: NO! NO!
They start singing and dancing together.
Yeoman hands: What na na na?
Danny: My! My! My!
The hands surround the Yeoman.
Danny: Zaba zaba a zo ah!
The hands clap down on him and a magic cloud is left in his place. The Yeoman quickly poofs back into sight beside Chekov.
Danny: Can your Yeomans do this?
The magic man starts juggling multiple copies of his head.
Danny: Do your Yeomans do that?
He tosses his heads over to Chekov. The Russian serves theam back to him.
Danny: Do your Yeomans pull this out their little hat?
He transforms into a rabbit than into a dragoon.
Danny: Can your Yeomans go, poof?
The dragoon like Yeoman blows a puff of fire. The fire fades leaving scanty clad Orion dancers to flirt with the Russian.
Danny: Well, looky here!
The entertains start dancing around Chekov.
Danny:Can your Yeomans go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip!
He rips his face in two.
Danny: And then make the sucker disappear?
The dancers disappear in a poof of smoke one by one.
Danny: So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed!
The tiny cartoon form of the Yeoman drops his jaw and extends his eyes in comic like fashion.
Danny: I'm here to answer all your midday prayers!
He dives off of Pavels hands into the floor as if it were water. Only to reemerge as a bill.
Danny: You got me bona fide, certified!
He rolls up Chekov.
Danny: You got a Yeoman for your chare d'affaires!
He rolls out Chekov.
Danny: I got a powerful urge to help you out.
He stands close by the Navigators ear.
Danny: So what-cha wish? I really wanna know! You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt!
The Yeoman takes out a long list out of the Ensigns ear.
Danny: Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh!
He dances with the list for a while then whips the list at Chekov. The Russian now finds himself surrounded by bowing men and the dancers behind his back waveing their hands to the beat of the song.
Danny: Mister Chekov, sir, have a wish or two or three!
The men poof away as the other two dancers dance their way out of the scene. Leaving Chekov alone with last beautiful Orion dancer. They both lean in for a kiss-
Danny: I'm on the job-
The dancer turns into the Yeoman
Danny: You big nabob!
He winks at the surprised Russian.
Danny: You ain't never had a Yeoman, never had a Yeoman. You ain't never had a Yeoman, never had a Yeoman.
He blast a group of dancing elephants and camels into being.
Danny: You ain't never!
The room filled with gold treasures, dancing elephants and camels. Shine and dance on as the blast of cake magic dancing swordsmen-
Danny: Had!
More dancers arive infront Chekov.
Danny: a Yeoman like me!
The Orion dancers reappear dancing from a high structure. In the background the cake magic takes form of an Arabian place with fireworks shooting back in forth. The elephants toss the Russian up in down into the air, Sallie dances with the Orion girls, and greedy McCoy trys to pocket as much gold as he can fit in his monkey hat. The Yeoman starts spinning like a vortex collecting everything he has created back into the lamp.
Danny:You ain't never had a Yeoman like me, hah!
The giant sized Yeoman smiles as a applause sign lights back and forth on top of his head. Sallie claps as McCoy starts shakeing his hat waiting for the gold to pour out. The monkey doctor frowns in disappointment. The Yeoman cheeks his nails.
Danny: So what will it be Yunker?
Danny: Thank you! Thank you!
Chekov: Woah! Woah! Wish fulfillment's?
Danny: Three wishes to be exact!
Strikes a three finger like pose.
Danny: And ex nay on the wishing for more wishes!
Turns into cash machine.
Danny: That's it three!
Little sombrero wearing Danny's pop out of the coin slot.
Little Danny's: Uno, douce, trace!
Danny walks past Chekov with a cigar.
Danny: No substitutions, extensions or refunds.
A comical form of a Danny like duck falls down close to the Russian navigator. Chekov laughs as he whispers to Sallie.
Chekov: Heh. Now I know I'm dreaming.
Danny turns around dramatically while powering up a big score song with his cakey magic.
Danny: My Yunker! I don't think you quite realize what you got here!
He shakes his finger and lifts Chekov up into the air with cake magic. He sets him down on a rock like seat.
Danny:So why don't you just roomamate while I illuminate the possibility's!
He glows brightly and then falls down in front Chekov.
Danny: Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves. Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales.
A band of forty thives come out of the Yeomans hands like a deck of cards. Suronding the frightened Russian with their blades.
Danny: But Yunker you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails!
Big muscle like cake arms deck the thieves down to the floor. With a poof of cake magic the area turns into boxing ring. The magic Yeoman starts massaging his shoulders while dressed like his training couch.
Danny: You got some power in your corner now!
He turns himself into a firework and lights himself up.
Danny: Some heavy ammunition in your camp!
He explodes and reappears inside the lamp in front of Chekov.
Danny: You got some punch!, pizzazz!, yahoo and how!
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say-
He makes The Russian rub the lamp and comes out as a smoke like all powerful Yeoman.
Danny:Mister Chekov, sir. What will your pleasure be?
The magic creates a dinner like setting for Chekov. The Yeoman transforms into a French styled like waiter.
Danny: Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a Yeoman like me
No no no
He blasts a turkey dinner right onto the Russians table.
Danny: Life is your restaurant-And I'm your maitre d'!
The turkey transforms into the Yeomans head with two turkey legs attached to him.
Danny: C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me!
He enlarges his ear than splits into multiple clones of the Yeoman.The scene changes into a barber shop. The clones start cleaning him up.
Danny's:Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service. You're the boss
The king, the shah!
Chekov is whisked onto a throne meant for a shah as he is surrounded by treasures of gold and various other shiny goods. The Yeoman appears behind the Russian and starts makeing various yummy foods.
Danny: Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish
How about a little more Baklava?
The area is floaded with baklava. Pavel reappears ontop a pillar with food The letter A is at the top.
Danny: Have some of column "A"
Pavel falls down. Another pillar of food with the letter B appears.
Danny: Try all of column "B"
He catches Chekov with a pillow.
Danny: I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a Yeoman like me!
The Yeoman sticks out his tongue. It rolls out like a red carpet as the scene goes dark and another Yeoman dressed in a white suit and top appears. A giant Yeoman hand starts talking to him.
Yeoman hand. what na na na?
Danny: Oh my!
Another giant Yeoman hand appears.
Other Yeoman hand: What na na na?
Danny: NO! NO!
They start singing and dancing together.
Yeoman hands: What na na na?
Danny: My! My! My!
The hands surround the Yeoman.
Danny: Zaba zaba a zo ah!
The hands clap down on him and a magic cloud is left in his place. The Yeoman quickly poofs back into sight beside Chekov.
Danny: Can your Yeomans do this?
The magic man starts juggling multiple copies of his head.
Danny: Do your Yeomans do that?
He tosses his heads over to Chekov. The Russian serves theam back to him.
Danny: Do your Yeomans pull this out their little hat?
He transforms into a rabbit than into a dragoon.
Danny: Can your Yeomans go, poof?
The dragoon like Yeoman blows a puff of fire. The fire fades leaving scanty clad Orion dancers to flirt with the Russian.
Danny: Well, looky here!
The entertains start dancing around Chekov.
Danny:Can your Yeomans go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip!
He rips his face in two.
Danny: And then make the sucker disappear?
The dancers disappear in a poof of smoke one by one.
Danny: So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed!
The tiny cartoon form of the Yeoman drops his jaw and extends his eyes in comic like fashion.
Danny: I'm here to answer all your midday prayers!
He dives off of Pavels hands into the floor as if it were water. Only to reemerge as a bill.
Danny: You got me bona fide, certified!
He rolls up Chekov.
Danny: You got a Yeoman for your chare d'affaires!
He rolls out Chekov.
Danny: I got a powerful urge to help you out.
He stands close by the Navigators ear.
Danny: So what-cha wish? I really wanna know! You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt!
The Yeoman takes out a long list out of the Ensigns ear.
Danny: Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh!
He dances with the list for a while then whips the list at Chekov. The Russian now finds himself surrounded by bowing men and the dancers behind his back waveing their hands to the beat of the song.
Danny: Mister Chekov, sir, have a wish or two or three!
The men poof away as the other two dancers dance their way out of the scene. Leaving Chekov alone with last beautiful Orion dancer. They both lean in for a kiss-
Danny: I'm on the job-
The dancer turns into the Yeoman
Danny: You big nabob!
He winks at the surprised Russian.
Danny: You ain't never had a Yeoman, never had a Yeoman. You ain't never had a Yeoman, never had a Yeoman.
He blast a group of dancing elephants and camels into being.
Danny: You ain't never!
The room filled with gold treasures, dancing elephants and camels. Shine and dance on as the blast of cake magic dancing swordsmen-
Danny: Had!
More dancers arive infront Chekov.
Danny: a Yeoman like me!
The Orion dancers reappear dancing from a high structure. In the background the cake magic takes form of an Arabian place with fireworks shooting back in forth. The elephants toss the Russian up in down into the air, Sallie dances with the Orion girls, and greedy McCoy trys to pocket as much gold as he can fit in his monkey hat. The Yeoman starts spinning like a vortex collecting everything he has created back into the lamp.
Danny:You ain't never had a Yeoman like me, hah!
The giant sized Yeoman smiles as a applause sign lights back and forth on top of his head. Sallie claps as McCoy starts shakeing his hat waiting for the gold to pour out. The monkey doctor frowns in disappointment. The Yeoman cheeks his nails.
Danny: So what will it be Yunker?
