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Post by Randomman on Aug 9, 2009 15:15:09 GMT -5
"+10 awesome for me!" Beck yelled, holding up a triumphant fist.
LoL winz! XD
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Post by Randomman on Aug 9, 2009 15:17:07 GMT -5
They scored an ally when they reached nurse Chapel (who was apparently worshiping a shrine to Spock. Luckily for her Penny and McCoy swore to her to keep her medical history private).
*snort* poor Chapel. But who can blame her? Spock is the Vulcan winz X3
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Post by Randomlady on Aug 9, 2009 21:50:15 GMT -5
Randomman!: (Where no fan-boy/girl has gone before RP) "I'm a doctor not your personal scratching post!"
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Aug 9, 2009 22:05:06 GMT -5
Beck (Beck): "Oh cool." Beck smiled. "It's handy stuff tho. I didn't even have to go to college!"
Danny (Bones): "If only the moron would be a think with a little more level head. Who does he think he is? Paul Bunyan? Pecos Bill? Daniel Boone and Davy Crockett!?."
He fumes as he picks up his med kit.
"A true American folk hero."
I LOL'd
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Post by Randomman on Aug 18, 2009 19:02:34 GMT -5
"Now wait aminute wait aminute!" Kirk stopped running and turned to the natives. "These rituals are out of date, impractical. Marriage isn't something you can just force onto people using rituals!" Penny looked sad. Spock shook his head as the Captain once again ignored the prime directive. "All of you gotta change your ways-" He spotted the would be bride, or at least, who he thought was the would be bride-a sexy flower native with only a flower to cover each of her naughty bits. "buuut...if you promise to spare my ship and crew I will...sacrifice my own self to the marriage ritual." The Natives nodded in understanding as Kirk spoke, now they celebrated and took him to his wife....a fat, mean looking woman with a small ponytail on top of her head and what looked like a flowery club or mace. "What have I done...SAVE ME!!!" "As expected." Spock looked at Bones who nodded in agreement. "Should we save him then?" Bones asked. "He is our Captain." Kirk ran passed them, followed closely by the hideous flower native woman.
by the Capts
and
"Uh huh. Well, I'm gonna let you handle this since talking to you is like talking to a brick wall, only with a speaker in it." Beck smirked and went to find something good to eat.
by the Beckster
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Post by Randomman on Sept 6, 2009 2:11:10 GMT -5
Spock raised an eyebrow and simply watched them, scanning the newcomer with his own tricorder.
"What are you, a science officer or a construction supervisor? Don't just stand there, help us out!!"
"Doctor, it is illogical to render aid to an unknown entity before properly analyzing-"
"Analyze my @$$." "Yes, sir!" "Er nurse..."
Kirk's jaw dropped. "There's a man's head down there!!"
The landing party gave him a look.
LoL nice one Capts XD
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Post by Randomman on Sept 8, 2009 16:17:06 GMT -5
Mr. Erick looked annoyed. He had no phaser and he'd seen one look down at his red shirt which frankly he thought added the right accoutrement to his lovely hair and glasses. Now they were down on some unknown surface planet. Mr. Erick knew what this meant, he'd be the first one to be eaten by some subatomic lava giant with mercurial talons. He frowned.
He blamed it all on the Captain. If he hadn't been with them that night when Kirk got drunk on secretial android gland juice and got up on stage to the lunar karaoke hollographical contrivance contraption and made a foll of himself singing to Hey, Mister Tambourine Man, Mr. Erick might not be stepping down onto some man's head on a strange planet today.
Erick should have been Captain, no doubt. How was he to know the admiral was a fan of Bob Dylan and bad singing. Erick grumbled to himself and reached into his trouser pocket and got his replica phaser keychain that he paid $39.99 in Vulcan monies to acquire. It may not be much, but it was worth its weight in gold on a scouting mission. It looked like the real deal, oh boy. No way was he gonna be eaten. Even if it was from some ginormous blond Venusian hoochie coocher.
Yush.
I had to post the entire post.
Why the post the entire post you ask?
Because.
IT
WAS
THAT
EPIC
DX
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Post by Randomman on Sept 8, 2009 20:18:34 GMT -5
Kirk rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "We should....unbury....that man...."
Bones rolled his eyes again, this time Penny raised her eyebrows as well, her lips tightening as she resisted commenting.
LoL Kirk XD
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Sept 8, 2009 22:55:32 GMT -5
Beck grinned. "Hola, Spockita."
*Snort*
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Post by Beckster on Sept 8, 2009 23:05:54 GMT -5
Dusk (McCoy)
“What, are we worrying about over population now?”
I couldn't believe no one put that one yet it was so win XD
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Post by Randomman on Sept 10, 2009 15:07:25 GMT -5
He blushes feeling like a dork, he stops singing and nuzzles Spock's shoulder. He looked up as he saw Spock pull in to the Hyatt Regency Mission Bay Spa and Marina (near Sea World). Shuichi eyes widen at this fancy looking hotel, he couldn't believe they were staying here.
Cute!
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Post by Randomman on Sept 17, 2009 23:48:11 GMT -5
"Technical difficulties?" Beck asked as she got the transporter. "I'm sorry, I thought about trying to fix that big ego of yours, but I dunno. It's quite a tough problem. On the other hand, if there happens to be problems with the communication or transportation, I can probably help."
Scotty laughed, "It seems you've been in engineering too long! You're starting to speak like me!"
Beck nodded. "I practice." She nodded slowly with a fist in the air.
LoL Engineer FTW!
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Post by Randomman on Sept 18, 2009 22:51:08 GMT -5
High in the canopy of the forests' impressive flora were houses, built of clays and minimal wood, wrapped gently around the trunks of the trees. "I always wanted a tree-house as a kid." Kirk sighed wistfully. The houses reminded him of ancient stories of elves back home...he thought happily that perhaps in those tree houses hordes of sexy scantily-clad hippie-elf-chicks roamed just waiting for him to -- his thoughts were interrupted by a squeal from Penny. She had managed to trip face-first over a root and offered the landing party quite a view of her little-blue-regulation undies. She managed to do that a lot it seemed...he thought about giving her a promotion.
Bones grumbled. "Get up will you, it's too early on the mission for casualties." He offered her a hand to help her up. Penny took his hand and he lifted her to her feet, in fact, he lifted her up into his arms and they shared a passionate kiss amidst the blooming wildflowers in the swaying forest....or at least that's what happened in a grinning Penny's head. In actuality he yanked her to her feet and she had almost tripped again in her daydreaming. "Oh! My tricorder's picking up life signs really strongly here!" She said suddenly. Spock was already adjusting his own tricorder to determine the exact location of the readings.
Kirk fanboying over tree houses/ sexy scantily-clad hippie-elf-chicks, Penny panties, and lovey dovey Bones dreams! What's not to wuv X3
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Post by Randomman on Sept 18, 2009 22:55:09 GMT -5
Beck put her hands on her hips, looking up into the trees. "I wonder why they sent a distress call, it seems peaceful. Those silly unpredictable elves. Especially the one in blue." Spock raised an eyebrow at her then went back to his tricorder. "Alrighty, I'm gonna continue my little project of awesomeness I've been keeping in my quarters..." She pulled out a random test tube and scooped up some dry dirt, then mud in another, LoL Poor Spock getting picked on all the time XD Hm. I'm a bit curious about this little project of awesomenss
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Post by Beckster on Sept 19, 2009 0:06:21 GMT -5
"Dammit Penny! I'm a doctor! Not a misbehaved brat! DX<" XD win... spankin' will totally make him less grumpy
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