Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Nov 7, 2009 21:46:18 GMT -5
Written on a whim X,D I'll write more when I think of anything.
Captain’s log supplemental. During a complex rescue mission, myself, Mr. Spock and Doctor McCoy have been stranded on early 21st century Earth. With the limited technology and supplies available in this era it will take some time to repair our ship and even more time to make it fit for traveling back to the future. For the moment I’ve arranged local food and housing for us in exchange for menial labor.
Captain Kirk flipped his communicator shut as he stood inside the tool shed.
“I just hope those two can stop bickering long enough to even remember to buy butter.” He rolled his eyes and picked up a rake.
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“Of course the logical place to find eggs is near the dairy department Spock! You don’t need a goddamn degree from the Vulcan Science Academy to know that!”
“Obviously Doctor, as you and I both know that I did not attend the Vulcan Science Academy.”
McCoy’s eyebrow shot up in annoyance.
“If you could only hear yourself. You know what Spock? You Vulcans are pretty damn illogical yourselves.” McCoy shoved a loaf of bread into the cart so roughly that it would probably arrive home looking more like a pancake.
“ You’re so obsessed with being logical that it’s reached a point of being ILLOGICAL!” McCoy growled, an old lady gave him a dirty look for raising his voice.
Spock raised his eyebrow as he closely examined the expiration dates on every carton of eggs.
“I hardly see what warrants a complaint here, Doctor.”
“Think about it Spock, you Vulcans keep every little feeling tucked so deep inside of you than when you finally allow yourselves to feel them you completely lose your mind. I remember, Spock. Your mood swings were enough to put any woman to shame!”
“It is illogical to insult someone based off of their physical attributes…”
“It’s not just physical Spock, I would know, I’m a doctor.”
“…however, if I wanted to there are many flaws in human physiology to take into account. The punctum caecum for example, a built in blind spot. The appendix, a completely useless organ prone to dangerous medical problems, your far less efficient cardiovascular system, and not to mention the much weaker muscular-”
“I KNOW Spock, I’m a Doctor goddamn it!”
Captain’s log supplemental. During a complex rescue mission, myself, Mr. Spock and Doctor McCoy have been stranded on early 21st century Earth. With the limited technology and supplies available in this era it will take some time to repair our ship and even more time to make it fit for traveling back to the future. For the moment I’ve arranged local food and housing for us in exchange for menial labor.
Captain Kirk flipped his communicator shut as he stood inside the tool shed.
“I just hope those two can stop bickering long enough to even remember to buy butter.” He rolled his eyes and picked up a rake.
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“Of course the logical place to find eggs is near the dairy department Spock! You don’t need a goddamn degree from the Vulcan Science Academy to know that!”
“Obviously Doctor, as you and I both know that I did not attend the Vulcan Science Academy.”
McCoy’s eyebrow shot up in annoyance.
“If you could only hear yourself. You know what Spock? You Vulcans are pretty damn illogical yourselves.” McCoy shoved a loaf of bread into the cart so roughly that it would probably arrive home looking more like a pancake.
“ You’re so obsessed with being logical that it’s reached a point of being ILLOGICAL!” McCoy growled, an old lady gave him a dirty look for raising his voice.
Spock raised his eyebrow as he closely examined the expiration dates on every carton of eggs.
“I hardly see what warrants a complaint here, Doctor.”
“Think about it Spock, you Vulcans keep every little feeling tucked so deep inside of you than when you finally allow yourselves to feel them you completely lose your mind. I remember, Spock. Your mood swings were enough to put any woman to shame!”
“It is illogical to insult someone based off of their physical attributes…”
“It’s not just physical Spock, I would know, I’m a doctor.”
“…however, if I wanted to there are many flaws in human physiology to take into account. The punctum caecum for example, a built in blind spot. The appendix, a completely useless organ prone to dangerous medical problems, your far less efficient cardiovascular system, and not to mention the much weaker muscular-”
“I KNOW Spock, I’m a Doctor goddamn it!”