Post by Lord Redcoat on Aug 20, 2010 20:36:39 GMT -5
The premise: (Star Trek RP) Counsellor Warner psychoanalyses Vreenak. And Tomalak. And the others. One by one - something Pennginton insists on XD
Penny: lol oh god xd
Penny: that's a fun idea
C:
(Vreenak)"I THIRST FOR THE BLOOD OF THE -"
(Warner)"..."
"..."
"..."
"What?"
Later
"Captain... I have... prepared my report."
"Well?"
"They mock me. OH MY GOD, IT ISN'T FAIIIIIR! THEY KNOW WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO! THEY KEEP USING MY OWN PSYCHOANALYSIS ON ME! I - I DON'T HAVE 'DADDY ISSUES'! ;_;.
"They're a bunch of jerks! That Khev just talks about how *wonderful* Gunning is, and how *no one* could compare! Vreenak just sits and looks at me as if he were more Vulcan than a Vulcan, and Tomalak simply inquires quietly if I - I, I wish I had chosen a different path in life but I was too weak, so I listen to peoples' problems! The commander simply arched her eyebrow and asked if I were 'jealous' because I got to see my 'precious captain' kissed by a WOMAN AND I CAN'T!"
Pennington: "Oi..."
"*sniffle*"
"Q, did you do this?"
"Me? How is any of this *my* fault?"
(Pennington) "EVERYTHING'S YOUR FAULT! YOU KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!"
"What am I, God?"
"...no comment."
"How's your ever-filling cup of tea?"
"I drank it."
Warner: "AND NOW MY CAPTAIN IS TALKING TO PEOPLE WHO AREN'T EVEN THERE!"
"And it got cold."
"Odd. Eh. Try now."
"WHHHHHHHY?!"
*bows*.
Penny: lol oh god xd
Penny: that's a fun idea
C:
(Vreenak)"I THIRST FOR THE BLOOD OF THE -"
(Warner)"..."
"..."
"..."
"What?"
Later
"Captain... I have... prepared my report."
"Well?"
"They mock me. OH MY GOD, IT ISN'T FAIIIIIR! THEY KNOW WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO! THEY KEEP USING MY OWN PSYCHOANALYSIS ON ME! I - I DON'T HAVE 'DADDY ISSUES'! ;_;.
"They're a bunch of jerks! That Khev just talks about how *wonderful* Gunning is, and how *no one* could compare! Vreenak just sits and looks at me as if he were more Vulcan than a Vulcan, and Tomalak simply inquires quietly if I - I, I wish I had chosen a different path in life but I was too weak, so I listen to peoples' problems! The commander simply arched her eyebrow and asked if I were 'jealous' because I got to see my 'precious captain' kissed by a WOMAN AND I CAN'T!"
Pennington: "Oi..."
"*sniffle*"
"Q, did you do this?"
"Me? How is any of this *my* fault?"
(Pennington) "EVERYTHING'S YOUR FAULT! YOU KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!"
"What am I, God?"
"...no comment."
"How's your ever-filling cup of tea?"
"I drank it."
Warner: "AND NOW MY CAPTAIN IS TALKING TO PEOPLE WHO AREN'T EVEN THERE!"
"And it got cold."
"Odd. Eh. Try now."
"WHHHHHHHY?!"
*bows*.