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Post by Princess Nazaki ♪ on Jun 5, 2008 23:37:59 GMT -5
Organic fruit salad and fruit pie? HOORAY! Nazaki grabbed some banana leaves, too- from a slightly higher area than Kai-Mijo. Just because she could. She swished happily after Kai-Mijo, keeping herself cool as she shook off any dust and dirt from her skirt.
"So," she said, looking up at all the trees around her, "what kinds of fruits are there in an island-y jungle? Mangoes? And and and.... uh.... what else is tropical...?" She pondered for a moment, but soon was distracted by a rather large tropical bird that flew past suddenly, almost hitting her in the face. Her banana leaves went flying everywhere as she twisted to one side, managing to step on her dress and fall face-first into Kai-Mijo's back.
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Post by Randomman on Jun 6, 2008 1:00:21 GMT -5
Randomman: ouch that had to hurt! (the cake tribe pass the event being unamused with the current situation, and pass the Great Cake Gate Of Ten Flavors. while passing the gate the crew sees that most of their buildings are very poorly built.. expect the gate and the place of the cake gods.) Randomman: by the name of cake pinch me Steve i must be dreaming! (the sloth pinches Randomman while remaining on Randommans head.) Randomman: Yohohoho! not that hard! (the company enters the gods main chamber being greeted by the villages great cake goddess bringer of hope and mistress of wisdom) Cake Goddess: welcome all! i hope you enjoy your stay! The Witch Doctor: my lady if i were so humble to say. that our gusts are tried and should rest soon? Cake Goddess:oh! thats right everyone please rest in the rooms that we have set up for you! (the crew starts to split up while Nort is still by Capt. Dusk side.) Cake Goddess:oh! but Captain Dusk please stay! and chat with me for a while!
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Post by Aramis Nemo on Jun 6, 2008 1:35:26 GMT -5
Aramis headed away from the captain, loathe to leave her and Norri alone with the Cake Goddess. What if something importent happened? Or they did something excedingly stupid, like tried to snack on someone. He stopped and leaned against a shack, trying to straining to hear what was happening.
Suddenly he found himself lying on the floor, surrounded by cake debris. 'Oh bloody hell, where'd the wall go' he muttered to himself as he picked himself up, brushing the cumbs off. He paused to look at the staring cake natives, flashed a nervous smile, and beat a hastey exit through the ruined wall.
Maybe leaning on a wall wasn't such a good idea. Time to try getting a little closer to the action, or talking at least. And why it that Norri always gets to stay with the captain when I'M the first mate? he thought as he sulked around the village trying to find a good spot to eavesdrop.
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jun 6, 2008 1:45:03 GMT -5
"Um Su-" She clears her throat. "-sure your Goddessness. What is it you would like to talk about? I know a lovely little poem about a sun flower looking up at the sun-"
Norrington elbowed her in the side.
"Master, I don't think now is the time."
They both winced a little as they heard a crash and saw the source-Aramis- and quickly turned back to the goddess.
"...Lovely weather on this little island isn't it?" Captain Dusk smiled innocently.
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Post by Randomman on Jun 6, 2008 2:19:25 GMT -5
(randomman and the rest of the crew pop out of nowhere) Randomman:Yohohohoho! I'm sorry my cake goddess! I think the crew is just not tried enough to leave their captains under this current situation. Cake Goddess:So i see well it seams you have yourself a strong and trustworthy crew lets us proceed then. (cake goddess tasks her seat at the throne while the witch doctor whispers in her ear) Cake Goddess: for suspicion of stealing my treasure you mortals will face the great scarface! (the natives trow everyone into the only iron prison on the island)
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Post by Aramis Nemo on Jun 6, 2008 2:36:18 GMT -5
'Captain, how is that when ever you lead us anywhere, it always ends up with ME being thrown into jail? Although, at least this time it's not just me.' He paced the small cell, glaring at the captain. He tugged at the iron bars, hoping that like the wall earlier it would fall apart easily. Bugger, he thought, no luck there. Why is it always the prison that they built properly, and this time it they didn't even have half-barrel hinges.
'Captain, any ideas on how to get out of this mess?' Aramis kicked the bars, and began hoping around the cell clutching his foot in pain. 'Bugger, bugger bugger, bugger.' Who would have thought it would be solid?
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jun 6, 2008 2:39:52 GMT -5
The captain sat dejectedly playing with the feathers in Norrington's hat.
"hmm..." She always liked that hat...maybe she should have kept it for herself.
"Let's just sacrifice Aramis."
"Master, I don't think that would really do us any good at this point."
"You never know, if cake is sacred maybe they eat people?" She shrugged, not really paying attention.
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Post by Randomman on Jun 6, 2008 3:00:55 GMT -5
Randomman:hmmm i wonder it this would taste any good? (randomman starts licking the iron bars) Randomman:its good (the bars start to hiss wile melting) (to natives come out and help break down the bars) Randomman:they say we should leave and never return "oh but that would be unjust" (the witch doctor comes out with to iron clad natives welding guns) Witch Doctor: please lets me civil and just talk for now (everyone stands ready) Witch Doctor: I have orders from the Cake Goddess herself that you my go if you give back what you have stolen.. Randomman:but we haven't stolen anything! Witch Doctor:..please don't interrupt its very rude by the way did you know lad "dogs only sit for their true masters" (Randomman starts to tremble and falls face first into the ground) Witch Doctor:now then find the treasure and bring it back to me at once other wise this dog will stay like this forever.
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Post by Aramis Nemo on Jun 6, 2008 3:20:42 GMT -5
'Well, what is it that we are supposed to have stolen? Seeing as we've only just got here, does it not seem somewhat odd that we could have stolen anything yet?' He hoped that logic would work on these natives, although in the past it normally resulted in them trying to kill him... 'Now, if you let us out, I'm sure we can come to some sort of, beneficial, agreement.'
He looked down at randomman on the ground. Wait, was he acting like a DOG? Bah, weird cake eating guy... Gah, things just seem to be going from bad to worse today. And where was Steve? How is it that a sloth can be so hard to find...
'Captain Dusk, is there anything that we can offer them in exchange for our freedom?' he whispered to the captain. 'I'd rather NOT have to run like a little girl today. Last time I lost my hat.'
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Prince Kai-Mijo
Lieutenant Junior Grade
Nazaki's Lover
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Post by Prince Kai-Mijo on Jun 6, 2008 12:32:32 GMT -5
"Bananas. Lots of bananas. And mangoes! Sadly no strawberries, though." Nazaki would get the allusion. "Well, there are pineapples somewhere. Probably papayas. Oh! Avocados! We could make avocado milkshakes. And hmm, we could make my favorite stew if we found some tamarind and taro. But there is no meat for it is there?" Sighing sadly at that, Kai-Mijo paused beneath a papaya tree which looked oddly like a retarded coconut tree, and stared up at the papayas. "Well after we gather all this fruit, I want another snack," Kai-Mijo huffed, only to be randomly knocked over by a clumsy Nazaki. Eh? Immediately meeting a face full of ground and mess of her own golden curls, she squirmed, and then paused, stopping eye to eye with the other. Hesitating, she waited expectantly for the telltale 'RAWR!!!!11!!' that would follow, but none came. Oh? That was a surprise. Given the lovely proximity they were now in, Kai-Mijo promptly latched onto Nazaki to have random jungle sex with her Kai-Mijo took a moment to admire the...er...Nazaki eyelashes, and then managed to pull her way out of being eaten alive by Nazaki's ginormous dress. "Okay, putting all prettyness aside, even your outfit is less practical than mine." Kai-Mijo snorted, and then struggled to her feet, something that was rather difficult given the stupid thigh-length high heeled boots she was wearing. Leaning against a tree for support, Kai-Mijo went silent again, suddenly, and then pointed. "Over there! One of those cake worshipping retards! Bet their blood is actually made of chocolate. Let's grab him." And the poor lone native, wandering randomly in their direction was met suddenly by a gloved fist to the head and a Kai-Mijo bent on having food. Of course the only evidence of this scuffle was the yelp that was quickly subdued. And then a rope was fastened around his neck (wherever the hell that came from) to serve as a leash. Tada! Insta-cake-man-pet. A guide would be helpful anyway. "Say, do you have any pie crust ingredients? Or a knife? Rapiers aren't the best for cutting up fruit ya' know." 'Course the newfound pet probably didn't understand her, but that was okay.
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Post by stalemate on Jun 6, 2008 14:54:32 GMT -5
Don't know much bout pie crust, but I been getting pretty crusty meself lately. Me mustache's been coated with frosting for some time now, and I keeps it there in the event of a cake shortage. You youngins don't know what it's like to live a life of cake deprivation, but I can assure you you'll not catch me unawares when the next big "Sweets and Baked Goods Scare" once again sweeps the nations. And if you want to escape unscathed then remember to mind your elders and keep my wise advice, ya hear? Start hording the cake now I tells ya!
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jun 6, 2008 18:24:32 GMT -5
Captain Dusk walked up to the Witch Doctor. "It's funny how we don't know where to find the treasure we supposedly stole, but whatever. It seems kind of unfair making just us poor pirates go looking around the island and stealing our guide, while you have all these nicely ironed uniforms running around. Could we at least use doggy random man? I always wanted a dog, but my mom never let me...sad isn't it?" She looked at the Witch Doctor with puppy dog eyes as Norrington shook his head in humiliation. "Let me use the dog and we'll throw in some..." She raided Aramis's large pocket with out permission. "...3 cupcakes, a slice of black forest cake and a piece of gum."
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Post by Randomman on Jun 6, 2008 18:45:43 GMT -5
Witch Doctor:fine as long as you bring back treasure to me. (he snatches the food and throws it on the ground) Witch Doctor:don't put me at the same level as these savages. (the iron clad natives rush over and start eating the food) Witch Doctor:hey dog! "you're is bored find yourself a new home" (Randomman starts making attempts to get back on his feet.) Witch Doctor: you have two days to bring me the treasure. if you fail well kukuku lets try not to think about that right now. (starts exiting the scene with the iron clad natives beside him.) Witch Doctor:oh yes Randomman i hope to se your iron clad buddy as well(grins) her screams are soothing to hear kukuku (Randomman gets up) Randomman: Yohohoho! you used to be with Nightcost eh? well once we get back Big Gun and me will just have to have a good chat with you. Witch Doctor:(grins) is that so? well best of luck you seadogs! (the Doctor and the iron clad natives leave the crew and the two natives alone.)
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Post by Aramis Nemo on Jun 6, 2008 21:31:51 GMT -5
Aramis walked behind Captain Dusk sulking. He hated it when other people rummaged through his stuff, even if it DID turn out to save the day, or at least help them out. Why do people always touch my stuff? he thought. But at least they were out of that cell. He stopped suddenly, eyes glued to the ground. A twig shaped like an toe! He bent down, picked it up and placed it into his pocket, all thoughts of the earlier violation gone.
'Captain!' he called, jogging to catch up with the others. 'How do you propose we find the treasure? And do you plan to give it back? You know, it's been a while since we kept anything other than frilly clothes. Something shiney would be nice too once in a while.'
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jun 6, 2008 21:45:40 GMT -5
Captain Dusk stopped once they were far from view of the village. "Don't you like your frilly cloths?" She glared at his displeased face. "Then give them back then!" he muttered something about 'something shiny would be nice too' "You can't have your cake and eat it too now can you? Come Norri." She huffily started to walk again. "How are we supposed to find the treasure? We have all the crew together now, we're leaving. Let's go somewhere were there is something actually valuable -and frilly- to pillage. Also, it's been a while since I've seen my friend in Tortuga..." Norrington looked at her in a way that was questioning, but somehow more suspicious.
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