McCoy Won't Say He's In Love

[Randomman]

Bones: If there's a prize for rotten judgment
I guess I've already won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That's ancient history, been there, done that!

*Daniel, Chekov, Sallie, and Cringer pop up in toga outfits.*

Starfleet Muses: Who'd'ya think you're kiddin'
He's the Earth and heaven to you
Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through you
Girl, ya can't conceal it
We know how ya feel and
Who you're thinking of

Bones: No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no

Starfleet Muses:You swoon, you sigh
why deny it, uh-oh

Bones: It's too cliche
I won't say I'm in love

I thought my heart had learned its lesson
It feels so good when you start out
My head is screaming get a grip, girl
Unless you're dying to cry your heart out
Oh

Starfleet Muses:You keep on denying
Who you are and how you're feeling
Baby, we're not buying
Hon, we saw ya hit the ceiling
Face it like a grown-up
When ya gonna own up
That ya got, got, got it bad

Bones: WRONG: No chance, now way
I won't say it, no, no

Starfleet Muses:Give up, give in
Check the grin you're in love

Bones: This scene won't play,
I won't say I'm in love

Starfleet Muses:You're doin flips read our lips
You're in love

Bones: You're way off base
I won't say it
Get off my case
I won't say it

Starfleet Muses: Girl, don't be proud
It's O.K. you're in love

*The Doctor falls into the hands of Greek like Vulcan statue. McCoy blushes.*

Bones:Oh
At least out loud,
I won't say I'm in love

*The Starfleet Muses sigh all dreamy like*