Our Lady Enterprise: My Frist Time at the Pool

[Randomman]

We join our lovable crew in the mess hall. Where the logical commander of the U.S.S Enterprise, Spock. Announces a sound plan to stop the red shirt riots.

"All right, here are the coupons for surviving this long sale this month."

The crew members hang onto the brightly labeled coupons. Spock continues.

"Make sure you make them count."

Spock says dryly.

"Yes, Commander!"

Sulu, Scotty, Chekov, Daniel, and Lady Enterprise cheer.

"We haven't had Scotch coupons for a while now."

The depressed Scotsman said in a low tone. The Vulcan raised an eyebrow.

"Why do you care? They're for the protesters."

The Chief Engineer grinned as he looked away from the Vulcan eyes.


"Oh, no reason, really..."

Vulcan glare.

"You'd better not be using them for yourself."

Scottish flinch and reassuring smile.

"Of course not~!"

Spock has that "I'm watching you" look in his eyes.

"Oh look, it's an entrance coupon to Waterland!"

Pavel holds up the coupon advertising the water park like world attraction.

"The wave pool there is amazing!"

The excited avatar says.

"You've been before, then?"

The Russian asks.

"No, I just saw their ad on screen."

She smiles.

"Actually, I've never really been anywhere outside of this ship, but that's why I was always able to win the prefect attendance prize for crewmen ship contests."

Big smile.

"Pretty impressive, huh?"

The crew cries. Scotty starts wiping away his tears with a handkerchief, Sule wipes his away with his arm, Chekov cries while holding onto his Yeoman, who is covering his mouth. Spock stands their all emotionless as The avatar smiles not really understanding the current situation.

The crying stops.

"And that's why we'll need four more tickets, Commander."

Scotty holds out his hand out to Spock. The Vulcans eyebrow goes up.

"What are you talking about?"

The Scotsman face lights up in surprise.

"You're right. Sorry, we're actually going to need five more."

Spock glares at him questionably.

"Why do you need more?"

"Oh, you!"

Scotty picks up the Vulcan.

"What do you think you're doing? Let go."

Spock says as emotionless as ever.

"You know you want to go, too!"

Scotty says playfully.

In coming drunk Scottish dream of prevyness DX

"Are you you going to wear your Vulcan bathing suit, Commander? Or a one piece? But bikinis are nice too. There's no place for the material to stick on little girl's bikinis, so they slip off so easily."

He starts touching the annoyed Vulcan suggestively.

"Slips right off , I say!"

The first musical number for this story cues in. With a wild prevy Scotsman dancing with a captive Vulcan no less.

"Slips off, slips off! It simply slips off! The bikini slips off so easily!"

End of the first musical.

"Yahhhhhhh!!!"

The Vulcan punches the hyper Scotsman off of him.

"I'll distribute these coupons myself."

The Commander walks out of the mess hall. Lady Enterprise smiles.

"Creator, it looks like I'm going to have another fun day."

The avatar screams as she feels some creepy Scotsman clinging and licking her leg while singing-

"Slips off, slips off....already slipped off."

Sulu gets ready to smack the drunk. As Chekov and Daniel watch the scene. Lady Enterprise tires to run but freaky drunk Scotsman has a firm grasp on fleeing avatars skirt

"Slip slip."

He reaches under her skirt.

MAKE IT STOP!

The red faced avatar cries.

She goes back to her talking to herself even with all the commotion.

"What I meant to say is, today will be another trying day! I'll try my best, Creator!"

Sometime later in the mess hall. The once again moody Scotsman drinks down another bottle of Scotch. He sets down the glass all dramatically as he lays his head low to the table.

"The Commander took all our Waterland tickets."

"Yeah, because he was scared you would steal them."

The Yeoman speaks up. As Chekov, Sulu, and Lady Enterprise look at Scotty.

"How dare you?!"

The drunk slams his hand on the table while crying.

"I never said I wouldn't give them to the protesters."

The Yeoman covers his mouth.

"Then I'm sorry I said that."

Scotty sits himself back down to his chair.

"I really am too careless though. I don't pass them out fast enough, and they get very close to their expiration date."

He smiles.

"Which is really too bad. Such a waste."

Sulu cuts in with a smile.

"Then you just have to sell them."

Scotty gives the Chief Helmsman a surprised look.

"You "get more" when you use them for yourself. Don't you think so, Chekov?"

Pavel ponders in thought.

"Yeah, considering how expensive pool admission is, Scotty's idea makes more sense."

The Yeoman raises his hand.

"You can't let him take you in like that. These coupons are for the protesters."

Surprised Russian face.

"Oh, that's right!"

Lady Enterprise looks over the coupons.

"We have so many different coupons to offer our readers."

Pavel smiles.

"We often give out detergent and stuff as well"

"Oh?"

The avatar says. As the Navigator continues.

"We don't have enough. So it's usually the ones who whine the loudest who get them."

"Tell me about it."

Sulu says in a rather annoyed tone.

"I have some really annoying red shirts on my route who keep pestering me to give them theater tickets.And they have the nerve to always ask them in pairs!"

"Sounds like they really like the theater."

The avatar says cheerfuly.

"As if."

Sulu blurts out gruffly.

"Listen up. One theater ticket is 2,500 strips of gold pressed latinum, times two, that comes to 9,000 strips. It costs 3,500 stripes to buy a one month pleadge from the red shirts not to riot."

"Oh, oh!"

The avatar puzzles.

"Daniel, don't you have protesters like that too?"

Sulu asks the Yeoman.

"Hmm."

The Yeoman brings his hand to his chin to think.

"Yeah."

Yeoman flashback time.

"Don't you have any freebies?"

The protesting red shirt asks.

"Well, my apologies, but I am neither your servant, nor your maid, so I won't be able to provide you with any."

The iron doors of rejection close on the shocked red shirt.

End of flashback.

"Yeah, I guess that happens now and then."

The Russian clings to his Yeoman.

"That sounds like something you'd do!!!"

The avatar smiles.

"I think I understand now why the Commander confiscated the coupons."

Sulu suports his head with his hand. He closes his eye in thought.

"Yeah, huh?"

A whistling teapot is heard.

"I forgot I was making tea!"

Lady Enterprise gets up to tend to the tea.

Sulu sets out a sigh.

"I guess we won't be going to the pool this time."

Pavel stands thinking.

"Oh!"

He shouts as the Russian light bulb clicks on.

"Hey Daniel!"

He gets up close to the Yeoman chest.

"You too, Sulu and Scotty. Listen up."

He starts whispering to the group.

"Sorry for the wait!"

The avatar smiles with a tea set in hand.

"The tea set is ready!"

"Then let's go!"

Sulu says. The avatar looks in confusion as the gang stands up smiling at her. The excited Russian speaks up.

Hey Enterprise! Will you come shopping with us?"

"Uh, sure!"

Later on in the shopping room of the U.S.S Enterprise? The Scotsman is getting a tad annoyed.

"Huh?! Come on, is this a joke?"

The clerk tires to calm the Scotsman down.

"I'm terribly sorry, sir, but..."

"This is outrageous!"

Scotty yells as shoppers soon stare at the the distressed Enginner scene.

"Why on earth do you not sell old-fashioned Vulcan swimsuits!"

The embarrassed crew die a little inside. Sulu pushes the frightened Enterprise out of the scene. Chanting-

"We don't know him, we don't know him!"

The avatar whimpers.

"Who, who does Scotty want to to dress up in that swimsuit? But what are we doing in the..."

She looks at all the clothing displays.

"swimsuit section?"

Chekov turns around to the avatar.

"Because we're getting ready for.."

Chekov, Daniel, and Sulu cheer.

"..the pool!"

Lady Enterprise looks at them in surprise. The music cues up. Yup. It's musical time! The ever excited Chekov starts us off.

"Summer is all about going to the pool!"

He lens against a swimsuit display. Sulu's next!

"It really is about about going to the pool!"

He reveals a couple of hidden bikinis he was holding onto like a deck of cards. Yeomans up!

"No matter if the summer is hot or cold..."

He removes the model that was blocking off him from his Yunker. Pavel hugs him. Sulu,Chekov, and Daniel are singing together now.

If it's summer, you've got to get into the pool!"

They fall into a blow up mini pool. Chekov's turn again.

"People who can swim need to go to the pool."

The Russian poses with bikinis in hand. Sulu's up again.

"Even people who can't swim need to go to the pool."

The Asian poses with a inter tube around his waist and bikinis in hand. Yeoman's you're up!

"Whether it's the crawl or the breaststroke."

He posses with some bikinis in hand as well. Chekov sings/hugs Daniel from behind.

"Or even the butterfly,"

Sulu sings as he makes a backstroke like gesture.

"or the backstroke..."

The singing three join together again.

"Come to Wonderland!"

The music ends. With a still puzzled avatar staring at the three crew members.

"Uhm...uh?"

Pavel greets her with a smile.

"So, let's all go to Waterland!"

"Really?"

Sulu and the Yeoman walk into the group. Daniel smiles

"We'll just buy our own tickets."

Sulu puts a hand on his hip.

"It should be pretty cheap on the weekday morning."

"But I.."

The Yong avatar doesn't see a pair of hands reaching for her from behind. She cries out as the Scotsman arm rest on her shoulder.

"If you're going to a pool...there is something you must simply must have... "

Cue in Scotty musical time DX

"a bathing suit, of course! If at all possible...a Vulcan bathing suit."

He claps his hands together.

"And if it was the old-fashioned kind.... My God!"

Upbeat prevy musical number over DX

Lady Enterprise walks back in fear.

"What?!"

The music starts up all dramatic as Scotty looks left and right.

"But they don't sell them here. I ask and I ask, but they don't sell them here."

He lays down in despair.

"The disappointment of disappointments."

Sulu, Chekov, and Daniel turn round. Not daring to get noticed with this man. The worried avatar tires to cheer the Scotsman up.

"Uhm, Chief Scotty?"

The music brightens up as Scotty gets up and starts waving away the worries with a cheerful upbeat song.

"But we mustn't give up! We mustn't, no no!"

He grabs the young avatar as he dances and spins around the store.

"Look at all these bathing suits! I'm sure we'll find the prefect..."

He pulls back a curtain of clothes to reveal the long sought after Vulcan bathing suit display. The blushing Enterprise desperately tires to pull back the prevy drooling Scotsman. The curtain rooms get pulled back as bathing suit Chekov, Daniel, Scotty, and Sulu pose in front of a beach picture. They all cheer.

"...bathing suit!"

Scotty gives a lusty look as he relax on a fold out beach chair.

"Come, my harem."

Lady Enterprise cries out.

"You guys! Don't get caught in his antics!"

Scotty walks over with a swimsuit in hand.

"Hey, Lady Enterprise! why don't you try this one on?"

He pushes her into a stall.

"But I'm not really interested in buying a bathing suit...."

"Come on, come on."

He starts lifting up her dress.

"Why did you come in the dressing room with me?!"

The avatar cries.

"To help you, of course!"

The prevy Scotsman starts rubbing his head on the horrified young lady's head.

"But I'm fine by myself..."

"Don't worry!"

"Chief Scotty, why are you touching me there?!"

"Don't worry, it's fine!"

The remaining crew watch the closed curtained scene from outside. Sulu sighs.

"Good thing he's dressed like a woman."

The Yeoman nods.

"Yeah."

The Navigator chimes in.

"Ah! Because he looks so pretty now. right?"

The Helmsman and Yeoman stare at the curtained area.

"Uh, yeah. That's why."

Sulu lies.

[Randomman]

Lady Enterprise sighs as she sits on one of clothing stores bench's with a glass of apple juice at her side.

"I'm exhausted."

"Thanks for waiting!"

Pavel waved to the avatar with Daniel and Scotty beside him.

"Did you get everything you wanted?"

Enterprise asked as she stood up from the bench.

"Yup! Daniel and both got bathing suits."

The smiling Russian held up a brightly colored bag.

"I did too!"

The Scotsman held up a bag to the frightened avatar.

"Don't tell me that's..."

Pavel looked around.

"Where's Sulu?"

"Sorry I'm late!"

Sulu came out of nowhere. The Chief Helmsman was decked with a snorkel,water goggles, water floaties, and a couple of inner tubes.

"What's all this?"

The Yeoman asked as everyone else started at strange sight of Sulu.

"My little brothers and sisters asked me to get all these things."

The young avatar smiled.

"Really?"

"Hey Lady Enterprise!"

Chekov smiled.

"Here you go."

He handed her a shopping bag.

"What's this?"

She asked curiously.

"We got you a bathing suit."

"Really?"

The avatar seemed rather shocked.

"Don't worry; it's not Scotty's Vulcan suit."

The Yeoman smiled as he stood by his Yunker.

"Eh? You didn't get that one?!"

The Scotsman said with much surprise.

"After I finally found one..."

He slumped into another Scottish depression mood.

Lady Enterprise sighed with relief.

"Thank goodness."

"I mean...I can't accept this."

She pushed back the gift to Chekov.

"Why not?"

The Navigator asked.

"Because there's no reason for you to buy something like that for me."

Pavel smiled.

"But it wouldn't be the same if you didn't go with us."

He approached the avatar with the gift again.

"I want us all to go together, so I'm actually doing this for myself too."

The avatar looked down.

"No,"

The Yeoman's voice was heard.

"for all of us, actually."

He put his hand on his Yunker's shoulder. Chekov smiled.

I thinks it's about time for another musical number! Daniel start us off baby! XD

[Randomman]

"Summer is all about going to the pool."

You're up creepy drunk prevy Scotsman XD

"It really is about going to the pool."

Sulu my main man! XD

"No matter if the summer is hot or cold.."

Group singing timez XD

"If we don't all go together, it's not summer!"

Pavel smiles while holding the gift package back to Lady Enterprise.

"Let's all go to Waterland!"

The avatar starts getting teary eyed.

"All right..."

She takes the package. Holding it to her chest.

"Thank you...so much!"

The group smiles. Lady Enterprise singing time XD

"Summer is all about going to the pool...right?"

Back in the mess hall. Stacks of unsent coupons have got the eye of one certain Vulcan....

"You all have guts for ditching work like this."

Eyebrow raise.

"What the hell have you been up to all this time?!"

Chief helmsman Sulu scratches his head.

"Well, about that..."

The happy go lucky Russian navigator shows Spock one of the shopping bags.

"We were buying bathing suits!"

The Ensign smiles.

"So let's all go to Waterland!"

Scotty scoots over to the Vulcan Commander all super close like.

"So tell me...you're going to wear a Vulcan swimsuit...right?"

Spock ignores the drunken fool.

"You're welcome to go on your day off."

Pavel pauses for a bit.

"I'm off on Wednesday and Saturday."

Scotty and Sulu speak in union.

"Tuesday and Friday."

"Monday and Wednesday."

The Yeoman says.

"Sunday."

Lady Enterprise says softly.

Spock sighs as the group sees the problem.

"That's what I'm talking about. We all have different days off, so there's no way we could ever go to the pool together."

He turns around for dramatic Vulcan effect.

"Now that you got that through your thick skulls, why don't you get back to work?"

He starts walking away. Leaving the group disheartened. But the avatar is the one feeling the worst of it...

Dramatic music cues in. You know what that means? Musical time! Take it away crewmen! XD

"The Commander is a demon...even if he's cute."

The men start holding up their fingers to their heads. Like there demon horns.

"He's not even a little demon..."

Scooty rushes up close to Spock.

"He's a bona fide demon!"

Sulu, Chekov, and Daniel rush up to.

"A demon!"

Spock looks up a bit from his data pad.

"Say what you want."

The worried avatar looks on in worry.

"Uhh..."

"The Commander is a demon..."

Pavel says as he cries in Daniel's lap. The Yeoman smiles sadly as he pets his Yunker's sadness away from his head. Scotty sneaks up behind the Vulcan and starts fondling his chest.

"Even if he's cute...but still quite the demon."

Spock smacks him away with his elbow.

The group crunch together as they sing.

"The Commander is a demon! A demon! A demon!"

Vulcan glare.

"If you don't stop this nonsense, there will be a pay cut! I said it, a pay cut!"

The group includeing Lady Enterprise scream in fear. Scotty, Sulu, Chekov, and Daniel rush out chanting.

"A demon, a demon, a demon, a demon!"

The Scotsman face stares at the door entrance.

"The Commander is a demon!"

Sulu, Chekov, and Daniel rush back for on last slash.

"A demon, a demon!"

They leave a shy avatar behind.

"Uhm...well..."

"What?!"

The Vulcan nearly shouts.

"It's nothing!"

Lady Enterprise flees. Spock sighs.

Meanwhile in on of the corridors of the Enterprise. The group lays down defeated. Cept daniel who must tend to petting his Yunker poor head. Scotty whines.

"Aw man! and we even got bathing suits! "

Pavel pouts.

"I wanted to go with everyone to Waterland!"

Sulu smiles.

"Well, I guess that's that."

The group whines. As the Chief helmsman continues.

"Work comes frist."

The avatar tires to cheer everyone up.

"That's right. Let's all do our best!"

Pavel get's up with a Russian light bulb idea all ready in full effect.

"Well, we could still go to Waterland in spirit."

The group looks confused.

"Huh?"

The Navigator giggles.

And then...

"I'm leaving for the evening delivery, Commander."

Spock walks in to give Chekov a good farewell for work.

"See you lat-What?!"

The Vulcan eyebrows nearly fall out from seeing the group run off for work. With Pavel Chekov in a stripped white and pink bikini, Daniel Steinbock in a white exposed top with a frilly collar and white short beach dress skirt, Hikaru Sulu in a blue and yellow colored top with beach shorts, Montgomery Scott "Scotty" in a dark green and light lime green bikini and frilly dress that covers more of his right leg. They all look back at the Spock with a smile on their face.

"See you later, Commander!"

The shivering with shyness Lady Enterprise stands up to get everyone's attention.

"Everyone,"

"Huh."

The group gives her a look.

"are we really going like this?"

The avatar blushes holding her hands close to her yellow butter and orange orange beach dress.

Sulu smiles while handing the avatars coupons over to her.

"Yup! So let's go!"

He smiles as he helps the shy avatar out the door. Spock stands silent in the room for a while. As if taken back a bit from this crazy scene. The Vulcan snaps back to reality.

"Stop right there! You guys!"

Music time folks! Let's all sing with the hard working crewmen shall we?

"We are working crewmen, working crewmen. Every morning and every night, we deliver freedom. From early in the morning when the shadows of the night still linger, until the evening dusk, when we work while we smell dinner! Sometimes, Klingons bark at us, and it's very scary. People pretend they're not on planet, and that is very sad. There are times when we don't want to give up certain coupons. And there are times when we are caught in the rain and get cold. And there are times when we're pushed over by the wind! Even so! We are working crewmen, working crewmen; we zip around on our ship and deliver freedom! Spring, summer, fall, winter- all year around! We don't have a single day of rest all week. Our freedom is a daily one, so...We work, we work, we work, we work...We work!"

Lady Enterprise the only one not singing. Shyly but stealthily puts each coupon at someone's door before knocking and running like the wind. Clearly she doesn't want to be scene giving out coupons in her bathing suit.

She looks left and right and finally let's out a sigh at finding a place to rest for now without being seen.

"I'm to embarrassed to make to make deliveries wearing only this!"

She blushes as she fixes her suit.

"Did you see that?"

The avatar hides as two red shirts pass by her hiding spot.

"I did! You mean the main staff's thing. right?"

"It really is incredible!"

"I mean, that is just wow!"

"I saw it, it was just so, you know, right?!"

The avatar peeks over from her hiding spot as they move away from sight.

"What are they talking about? What's going on?"

Lady Enterprise walks over to an area where a large group of red shirts are starting at the swim suit clad main staff all lovey dovey style. Sulu starts poking at his face all worried like as he asks Scotty.

"It doesn't really feel like a normal delivery, huh?"

Scotty gives him a worried smile.

"Yeah, huh?"

"Wait a minute..."

Chekov hits his fists into a a flat hand.

"Huh?"

The main staff looks at him.

"I just thought of something good!"

"Something good?"

Hikaru blinks.

"That's right!"

Pavel holds out his hand to the crowd.

"If you want to see our show, please sign this document promising to halt the protests!"

The Russian smiles while holding the paper in one hand and giveing everyone the peace symbol in the other.

"What show are you talking about?"

The scarlet faced Sulu protests.

Many red shirt hands start raising up to the main staffs attention. The Red shirts start yelling.

"I'll sign it, I will sign it!"

Sulu stands there dumbfounded at the growing roaring crowd.

"Great success!

The Russian gives the thumb's up.

"You're right..."

Sulu says with surprise.

"The most important thing in the world today...is money!"

The Cheif helmsman grins

"No, Sulu, it's love."

The navigator corrects him.

"So, I have one pleading from the morning group here...and over there, someone from the night shift..."

Scotty starts writing names down as the hands continue to get his attention.

Sulu nearly drops his pen.

"You want to sign up for the next away team as well?"

He smiles.

"That is so generous!"

Chekov hugs his Yeoman. As Daniel dots down the next pledging red shirt.

"Daniel, this person says he wants to pledge too!"

He smiles.

"Okay."

Lady Enterprise smiles nervously while looking at the scene from her hiding spot.

"I hope we won't be seen...by the security force..."

"I see the main staff will stoop to anything to get the protesters nya."

The avatar turns around in surprise.

"Why are you in a bathing suit too?"

The confident catboy Shu stands with his hands at his hips. He's wearing a blueish purplish bathing suit with a picture of a cat's face to left of his chest. Yush he made a hole for his tail XD

"Isn't it obvious? Because I can't just stand around and do nothing while you guys snap up all these protesters nya!"

His cat like ears perk up as he quite dramatically points forward at Lady Enterprise.

"I'm fighting back nya!"

The avatar voice shakes with nervousness.

"Good luck with that..."

Lady Enterprise yelps out a cry as the swimsuit catboy starts pulling the avatar's hand to come with him.

"Why are you taking me with you?"

She starts flailing.

"I'm shy...I don't to be seen like this!"

Shu holds up a cease protesting document with one hand while his other hand rests at hips. he yells at the crowed while the frightened avatar hides behind his back.

"Everyone! Sign my document! My document nya!"

The crowd looks at him.

"Gezz! Shu, aren't you embarrassed?"

The avatar looks up to see a blushing but determined Shu.

Song time for Shu!

"I am working crewmen, a working crewmen. Every morning and every night, I deliver freedom nya."

The crowd cheers. Lady Enterprise gathers up her courage.

Avatar singing time!

"We are crewmen who work very hard! We work very hard. Everybody, everybody, how about some freedom?"

The crowd stays silent.

"If you're embarrassed, stay in the back nya!"

The catboy protests. But the avatar stands her ground.

"But I'm not embarrassed!"

The still red faced catboy gives her a look.

"Don't lie to me! Your face is beet red nya!"

"So is yours though."

"What nya?!"

They both smile.

Catboy and Avatar singing together time! XD

"From early in the morning when the shadows of the night still linger, until the evening dusk, when we work while we smell dinner!"

The red shirts cheer on.

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Scotty comes at of nowhere wearing Klingon like belt over his bathing bikini.

"Sometimes, Klingons bark at us, and it's very scary."

The Scotsman shows the two his prevy eyes. Shu clings and crys to Lady Enterprise. As Sulu drags the prevert by the ear away from the two. Chekov hugs his Yeoman.

"Sometimes, People pretend they're not on planet,"

The Yeoman smiles.

"and it's very sad."

Sulu starts singing to the crowd with a stuffed up top.

"There are times when we don't want to give up certain coupons."

Pavel and the Yeoman restrain Sulu and let the large amount of hidden coupons fall out of his top.

Scotty starts shivering like it's cold.

"And there are times when we are caught in the rain and the get cold."

Shu still holds onto Lady Enterprise thinking the Klingon dressed Scotsman might attack or something.

Chekov moves towards the crowed like he's being blown away.

"And there are times when we're pushed over by the wind!"

The Russian starts to fall into the eagerly awaiting crowd. But the Yeoman catches the falling Pavel's hand and holds onto him. The crowd seems a little shocked.

"Even so!"

The bathing suit starfleet crew members cheer. As Spock finely arrives at the scene.

"We are working crewmen, Working crewmen. We zip around on ships, delivering freedom. Delivering freedom. Spring, summer, fall winter - all year around! We don't have a single day of rest all week. Our freedom is a daily one."

Spock smiles.

""Which is why..."

"Freedom is better than tyranny!"

The crowd cheers on as the bathing suit crew strikes a pose.

Spock smiles as he walks back to wherever he's needed.

Later on...

The bathing suit crew come back to the mess hall with smiles on their face.

"We're back, Commander."

Sulu yells.

"We got so many new pleaders!"

Scotty says in glee.

"Good job!"

The Vulcan's voice is heard not to far away.

"What are you doing?"

Hikaru asks.

They go into the other room. To see Spock filling up a small blow up pool with a hose of water. Pavel starts starts spazzing with joy as the other stare and smile in surprise..

"This is a pool, isn't it? A pool!"

"What else would it be?"

The Vulcan says flatly.

"Did you buy it?"

Sulu asks. Spock raises an eyebrow.

"You can't be serious. I found it in the storeroom."

Russian hugz.

"Can we get in?"

Spock sighs.

"Sure..."

"Yes!"

Pavel jumps right into the pool. Lady Enterprise holds up her arms to protect her from the splash. Chekov resurfaces from the pools water.

"This feels great! Get in, everyone! Come on, Daniel!"

"Alright."

The smiling Yeoman walks over to join his Yunker into the pool. Scotty goes over to Lady Enterprise.

"Come on, Lady Enterprise! Jump in! Maybe your swimsuit will slip!"

"Ehh?"

The avatar cries. Spock promptly shoots the prev with a blast o water from the hose. Sulu closes his eyes as he relaxes in the pool.

"This feels great. Gets rid of the workday sweat too; two birds with one stone!"

"Aren't you getting in Lady Enterprise?"

Spocks looks at the avatar.

"Oh! Then let's get in together, Commander."

"I'm fine."

Daniel comes over.

"No, you're not!"

Chekov comes over.

"We all have to get in together!"

Sulu and Scotty come over.

"That's right!"

Scotty tosses over the Vulcan into the air and right into the pool with a big splash.

Scotty cheers as Spock stares at them from the pool with wet clothes. Sulu covers the avatars ears as Scotty goes all prevy prevy talk on us DX

"Oh, I do like bathing suits, but there's something to be said for wet clothes. When they get all translucent..."

"You!"

The gang laugh as the back away from the angry look Vulcan. he starts shooting blast of water at them. Sulu laughs.

"Commander, projectiles are not allowed!"

"Shut up!"

Lady Enterprise laughs. As they try to avoid the Vulcan wrath.

"I'm really am having fun with everyone, Creator. But I'm having so much fun, that it scares me..."

Becky and Penny rush in all lifeguard style with a captive Shu and McCoy in tow.

"To the pool!"

"Yush!"

"But I'm a cat nya!"

You hear a Shu catboy scream.

"Don-don't drop me please nya!"

McCoy lets out a gruff sigh.

"How did I get myself into this?"

The thong wearing McCoy sighed again.