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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Sept 19, 2009 0:11:25 GMT -5
He looked at the time. and right below it marked in green was the current date. While the one marked in red was the other day saying something short and simple..
Pon Farr.
Kirk suppressed his laughter with great difficulty. he brought out his communicator.
"Captain Kirk to Officer Becky."
"Becky here. What's up capt?"
He clucked a bit.
"It's that time of month again."
The other line went wild with laughter. Soon a bit calmed down Becky reported in.
"I'm on my way Captain. Becky out."
-------- Kirk knows how to fix this XDD
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Sept 19, 2009 17:39:53 GMT -5
"Hello?" Another giggle. "Is anyone there?" He steeps forward following the constant giggling for what sounds like a child's laughter. He finally sees the child walking on top of wooden pole guard rail. "Wait that's dangerous!" The pointy eared girl smiles at Chekov. She then falls backwards off of her climbing spot. "NO!" He lunges forward desperately wanting to save the girl. "Stop." ------ That's just creepy win!
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Post by Beckster on Sept 19, 2009 19:42:21 GMT -5
"Why, thank you Yeoman." He winked at her and she began to smile back, but then he took a rather disgustingly large bite of his sandwich and she glared and walked off.
Suddenly the ship lurched, causing Kirk to choke on his sandwich momentarily. -gackt- He choked a little more before managing to swallow.
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Winfulness ftw XD
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Sept 20, 2009 13:08:14 GMT -5
Ok, one of THE best ever: (by Beck): Engineering. . . .
"Kirk, are you deaf!? I told you we're at 85% max for the shields, and the rest is going towards the phasers you so kindly asked for! Scotty already tried to fix that, but guess what? There's such thing as a limit to the power of the Enterprise!" Beck hollared, "You guys better not want to beam 'cause we're going to drain all power from any unimportant places . . ."
Somewhere in the ship a redshirt went to a replicator to get a coffee, but the computer said replicator malfunction. Jerry sighed.
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Post by Randomman on Sept 20, 2009 13:08:37 GMT -5
Somewhere in the ship a redshirt went to a replicator to get a coffee, but the computer said replicator malfunction. Jerry sighed. LoL Who is Jerry and is getting coffee during a space fight really the best thing to do at this time?! XD Wuving all the drama posts on Child prey and the Space tree crew!
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Post by Randomman on Sept 20, 2009 13:30:10 GMT -5
"We can't see any of these lifeforms...yet they're picking up so clearly on the sensors. And now these hallucinations... could it be they are not solid forms? We have seen aliens like that before, well not /seen/ but you get it." "I dunno Jim, wouldn't something change in the medical readings of the people they were effecting?" Kirk turned to Bones, and did a double take. "Bones...what on EARTH are you wearing?" "Jim?" McCoy asked, his brows furrowing and his eyeshadow squinting along with it. "Oh sorry, 'nurse mccoy'." Kirk burst out laughing. "Seriously Bones, is this whole mission some kind of prank? Cuz, as funny as you look, it's not very funny on the whole ya know?" "What are you talking about?!" McCoy was getting angry now. He put his hands on his hips, above his white nurse miniskirt, and his pout was exasperated by his bright red lipstick. "Aaalriight, tell Sulu that he can beam us up any time he wants now, I've had my laugh. "Jim...this is serious." McCoy said in earnest. Kirk burst out laughing.
oh gwed. The smexyness DX
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Post by Randomman on Sept 22, 2009 20:28:14 GMT -5
"Jim, help me! There's something wrong-- I can't control myself!"
"Psh, well obviously." Kirk laughed, unable to see past the illusion of a crossdressing McCoy pleading flirtatiously for help.
"Damn it Jim!" He picked up one of the large, needled syringes and moved it toward Penny. He didn't even know what substance was inside of it and was terrified to think of what. Penny woke up, rubbing her eyes. "Leonard?" She looked around tiredly. "The fire is gone.....what are you doing?" His other hand grabbed onto her wrist roughly and he move the syringe toward her. "What are you doing Doctor?!" "I don't know, I can't..." He couldn't even control his mouth to speak! McCoy screamed inside, but the only sound was Penny's own scream as she struggled to get away from what appeared to be a crazed McCoy.
LoL Kirk! Not the best of times to worry about Bones and his crazy cross dressing habits XD
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Post by Randomman on Sept 22, 2009 20:50:43 GMT -5
A man younger than anyone had expected flickered onto the screen. He couldn't have been that much over twenty. Blond hair slid down, covering most of his intense, black eyes and down nearly to his shoulders. Piercings prickled out from the side of his large youthful lips and he was clad in dark leather laced with metal spikes and chains.
"USS Enterprise..." He spat out of the side of his mouth in a way that was almost sensual. "Surrender your ship to us now, and we will be merciful and kill you quickly." Somehow the way he purred out his threat it was more like a sultry invitation than an invite to death.
he be the master of smexy threats XD
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Post by Randomman on Sept 22, 2009 23:38:51 GMT -5
Beck stared at Spock for a moment, not being able to hear him. She pointed to her ear and shook her head, "I can't hear you. . . .Can you hear me?" When Spock nodded, she looked annoyed, "Darn you voice in my head! Let me at least hear what others have to say . . ."
LoL poor Becky! darn you tree! DX<
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Sept 22, 2009 23:49:57 GMT -5
. . . You should really reconsider your crew. They seem to all be after you, have you noticed? You've even been put in a red shirt and sent on an away team..."
Lol that is one EVIL tree XD win Beck
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Sept 23, 2009 1:04:42 GMT -5
He stops at seeing yet another cake vending machine.
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! YOU'RE TEMPTING ME WITH UNPURE SWEETS FROM THE GREATEST SWEET OF ALL MY YUNKER! YOU! YOU! WHORISH FIEND YOU! "
*dies laughing*
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Post by Randomman on Sept 23, 2009 15:11:06 GMT -5
"Ooook. Boss time. . ." Beck walked out to boss red shirts around like construction workers.... I mean see to fitting repairs on the ship.
Oh LoL XD
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Post by Randomman on Sept 23, 2009 17:40:50 GMT -5
Spock looked around at the others, they were all in a trance. He bit his lower lip, it was hard to concentrate on deciding how to deal with this problem and resist the tree at the same time. He still had control over himself, but it was hard enough to resist the trees mind control, so until he could decide what to do, he went along with it.
"Resisting are we? You know it's futile, you'll be under my control soon enough."
Spock ignored him, until he realized he knew where the sound was coming from this time. He looked to see a huge tree with bright orange leaves. "Where is the logic in destroying beings for your own entertainment?"
"Logic, must there be logic?! I don't care what you say little one, I want my entertainment."
"I'm afraid you won't get that from me," Spock turned around to face the tree, "However, I do request you don't get it from my friends either."
"No can do sir, I'm having too much fun already! Now get back in position!"
Spock resisted, he put the end of the sword on the ground, in a very Aragorn-ish pose.
"Well, stand there as long as you'd like. I don't care anymore. . . I'll just play with everybody else."
"I may decide to turn you into lumber if you do not unhand my friends," Spock said, still not ready to give up. He was being illogical, but hey, his shipmates were in danger.
"Foolish mortal! You can't hurt me, I'll destroy you first! However, before I destroy you let me watch my show."
Oh heck yush! Go Spocky go! XD
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Post by Randomman on Sept 25, 2009 23:19:41 GMT -5
"You can't be serious..." Kaoru's exasperated voice came through on Kyo's display. "For a trap to be any more obvious it would have to have a neon sign pointing to it."
THIS IS A TRAP
lol
also Kirk was win XD
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Sept 28, 2009 18:26:43 GMT -5
"I'm sorry I had to kidnap you Daniel."
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