Kidnapped XD

[Randomman]

Kyo carefully stepped over Echoe's bucket on the deck, barely managing not to slip and wake up the sleeping Bou in his arms. It was completely dark outside and he was pretty sure that even with the Captain's vampiric tendancies he woudldn't run into her on deck as he was positive she was busy in her cabin with Norrington...
*Randomman sees Kyoheading towards one of the boats with bou sleep in his arms like princess.*
Randomman: YOHOHOHOHO! What are you two up to? Some kind of game? Oh oh can I play to pleaseeeeeeeeeee?
*Randomman hopes his way over to the already stressed out kyo*
Kyo cringed and turned around, holding Bou in one hand and holding up his other hand to hush Randomman.

"Yes, cake boy can join Kyo's game. It's called..." He looked around nervously.
"...be as quiet as a rock and don't tell anyone you saw Kyo."
Randomman: that sounds like a boring game!
*Randomman pouts. Randomman notices bou sleeping*
Randomman: zomg she snores! I simply must tell the capt!
"No no! Cake boy musn't tell the Captain! Kyo is......." He glanced at Randomman's clothes.
"....preparing a surprise birthday party for her."
*Randomman rushes back to kyo in the speed of light*
Randomman: a a a a a birthday party! can I come!!!! I’m so bored of staying on the ship!
*Randmman blabs somtheing about being bit on the ear by a shark and eat ears*
Randomman: blah blah blah oh! Will there be cake at the party! You have to have cake at a birthday party kyo!
*Randomman jumps up in down in excitement *
Randomman: I have to come with you to protect it from the cake invaders!
"You do?" Kyo looked about to be sick, but he couldn't have him run off and tell the Captain he was kidnapping her 'daughter'....ahh....
"Ah, of course. Cake boy can come with Kyo to protect the cake....the Captain is the Captain, the Captain needs special cake ne?"
*Randomman jumps with joy*
Randomman: woot! What are we waiting for lets go get that cake! XD
*Randomman carries kyo like a princess as he rushes over to the boat. He sets kyo down and hangs onto the boat and starts kicking at the water wildly.*
Randomman: FOR CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*The boat sails out as fast as it would with a motorboat fueled on crack*
Kyo shook his head.
"Kyo is going the other way." He pointed passed the Hangman in the distance and waited for Randomman to switch direction. He held Bou to him with his free hand and set up a make-shift sail.
*Randomman yells over the noisy sounds of the boat crashing through the waves*
Randomman: WHAT YOU WANT ME TO FASTER KYO?
*Randomman turns the ship around while sending a huge wave of water splash down on the Midnight Hangman*
Randommman laughs nervously: YOHOHO MY BAD! XD
Kyo leans over the side of the boat and bashes Randomman over the head, then drags him into the boat.
"Sit!"
He glared at Randomman and his drippy cake clothes.
*Randomman pats his head*
Randomman: owiee! XD. Zomg my clothes! TT
*Randomman starts licking his clothes like he can somehow heal them that way! XD*
Kyo glares at him from under his wild bleach blond hair. He strokes Bou's hair to make sure she doesn't wake up.
"Kyo should have brought real clothes for cake boy."
*Randomman looks around the ship in panic*
Randomman:cake cake cakebrother Norii not here right?
*Randomman starts muttering something about a locked room with no windows.*
Randomman: normal stinks! Cake rulez! So cake clothes rule and normal clothes stink!
*Randomman shivers back in fear in the very thought of normal clothes XD*
Kyo raises a mostly plucked and pierced eyebrow.
"Baka." He throws adjusts the sail a little and removes his coat before placing it over Bou. (What a gentleman)
*Randomman falls asleep*
Randomman singing: Yohoho Yoho yhoho yohoho yahohoho! cake for me! cake for you! cake for me! cake for you!
(Well he recovers fast XD)

((Written with Dusk))

[Randomman]

The sun was rising over the ocean, glaring brightly around the small boat. Kyo woke up and checked the compass he had 'borrowed' from the Captain.
*Randomman stands up mummbleing in his sleep.* Randomman: heyyyyy cakesister bou heyyyyyyy cakebrother kyo loooooks landz! *Randomman points to kiribati.* Randomman: here i comez cake s!!!! *Randomman stagges off the boat and starts swiming/dronwing towards kiribati*
awoken by the rocking of the boat, bou sat up rubbing her eyes, half asleep. "kyo! The roofs gone!" startled, she dived behind him for cover. "oh... hehe... never mind.... uh, what's going on?"
"Ano............" He scratched the back of his crazy hair.
"Kyo is taking little Bou home to Kiribati."
*Randomman sinks/swims faster to Kiribati only the candle on his cake hat is visable.* Randomman chanting underwater: Cake! cake! cake! mountains of sweet cake! *Randomman swims/sinks faster to land*
"oh splendid!" bou shouts, clinging to his arm for dear life. "why didn't you bring the big boat?
"Kyo didn't want to embarass the princess with his Captain's unruly crew. "
*Randomman reaches land* Randomman: Cake Ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kyo super-ignored Randomman's behavior, hoping the princess would to.
"did you hear that?" bou questioned. "hey look! KIRIBATI!" bou screamed, jumping and rocking the boat furiously, before toppling onto kyo.
Kyo blushed, glaring to try and ruin any cute-effect it may have on his face.
Randomman: zomg look my cakebrother ans cakesister cake natives!*Randomman waves as the Kiribati army chains his hands and takes him away. that was fast XD*
"you know kyo, sir, we're not moving very quickly, maybe if umm... you know... that umm..." bou rambles, motioning towards the oars.
He clears his throat, then turns his necklace back around the right way because otherwise the weight of the lock would choke him. Sitting up and brushing himself off. He grabs the oars and starts rowing with out saying anything.
He spots Randomman being arrested by two strange looking characters and just shrugs.
Randomman: so are you takeing me to the cake right? *The gaurds tried with the fools noisy blabering prepares to stab him but randomman just steals his knife* Randomman: zomg for me? awww you two are the best! *Randomman hugs/breaks their backs* Randomman: hey whats wrong guys? guys? (randomman loves gifts XD)

"look! Kyo look!" bou shouts, poking at kyo's arm. "it's the kiribati army! and they've caught a bear!"
sweatdrop
Kyo shook his head.
"Good for them. What does the Kiribati army do with bears?" The water was now too shallow to row so he climbed out, splashing into the water with his bare feet.
Randomman: noooo cakesister bou! I'm not a bear! I'm Randomman! TT *Randomman flails like a fish out of water*
bou crawled out of the boat and onto kyo's back. "thanks! hey, that's not a bear... is it?"
Randomman: cakesister bouuuuuuuuuu! TT
Kyo wobbled precariously a moment but then Randomman's scream was too much and he toppled over into the water with Bou on top of him.
The boat started to slip back out into the ocean with out him holding on to it.
Randomman:...so um...where’s the cake?
bou kicks about in the water. "argh! my hair!" the kiribati army drop their catch to assist her.
"princess bou! where have you been?" kanon calls to her.
"what are doing?" miku yells at him, "help her!"
"b...but... my shoes!" kanon stutters. the two share an agreeing nod and begin rummaging around the beach for a stick to extend to her.
Kyo stood up, a mass of water dripping from him and slung a sopping Bou over his shoulder unromantically before grabbing the boat. He started walking carefully back toward the shore, slipping once and a while in the sand.
He walked passed a bit of drift wood being poked at the water for Bou with out really paying attention.
"uwhhaaa?!" miku's jaw almost hit the ground at the site of what looked to be a pirate carrying the princess to shore. "hey you!" he shouted, waving his stick at kyo. "you kidnapped the princess!"
"actually," kanon started, "he just brought her back."
"hey..." a drowsy bou mumbled, "the bear can talk, and it knows my name"
Randomman: woot i'm not the bear! I'm not the bear! *Randomman dances around like any cake loveing fool whould*
Kyo pulled Bou down off of his shoulders and held her properly like a princess. She looked sleepy and cute, so he made sure to look everywhere but at her. "Who're you?" He asked rudely staring at Miku and Kanon. He liked this Miku guy so far, he wasn't too much taller than him.
"AH!" bou leapt to her feet "kyo, bear, allow me to introduce, the fearsome kiribati army!" she said, with proudest of grins.
"nyappy!" miku and kanon shouted in unison, displaying their coolest of poses.
*Randomman jumps up and down in joy* Randomman: ohhhh so cool with a cake! hey hey cakebrother kyo lets strike a pose to!
Kyo was still stuck on 'nyappy' what on earth had he gotten himself into coming here? "Impressive." he said with a cheesy grin.
*Randomman strikes a cake pose* Randomman smiles: Nyappy!
Kyo looked around for any sign of civilization, a palace, markets, buildings...but he saw.........sand............he took off his coat, exposing his tattooed arms, and began to ring out his still sopping wet coat. "So.....where is the city?"
Randomman: AND THE CAKES!!!
bou, miku and kanon responded only with blank stares
Randomman cake TT
Kyo stared blankly back.
"What about....people."
bou whispers to kanon "where did you find that bear?"
"it came off your boat, princess!" he replies.
"WHA?!" bou frantically searches her clothes for any sign of cake.
"people? yeah! we've got those!" miku answers enthusiastically, pointing towards the village. "maybe you should go see king teruki."
Kyo sighed with relief. Ok, so there were at least people here appart from Bou and the 'army'.
"So...where is the village? Kyo returned your princess so shouldn't he get some kind of special reward?" He grinned.
"this way!" miku and kanon grabbed their captive bear by the arms and started pulling him down a narrow path.
bou climbed onto kyo's back again. "come on, what are you waiting for?"
"Hey! Kyo doesn't have his coat on yet!" He flailed a little before giving up and carrying his coat and Bou. If he fell it was her own fault. >.> ; He kept telling himself that, but he knew he would be careful despite himself.
"here we are!" miku announced, after a short walk and a slight detour to chase a rabbit. "the castle's on the other side of the village" he said, pointing to an orange and pink building a few hundred feet from where they were standing.
Kyo couldn't see anything remotely resembling a castle so he assumed it was just so far it was out of sight.
"Is that where the king is? Is he rich?"
"the richest man in kiribati!" bou said proudly.
miku lead them into the castle where they were greeted by a deafening "nyappy!" that made the room echoe. kanon and miku stood to attention shouting the same back, filling the room with echoes again.
*Randomman still crying* Randomman: please tell me the king has some cakes! TT
"hey! maybe we should have taken him to ann's cafe" miku said to kanon.
"i don't know if they'd want a bear in their cafe..." kanon replied. "besides, isn't he our prisoner?"
"oh yeah..."
Kyo looked around for the king.
*Randomman looks around in confusion* Randomman: whats a prisoner? do they get cakes?
a rather slinky fellow wandered towards the group. "nyappy!" he grinned, greeting them with a wave. "woah! what's that?!"
"a bear we found on the beach!" miku explained. "and this one is umm... uh... kanon?"
"that's uhh..." they stood staring at kyo.
"Kyo..." Kyo mumbled, he was pretty sure his infamousy in Japan couldn't possibly have reached Kiribati.
"right! a wealthy merchant!" bou chirped, extra smug. "and this is my dad, king teruki!"
"hey bou! you're back" teruki shouted. "did you get my food?"
"food?"
"whaa?? it took you that long and you didn't get it?" he said, slapping his forehead.
*Randomman jumps back to life* Randomman:cake!

Kyo was feeling more and more like this was a bad idea. Suddenly he understood a little better how she could have mistaken a ship for a hotel with a dad like this.
Princess was kidnapped by pirates and Kyo rescued her. Reward please."
Randomman: oh and kingy! *Randomman trys to make a bowing gesture* Randomman: can i have some cake please TT
"cake? pirates? what?!" teruki shot a cold stare at miku and kanon, who quickly ducked behind random man, while bou stood, completely clueless. "reward?" he pondered, scratching his chin. "kanon! give him the bear! it talks!" he winked, nudging kyo with his elbow.
*Randomman dies*
(poor randomman died from lack of cake XD)
"I don't want some idiot talking cake-native-bear thing!! I want gold!"
"Jewels will do if gold is not possible." Kyo was mad, he even called himself 'I' @.@
*Randomman springs back to life* Randomman: idiot talking cake-native-bear thing?
"gya!" teruki leapt back in shock, while miku dived in front of him with his stick raised. bou, however, had become quite used to these outbursts, and kanon was distracted with what seemed to be a soft spot on random mans head.
Kyo grinned evilly, please with the effect he had had on the king and his army (appart from Kanon).
"So, how much you got?"
*Randomman look at kannon with a sad face* Randomman: cake?
"cake? no no, kanon! ka..non!" he explained, oblivious to what was happening around him. miku checked his pockets. "well, i've got two berries," he said, popping one in his mouth. "uh... one berry, and a watch. how about you, your majesty?"
"hey! that's my watch!" teruki shouted, snatching it from miku. "umm... i have... a watch."
Randomman: ..cake *Randomman sinks back to despair*
Kyo's face reddened with rage and he let out an inhuman squeal. He shook his head, rolled his shoulders and tried again.
"Treasure now." He held out his hand like a spoiled child.
*Randomman falls to the floor* Randomman: cake..cake..cake..
miku puts the berry into kyos hand. "well?" he looks at teru.
"well what?'
"aren't you going to give him the watch?" he asks.
"are you kidding? i just got this back from you! doesn't kanon have anything?" teruki shouts.
"uhh... kanon has his own problems." he glances over at kanon, who is trying desperately to avoid getting bear dirt on his shoes.
teruki and miku begin bickering between themselves. "you sure know how to make a first impression huh?" bou giggles, poking kyo in the arm.
Kyo grinned proudly and smiled at Bou. The bickering pleased him.
(woot we are CAKE OF CERBERUS XD)

[Captain Dusk Rose]

Kyo smiled a little and turned to Bou. "Are there more castles? Can Kyo have his own?"

Randomman picks himself up off of the floor.
“Castles? Made of cake?”


Teruki and Miku stop arguing and face Kyo.
"More castles? Why would there be more castles?"
Teruki asks, a little stunned.
"Yeah!" Miku shouts
"Besides, you already got my berry... hey, are you gonna eat that?"

Randomman starts worm dancing his way around the castle.
“Cake where are youz! come out come out where ever you arez!! TT

Bou shoves sulking Miku out of the way.
"Hey! what about the old castle?"
The king and his army shiver.
"No way! that place was haunted! way haunted!" Kanon yells.

“Haunted?” Randomman asked.

Kyo's eyes light up, much better.
"Sounds good, take Kyo to it." He said with a flick of his hand. Anyone watching would assume he was the royalty and no one else in the room.

Randomman’s group holds some un-foreseen party of cake loving folk.
“There could be cake there right?...yeah I argree. Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake DELICIOUS CAKEZ!!!!!!!”
Randomman breaks form his wild crazy cake brothers and glows with the mighty aura of cake.
“Yohohoho!”

The three stand completely frozen.
Bou sighs. "Just go catch the bear before it breaks something."
"Uh... yes, r-right away sir... I mean ma’am!" Miku stutters. "Um... charge?"
He and Kanon begin clumsily chasing Random man around the room.
"I'll show you to the castle!" Bou proudly leads Kyo out of the room

Kyo grins at the noise behind them as Randomman is chased from the room and follows Bou. Sir??

Randomman halts.
“Cakesister Bou is a Cakebrother?”
Miku and Kanon tackle him to the ground.
XD “but the cake they’re calling mez? Caint you hear theam?”
Randomman starts coughing up blood.


"Woah!" Miku skids to a stop at the sight of the bleeding cake bear.
"Run for your life!" he turns to see Kanon already well across the room.
Outside, Bou and Kyo are halted by Teruki.
"Stop! I shall lead this most dangerous of quests!" He says, showing off his most triumphant pose, before being bowled down the stairs by Miku and Kanon.

Kyo glared a little, displeased with the thought of a loud-mouthed chaperone hanging around them.

Bou struggles to help Teruki up but collapses next to him, stretching out a hand to Kyo.

The folk in white coats, always working, ever scheming. Look how they dance around the pride of joy.
“Yohoho its that dream again.”
The dream becomes cloudy.
“Awww come on! Tell me moor! Tell me moor! Whats the shiny thing’s name? What does it do? Does it like cake? Randomman scratches his head.
“What a let down!” TT “When did the floor come jam?
Randomman looks around the room.
“Oh well moor for me! Huh-”
The floor is clean.
“Awwwww! Stupid floor give me back the jamz!”
*the Boy shows up* Randomman: hey! i remember you! your from that one island where i woke up right? *the Boy walks the wall* Randomman: Hey! Come back! *Randomman breaks/chases after the Boy*

miku and kanon frantically rush to their feet, picking up bou and teruki before diving behind a short wall.
"just great!" miku says between breaths. "now we
have two haunted castles!"

Kyo pops up between them and Bou.
"The bear is fine. Cakeboy is just strange."

Randomman:come back hereeeeeeeee boyyyyyyyy I want to talk to youzzzzzzz
*the boy floats into the wall*
Randomman: Yohohoho! I got! *Randomman crashes into the empty room*
Randomman: you? *Randomman turns around but hits his head on somthing hard*
Randomman: Ouch! what was that.. *Randomman stares at the metal object*
Randomman: ..for *Randomman head starts to hurt* Randomman: ouch cut that out!
Randomman: to many voices! TT
Randomman: hey i can see you to boy! *The dream Boy repeats himself* Randomman: I still caint hear you! *the Boy reapats himself over and over* Randomman: why caint i hear you? TT *Randomman feals someone hand on his shoulder* The Boy: Because you wont listen

Kyo shakes Randomman by the shoulder.
"Wake up Cake-boy. The princess is scared."

*Randomman stares in a daze* Randomman: huh? oh sorry about that *Randomman smiles* Randomman: huh? whats this? *Randomman starts to cry* Randomman: I'm leaking? I wonder why? *He wipes away his tears*

kanon and miku creep out from behind the wall. "looks like the coast is clear, your highnesses."
teruki bursts out behind them.
"good work men!"
"but we didn't d.."
"quiet you!"
"..."

Kyo sighs heavily and takes something from his pocket and hands it to Randomman. It's a piece of cheesecake wrapped in paper with Japanese writing all over it.

*Randomman takes the cake in a flash of youth* Randomman: CAKE ITS BEEN FAR TO LONG!!! THANK YOU CAKEBROTHER KYO!!! *Randomman eats the cake*

teruki turns to his army.
"we will need to be properly equipped if we are going up against...
“THE NYAPPY BUNNY!"
miku and kanon shriek in terror and dive back over the wall, knocking down bou.
"lets see..." teru ponders. "when heading into a haunted castle, the best choice would be..."
bou pops up from the other side of the wall. "a net?!"
"of course!"

Kyo gets sick of preparing to help Bou up since she keeps ending up back on her feet anyway and pouts.
"Got a net?"


*Randomman starts danceing around kyo like any happy go lucky cake guy whould* Randomman: I got some cake! I got some cake!

*the metal thing falls down on Randomman* Randomman: heyyyyy thats not nice mr..or is it miss?

"we can get one from ann's cafe" teruki grins. "kanon, run ahead and tell them to hide the cake."
kanon stops shining his shoes at pouts. "fine."

*Randomman throws the big metal thing crashing out of the castle* Randomman: cake!!!!! *Randommangrabs the gang and chases after the terrified kanon*

Kyo watches the metal thing fly by with a sigh.
"Can Kyo and the princess go to the castle now??" He pouted down (ok directly) at Bou.

"it shouldn't take kanon too long to fetch us a net" she replies. "i've never seen him move so fast."

Watches Kanon walk slowly away, kicking a stone here and there out of boredom and looks as though he has his doubts.
"Ok." He sits on the sand and flops back, looking like he's about to take a nap.

Randomman: CAAAAAKE!!! *he jumps kanon*
Randomman:zomg whatsz that! *Randomman gets off of kanon to look at a footprint*


Kyo stays where he is and listens to see what it is.

Randomman: oh! Its my footprint! Yohoho gack! who put this here huh?*Randomman falls into a much larger footprint*
*Randomman mutters something about standing still. He falls into another footprint* Randomman: NIRSSS! TT

"that's no footprint!" miku calls out. "me and kanon were digging a moat!"

Kyo sits up finally, sand falling into his eyes from his wild hair and causing his eyes to water. He sees two rather uneven and unimpressive holes. A moat??
"Gah!" He rubs his eyes.

Randomman: Its eating me!!! TT *Randomman flais around in the sand*

*Randomman sinks into the sand.But quickly resuffers with a golden crown and a chest in hand* Randomman: look what i found!
*Randomman starts throwing gold stuff out onto the sand*Randomman: come on! come on! wheres the cake!?


(woot we are CAKE OF CERBERUS XD)

[Randomman]

Randomman: huh no cake. oh well its about time for me to head back anyways!
*Randomman takes the treasure and heads into the ocean.*
Randomman: See yah cupcakes! Kyo you can have the golden crown and the other treasure. Hope to see yah later! You to cakebrother Bou!
*Randomman swims off to the Midnight Hangman.*