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Post by Beckster on Dec 4, 2009 19:05:38 GMT -5
The rules- Someone has to make a wish, and another person has to corrupt it, then another person corrupts there wish and makes another wish! Example..
Johnny: I wish I had a tail..
Steven: Granted, but it catches on fire.
I wish I could fly.
Suzy: Granted, but you get hit by a plane.....
and so on. I'll start!!!
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I wish I could walk on water!
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Dec 4, 2009 20:44:32 GMT -5
Granted, but then you get eaten by a shark! I wish I was on a date with Karl Urban
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Post by Beckster on Dec 4, 2009 20:46:44 GMT -5
Granted, but his wife catches you! I wish Manson was my best buddy.
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Dec 4, 2009 20:50:18 GMT -5
Granted, but then, he destroys camp tele-fridge!!! I wish I had a private appointment with Doctor McCoy
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Post by Beckster on Dec 4, 2009 20:51:35 GMT -5
Granted, but he turns you transgender.
I wish I was taller.
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Post by ButterflyBleu on Dec 7, 2009 9:14:21 GMT -5
You would then bash your head on the ceiling.
I wish I was 18 already dammit!
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Dec 7, 2009 13:55:45 GMT -5
Granted, but then you get molested by me! *evil laughter* I wish school was over
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Post by S. Holmes on Dec 7, 2009 15:09:17 GMT -5
Granted, but then I give you a ton of homework including a 20 page essay on the life cycle of the elusive and possibly non-existent slugbeetle.
I wish Klaha was giving me a private concert in a candlelit cemetery! ^^Heee
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Dec 7, 2009 16:48:13 GMT -5
Granted, but the candles tip over and set the cemetery on fire and ruin the concert.
I wish I was captain of my own star ship!
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Post by Beckster on Dec 7, 2009 18:24:42 GMT -5
Granted, but your first mission is screw'd up and you entire crew gets destroyed.
I wish I could go to the Believe it or Not Museum.
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Post by ButterflyBleu on Dec 7, 2009 21:24:20 GMT -5
Granted, though something totally unbelievable makes the Museum spontaneously explode and all the rest of the unbelievable things inside join forces and evolve into a 'skyscraper sized' destructive monster.
I wish my bed wouldn't creak, it drives me crazy!
(edit: BED not beak! what the hell..uber stuff up!)
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Dec 8, 2009 1:28:51 GMT -5
Granted, but it's cured by your bones disappearing and you are turned into jelly I wish I was a Caesar
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Post by ButterflyBleu on Dec 8, 2009 8:01:45 GMT -5
Granted, but you accidentally inhabit the body of Julius, and get stabbed up D:
I wish I could type properly when I'm excited >.<
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Post by Beckster on Dec 8, 2009 17:50:21 GMT -5
Granted, but you type so properly peeps get annoyed by your proper-ness and you get loneeellyyy. *hugs* XD
I wish I could teleport using my mind.
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Dec 8, 2009 17:53:45 GMT -5
Granted, but you can't control where you control where you teleport to, and end up stuck in walls and stuff.
I wish the Enterprise crew kept their 18th century royal navy outfits XD
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