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Post by Princess Nazaki ♪ on Jun 4, 2008 23:31:08 GMT -5
Nazaki followed Kai-Mijo through the jungle, holding her enormous skirt close to her body so it wouldn't snag on the random plants, rocks, and small creatures they passed.
When they reached a coconut-y area, she happily set to work gathering them, using her ridiculously large skirt as a makeshift bag-thing. When she'd decided she'd gotten enough, she dusted off her dress and sat on the hearest log. As she was sitting there, she realized one important fact: She had no idea how to eat a coconut.
Fortunately for her, as soon as she started pounding away at one with a random unfortunate turtle, a pre-opened coconut was shoved in her face. She threw the turtle backwards over her shoulder, smiling happily as she took the coconut. She looked down at it for a few seconds, then looked back up.
"So.... what do I do with this?"
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Post by Aramis Nemo on Jun 4, 2008 23:43:54 GMT -5
'Captain, do you think that he's found the candy canes of Candy Cane Cove?' He stood watching as the candy canes vanished one by one. 'And should we stop him before he eats too many of them?' Hmm, he thought, maybe he doesn't like my cooking.... no, how could that be possible, no one had DIED eating it, yet.
'And Captain, what exactly is it that we're looking for here? You still haven't told me yet' He continued to stare at randomman's progress through the candy canes, horrified at the speed with which he was devouring them. How was it possible for someone to eat that many that fast?
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jun 4, 2008 23:49:52 GMT -5
Dusk double checked the map and looked around. So far this looked like the place... a cove...candycanes...candycane forest... Then she looked around suspiciously, then leaned in and whispered to Aramis.
"A necklace...not just any necklace...the necklace of the CAKE GODDESS!
Norrington shook his head. "Why are you whispering, I already know..."
"But the walls have ears!"
"We're outside."
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Post by Randomman on Jun 5, 2008 0:05:01 GMT -5
randomman having eaten 99% of the candy cane forest stooped and withdrew his hungry urges to pause and think about the meaning of life. Randomman:hmmmmm oh i got it its cake! (XD he proceeds to eat the forest once moor.)
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Post by Aramis Nemo on Jun 5, 2008 0:27:43 GMT -5
'Captain, which way do we go from, the, er, where did all the candy canes go?' He looked around quizzically at the large open space before them. Without all the candy canes though he could see more of the island. To the west he could see what looked like trees, and the sun was starting to get to him.
'Captain, would it be a good idea to head over to those trees? So that we can look at the map without bursting into flames?' He tapped his foot impatiently as he waited, and reached up to take of his hat to use as a fan, but found nothing. Bugger, he thought, where's my hat?
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Post by Randomman on Jun 5, 2008 0:44:59 GMT -5
Randomman: this hat is sooooo good (all of the sudden dozens of natives come out and surround Capt. Dusk,Nort,Aramis, and Randomman with spears chanting some odd language. Randomman starts talking back in a faster sped up version of their native island voice.)
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jun 5, 2008 0:56:19 GMT -5
Dusk stared around at the natives while adjusting the feathers in her hat nervously. She took in their chocolate cake colored hair and eyes, they seemed familiar. Then she watched in surprise ad RandomMan spoke to them in their own tung. "What are they saying RandomMan?"
Norrington glared from under his equally elaborate hat. "Joy, more of them... I think I'm going to burn every cake that's ever been made if I meet another-"
"Shhh, you'll anger the natives!"
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Post by Randomman on Jun 5, 2008 1:01:56 GMT -5
Randomman: they say i will have to pay some toll for eating their harvest but we are most welcome...(the head chief starts to yell at Randomman) Randomman: oh please do not shun the name of the cake! it is a very holy and rare sight to to the cake tribe.
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jun 5, 2008 1:05:21 GMT -5
"Ahh..." Dusk smiles. "Ask them, if 100 cakes would be enough to pay for the damage done to their forest."
Norrington glares at the natives, not thinking about taking it back...he wondered what the quickest way to destroy a village of creepy cake eating natives was. Besides, he was hungry... bah, the natives probably had chocolate syrup flowing through their veins instead of blood.
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Post by Randomman on Jun 5, 2008 1:16:42 GMT -5
(Randomman relays to message and the village lifts everyone up and starts giveing them piggybacks to the village of the cake the gods) Randomman:they say with pride on their coco blood that we all are welcome to their village..the village of the cake gods!) (the group proceeds through the large gates... but else where the witchdoctor plans are about ready to strike)
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Post by Aramis Nemo on Jun 5, 2008 1:43:21 GMT -5
100 cakes?! Is the captain really that mad? Does she not realise how small the galley was? Maybe a 100 cupcakes would work. He looked around in amazement, so many sweets everywhere. And why was he getting a piggyback? Ack, this day was getting worse and worse, although it was better than having to walk in wet boots. Just a shame about the hat... wait...
'Randomman! Is that my hat!? What have I said about going through my stuff? Am I going to have to sic Steve on you again?' Hmm, where was Steve the Sloth? Last I saw of him he was hanging in the rigging...
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Prince Kai-Mijo
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Nazaki's Lover
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Post by Prince Kai-Mijo on Jun 5, 2008 10:42:14 GMT -5
"Eat them, silly," Kai-Mijo urged Nazaki, removing her own gloves before scooping the innards of the fruit out with her hand. "You can drink the water first. Driiiink iiiit driiiink iiiit downnnn~ ....and then eat the fruit lining the inside. It's super yummy~! Just like..."
But before she could make any random retarded allusions or comment on the flying turtle, Kai-Mijo could swear there was movement off in the distance. Again? Aiyaah...they had spent the better half of the day prior running from insane sweet-toothed creatures that infested this island. If they were back again, Kai-Mijo would have a cake burning party. And then go and eat more coconuts.
Wondering idly if they had coconut cake, Kai-Mijo returned to her own coconut with a sigh, hoping whoever was approaching wasn't as stupid as the last group that had tried to save them. They'd just turned out to be another snack. Not quite as tasty as the coconuts, though.
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Post by Princess Nazaki ♪ on Jun 5, 2008 15:12:53 GMT -5
Rolling her eyes at Kai-Mijo's never-ending lameness, Nazaki drank the coconut water and started chewing away at any part of the coconut that seemed chewable. She was not particularly bothered by the sounds of nearby movement; the natives were no match for the secret hidden powers that Kai-Mijo had inherited from the -Mijo clan. (Think kamehameha, only more elegant). She just hoped that the natives would stop ruining perfectly good fruit and coconut trees to make more sweets- she couldn't eat anything they made or it would ruin her figure and she'd never be able to wear her dress again. .__.
((I HATE THIS KEYBOARD. TYPO CITY. D< ))
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jun 5, 2008 15:53:33 GMT -5
Captain Dusk struggled not to fall down as the native who was giving her a piggy back ride suddenly stopped. She looked around and noticed that the other cake natives had stopped running too.
"What's going on?"
One of the natives started babbling cake-tung and pointing. Cpt Dusk was surprised to see them pointing at two elegant aristocrats peacefully sitting on a log eating coconuts. They were the type she preffered to rob- nice and frilly.
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Prince Kai-Mijo
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Nazaki's Lover
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Post by Prince Kai-Mijo on Jun 5, 2008 19:14:15 GMT -5
Nazaki seemed unconcerned with sounds of nearby movement, and therefore Kai-Mijo chose to calm down as well. It wasn't as if they had to get out of here that quickly anyway; their only combatant at this point was the heat, but as Kai-Mijo had a racial bonus versus heat, humidity, and sunlight (the island was her homeground, after all), and Nazaki's dress had built in air conditioning, they were good to go!
Besides. The secret of the baras -Mijo clan would get them out of ANY fix! Even ones that involved cake-eating people. Hmm. All this talk of cake made Kai-Mijo hungry for...
...pie.
"Nazaki, we should make a fruit salad. And a pie. I'm sure we could find some ingredients! And bananas. Banana leaves are good." Dropping her finished coconut to the side, Kai-Mijo hopped up onto the log and reached high above to grab at the...shortest banana leaf accessible. So what if she was short?! D< She'd get the job done!
Pulling some leaves down, she tucked them under one arm for later. "Come! We will go fruit picking now! After all, everything here is...ORGANIC." Ah yes, organic. The very combatant of something artificial like...candy. Yech. Candy. Candy ruined Kai-Mijo's complexion. And pretty golden curls, too. Sniffing slightly, she tossed a couple stray curls out of her face (only to have them fall right back into place due to excellent styling skills), and then began to march off away from the approaching party, either oblivious to their presence, or pointedly ignorant.
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