|
Post by ButterflyBleu on Dec 8, 2009 20:45:35 GMT -5
Granted, except Jess wishes they did too and stows away on board the Enterprise never to be seen again just so she can ogle their outfits! I wish I had an 18th century royal navy uniform
|
|
|
Post by Beckster on Dec 8, 2009 20:50:18 GMT -5
Granted, but it's too small!
I wish I had gills.
|
|
|
Post by Lord Redcoat on Dec 8, 2009 21:02:46 GMT -5
Granted, but they not only fail to work, they actually replace your nostrils and nose, thus, you die of asphyxiation, horribly, as you are unable to turn water-into-oxygen.
I wish I was the only one. =p
|
|
|
Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Dec 8, 2009 21:05:30 GMT -5
Granted, but you live a long lonely life and are eventually reduced to marrying a mirror.
I wish I could speak every language there is, including made up ones.
|
|
|
Post by Lord Redcoat on Dec 8, 2009 21:12:19 GMT -5
And that was a bad thing, how?
Granted, but the knowledge of so many languages drives you mad; you cannot think straight, since there are so many words riding through your head, so many thought patterns, and besides - the animal languages are more than your human head can handle, and so, you bleed out from the ears, becoming like those two poor saps in the Wrath of Khan.
I wish... all of you were my slaves, and were absolutely loyal to me and only me. You would obey my every whim, and others would not be jealous but accept it as normal.
|
|
|
Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Dec 8, 2009 21:38:45 GMT -5
Granted, but since we're all female, we end up fighting over you from our jealousy and finally we murder you to end the fighting.
I wish I was supreme master of the universe.
|
|
|
Post by Beckster on Dec 8, 2009 21:40:16 GMT -5
Granted, but my awesomeness makes you feel so... unawesome.. that you have to give it up because you can't rule over something so awesome.
I wish I had a train. *Chooo choo*
|
|
|
Post by Lord Redcoat on Dec 8, 2009 21:42:00 GMT -5
Granted. The train runs you down. Mercilessly.
And P? Being "Master" of the universe would make you a guy. =p.
I wish there was no chocolate in the world, and I was immune to murder and nagging. =p
|
|
|
Post by Randomman on Dec 9, 2009 17:09:51 GMT -5
Granted, but then you wake up and realize this is the real world. XD I wish for cake!
|
|
|
Post by Beckster on Dec 9, 2009 20:08:20 GMT -5
|
|
|
Post by Randomman on Dec 9, 2009 20:37:15 GMT -5
|
|
|
Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Dec 28, 2009 17:52:32 GMT -5
Granted, but then you get stuck in it and can't hug your Shush.
I wish I could ride valiantly into battle with the Riders of Rohan!
|
|
|
Post by Randomman on Dec 28, 2009 21:08:45 GMT -5
Granted, but then to you're wonder you realize the Riders of Rohan are just a fiction group in the The Lord of the Rings trilogy/universe.
I wish to start an awesome spooky scway cake pirate vampire crew of my very own! >3
|
|
|
Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Dec 28, 2009 21:12:01 GMT -5
|
|