The Midnight Hangman Sentai Baka Rangers

[cakeguy]

What do you get when the idiots of the midnight hangman form a gang? You get the MIDNIGHT HANGMAN BAKA RANGERS!

The brave leader of the Baka Rangers! Baka Red!-Kyo

The smartest member! Baka Purple!-Miyavi

The cake loving guy! Baka Blue!-Randomman

The fabulous trap dude! Baka Yellow-Red

The moest princess ever to grace this sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad world ever! Baka Pink!-Bou


The Baka Rangers fight in a battle against evil, particularly against the dreaded menace of cake invaders and evil people who want to harm the innocent and whatnot!

If there foe is to strong they call their mighty justice robot. The Iron Cake Soldier Mecha Of Justice!

Each Baka Ranger has their own color coordination with the letter of their first name across the top half of their uniform. And they have a have long white scarves of awesomeness!

*the show starts. Baka Ranger theme song can be heard in the background.*

Baka Rangars: Midnight Hangman Sentai Baka Rangers!


I'm all pumped up! Baka Red!-kyo
Can't let down your guard down! Baka Purple!-miyavi
Jumping and flying across river docks! Baka Blue!-randomman Before and after meals, take....! Baka Yellow!-red
Everyone gets along! Baka Pi
*the show turns off*
Bou: I didn’t get to finish my announcement! TT

*The show turns back on.*

Baka Rangars: Midnight Hangman Sentai Baka Rangers!

Always having fun! Baka Red!-kyo
Preference for negatives! Baka Purple!-miyavi
Even if I get a dog! Baka Blue!-randomman
On the side of the mold! It's...Baka Yellow!-red
Everyone gets along! Baka Pi
*the show cuts off. The turns back on.*

Bou: why? why can’t I ever finish my introduction?! TT
Kyo: Okay! Bou, how about you start the introductions? Right.
Bou: I can lead the introductions? Really?!
Randomman: If you want. We're not going to fuss over a minor change. Cake!
Bou: Thanks! you guys! XD
*group hug*
Kyo: Ok! one moor time!
Bou: Everyone gets along! Baka Pi
*Bou gets crushed by a giant foot*
Everyone else: O___O the robot has arrived..

*Tune in next time for the ultra exciting adventures of the Midnight Hangman Sentai Baka Rangers!*

[Lord Redcoat]

In anger, Red throws the cake into the sea, and defects to the side of the nefarious CAKE INVADERS.

[Randomman]

NOES! BAKA YELLOW COMEZ BACKS!!!!! DON'T JOIN THE CAKE INVADERS!!! TT

[Echoe]

NOOOOOOZ! COME BACK, YELLOOOOOOW! *slow motion arms out running along the beach puppy tears sparkly n pink setting w/ cliche music* *trips and falls* OUCH *$%&@*&%@!

[Randomman]

*Ok now the show starts for real! The Baka Ranger theme song starts*
Song: Come on, Baka Rangers! Go, go, Baka Rangers!
Baka Rangers strike a pose: MIDINGHT HANGMAN SENTAI BAKA RANGERS!
Song: Come out and run with each of your burning souls!
Baka Red: Justice for all! Baka Red!
Song: You can continue! Go, go, Baka Rangers!
Baka Purple: Moor then just a pretty face! Baka Purple!
Song: Escape the monster, towards the world we’ll dash and go!
Baka Blue: I trip and fall for no apparent reason! Baka Blue!
Baka Black: I fight for your and I tomarrows! Baka Black!
Baka Pink: Everyone gets along! Baka pi-Eck!
*the stage curtains fall on Bou. The show ends.*
Bou: Help! I’m trapped! TT
*Bou struggles to get free from the curtains*
Kyo: never fear kyo is here!
*Kyo rushes to help Bou*
Die: can you guys um…hear me?
Miyavi: What it trying to say?
Randomman: ZOMG! IT”S THE SECRET ALIEN MIME LANGUAGE!!!!!!!
Die: Argh!

[Randomman]

*The show starts. The Baka Ranger theme song starts.*
Song: Come on, Baka Rangers! Go, go, Baka Rangers!
*Baka Pinks alarm clock rings. Baka Pink wakes with start.*
Song: Go on and dash out, combine our spirits to make one!
Baka Pink: Gah! I overslept!
Song: We will continue, Go go Baka Rangers!
*Baka Pink gets dressed and returns to the Baka Ranger meeting room. A sign on the wall reads “Upon leaving turn off the lights and GO”. *
Baka Pink: Everyone marched already!
Song: We will run through it; towards the world we’ll dash and go!
*A robots eyes flash on.*
Robot: Good Morning, Baka Pink!
*Baka Pink fidgets and turns around to apologize to the robot.*
Baka Pink: Ah, Court Lady, good morning! I’m sorry I’m late!
Song: Come on now Rangers, Go go Baka Rangers!
Court Lady: I have orders for you.
Song: We all believe; together we will meet our goal!
Baka Pink: Okay!
Court Lady: Potatoes, carrots, onions, and ah, we’re out of milk, so get some, too.
Song: We will continue, Go go Baka Rangers! We aim to Protect; for peace we will fight, oh fight!
*Baka Pink turns around crying*
Baka Pink: A person for errands, am I..? TT
*The show ends.*

[Randomman]

*The show starts. The Baka Ranger theme song starts.*
Song: Come on challenger. Go go! Baka Rangers!
The announcer: Baka Rangers have finally infiltrated the lair of the evil organization Waruwarutan!
Song: Our sprits out and combine to make one! Constant danger, Go go! Baka Rangers!
The announcer: However!
*The Baka Rangers run into the hideout but a cage falls down on them.*
The announcer: That was a trap of the defeated general, Dr. Pooh!
Song: Running through towards the world we’ll dash and go!
*Dr. Pooh voice is heard.*
Dr. Pooh: Hahaha! As your name says, you guys are stupid, Baka Rangers!
Song: We stop firmly on the earth where the smoke curls
*A bombs clock starts moving.*
Dr. Pooh: Prepare to make friends with Death!
*Baka Red shakes the cages iron bars with fury.*
Baka Red: Damn you Dr. Pooh!
Baka Blue: This is a time bomb, CAKE!
Song: We embrace the wind that blows through
Baka Black: If that goes off, it’ll be over for us in one shot, please tell me you can hear me!
Baka Purple: This is truly the end of the line for us, drawn as a picture!
Song: We bear the name of ‘friend’
Baka Pink: You guys…
*Baka Red turns around to his comrades.*
Baka Red: Can’t we do anything about that bomb?
Baka Blue: It’s so far from us that we can’t reach it, CAKE!
Song: We hold up justice and love
*Baka Pink lights up.*
Baka Pink: Wait a second! I can reach it!
*The Baka Rangers turn to their comrade.*
Baka Rangers Red, Blue, Purple, and Black: Baka Pink…
Baka Pink: I can use my ribbon to reach the bomb!
*Baka Pink starts heading to the cage to get closer to the bomb.*
Song: Ready Go! Go! Aim at your target!
Baka Blue: But that’s impossible, CAKE!
Baka Purple: One wrong move and you’ll bypass the timer and it will explode!
Song: Ready Bam! Bam! Become one…
*Baka Pink turns around with a face full of confidence.*
Baka Pink: It’s alright! Just trust me!
Baka Rangers Red, Blue, Purple, and Black: Baka Pink…
Song: Five sprits!
*The Baka Rangers nod in agreement. Baka Pink uses a long pink ribbon and grabs the time bomb.*
Song: Come on challenger. Go go! Baka Rangers!
Baka Pink: Go away! Die!
*Baka Pink ribbon sends the time bomb to the floor.*
Baka Rangers: GAH!
*the time bomb reaches its last number.*
Song: Stand up, and this time, don’t give up!
*A large explosion destroys the hideout.A gaint skull shaped cloud rises from the area.*
The announcer: So long, Baka Rangers! We will never forget your bravery!
*To be continued. The show ends.*

[Randomman]

*The Show starts with blood covering the tv screen. The blood Forms the letters “Return to life! Baka rangers”. You can hear a scream, church bells ringing, and a wolf howling in the background. The scene shows The Baka ranger tombstones. Baka Blue rest in cake, Baka Purple aw come on!, Baka Red rests here, Baka Black can you here me now? TT, Baka Pink. With a big question mark on his tombstone*
The announcer: After falling into the trap of Doctor Pooh, the helpless Baka Rangers died an honorable death.
*Lighting and thunder crash in the dark and stormy sky.*
The announcer: But, the heavens did not abandon them.
*The lighting violently crashes down on the Baka Rangers graves. The tombstones fall and Baka Red comes out of the ground. Blood dripping from his eyes and showing animal like fangs.*
Baka Red: Baka Red!
*Baka Purple comes out with a bleeding eye and animal like teeth to.*
Baka Purple: Baka Purple!
*Baka Blue comes out covered in cake with animal fangs as well.*
Baka Blue: Baka Blue!
*Baka Black comes out with animal like eyes and pulsing nerve on his face.*
Baka Black: Baka Black!
*You hear a clang sound like someone hit there head. A dog is standing on Baka Pinks tombstone. Baka Pink tombstone shakes back and forth but the dog won’t get off. The dog just howls and ignores the shaking. The rest of the Baka Rangers stare. You hear Baka Pinks voice.*
Baka Pink: Everyone gets along! Baka Pi-
*the show ends.*

[Captain Dusk Rose]

Baka Red: Oh no! Baka Pink is in trouble! *He jumps dramatically from his tombstone and runs to another one nearby.

The tombstone reads 'Squidward's Hopes and Dreams'*

Baka Red: Bleh, what an ugly name. Sorry Squidward, I'm just gonna borrow this- *he open's his coffin and breaks off his leg then goes back to Baka Pink's coffin and whistles at the dog, shaking Squidward's Hope and Dreams' leg bone. The dog drools and stares*
Baka Red: Fetch! *He throws the bone into a conveniently placed pond filled with sharks. The sharks were very pleased to have a new friend and circled the dog with joy*

Baka Pink: *Freed from the tombstone now that the dog was gone, opened her coffin and beamed*
Baka Pink: Baka Red you saved me!

Baka Red: *strikes a modest hero pose* Aw shucks, it was nothing...

Baka Pink: My hero I- *trips over the coffin lid and knocks over Baka Blue and Baka Black*
Baka Pink: S-sorry!
Baka Red: *laughs and heroically helps her up*
*They share a romantic cupcake of love, and don't seem to notice Baka Blue is crying because they won't share.

[Randomman]

Poor Baka Black and Blue!
Their black and blue all over XD *gets shot over bad joke*

[Randomman]

*The show starts. The Baka Ranger theme song starts.*
Song: Come on Challenger, Go go! Baka Rangers!
The announcer: The Baka Rangers are now undergoing modification surgery by Doc to become modded humans!
*Each Baka Ranger is laying on a table in a science like lab. The Doc types in his laptop and occasionally looks at his patients.*
Song: Our sprits dash out and combine to make one! Constant danger, Go go! Baka Rangers!
*Doc smiles and proudly boasts at his research subjects.*
Doc: Now with the instincts of the great animals, you will become an unbeatable fighting force!
Song: Running through towards the world we’ll dash and go!
*Doc grins*
Doc: Come, open your eyes, Baka Rangers!
*The Baka Rangers stand up and get into a group.*
We stop firmly on the earth where the smoke curls
Doc: Red Boar!
*Baka Red strikes a pose in a boar like outfit with only his legs, hands and face being visible outside the costume.*
Baka Red: The reckless-Baka Red!
Doc: Purple Owl!
*Baka Purple is in an owl costume with only his face showing. He has a bird beak.*
Baka Purple: One with the night!-Baka Purple!
Song: We embrace the wind that blows through
Doc: Blue Kappa!
*Baka Blue has a Kappa costume complete with a shell on his back, water head, and a cucumber in his hand.*
Baka Blue: RUMBAPPA! Baka Blue!
Song: We bear the name of ‘friend’
Doc: Yellow Tiger!
*Baka Black comes out in a Black Tiger costume. You can’t see anything but his costume.*
Baka Black: Running in circles-Baka Yellow!
*He starts running in circles.*
Doc: And…Pink Monkey!
Song: We hold up justice and love
*Baka Pink back is turned on us. He’s in what appears to be a monkey costume.*
Baka Pink: Eh?
Baka Red: Mamma?
*Baka Pink shields his eyes.*
Baka Pink: Ookie!
*The show ends.*
Miyavi: Oh dear god! You messed up Doc! You really did turn Baka Pink into a monkey!
*Doc makes a fake crying gesture.*
Doc: Forgive me. It was in the name of scientific curiosity!
Die: Like hell it was! Change him back right now!
Doc: Did someone just say something. Nah must’ve just been the wind.
Die: You ass!
Kyo: Bou speak to me!
*The monkey bou starts speaking to kyo.*
Kyo: my poor bou bou! TT
*Kyo cracks his knuckles and starts walking towards Doc with a fist full of rage.*
Kyo: You’re a dead man!
Doc: Now! Now! my little pet! Let’s come down now. I still haven’t given you my special rubber glove treatment.
Kyo: fucking pervert!
*Kyo starts beating up the prevy doc.*
Randomman: I don’t know why. But this guy reminds me of someone…what was his name now hmmm?
*Randomman starts pondering.*
Doc wipes the blood: Kukuku I always enjoy my pets having a little fight left in them.
*He licks blood with hunger.*
Doc: It makes it even moor fun breaking their will every so slowly and bringing their mind into madness.
*Randommans heart beats faster.*
Randomman: You! You’re!
*Doc reappears in front of Randomman. Doc smiles cruelly.*
Doc: Welcome back.
*He extends his long snake like tongue and licks Randommans face.*
Doc: Pet kun.

[Randomman]

Doc: It's not my fault my new research subjects are so cute Kukukuku
*he slithers over to Red*
Doc: now where were we? Oh! Yes! the glove! *Red punches the Doc in the face* Red: Fuck off! Fix Bou or I will kill you!
*The Doc chases after Blue and Purple*
Red: And stop trying to molest my comrades you bastard! *Black is drawing circles in the ground*
Red: I better not ask...Doc get off them!
Pink: *starts making lots of noise and running around
Red: *sighs and gives her a banana then chases the doc again*
*The Doc chases after Blue and Purple and turns his head to heckle Red*
Doc: Why so mad cutey? You’re the one with the bestiality love issues. *He tackles Blue and Purple and grasps his scalpel*
Doc: Now which lovely part of bodies should i take apart first? *He licks his scalpel* Doc: But first..
*He grins*
Doc: we have to get rid of those outfits! *He starts cutting at their outfits.*
*Super awesome of stuffs Red comes over in a flash of winess and decks Doc right in the jaw.*
Doc: gah!
*Doc goes spinning threw the air and crashes into a wall like the loser that he is.*
Red: Don’t you dare underestimate my love for my comrades.
Purple, Blue, and Black: Bro Brother! TT
*Red walks over to Pink.*
Red: Now to set things right.
*He kisses Pink in passionate kiss one can all describe as the dark night embracing the day of the early sun.*
Song: Come on Challenger, Go go! Baka Rangers!
*Bou body lights up.*
The announcer: what the fucks going on?
Purple, Blue, and Black: THE POWER OF LOVE?
*The light fades showing Bou back to normal.*
Pink: Kyo dono TT
Red: Now now none of that.
*He wipes away Bous tears.*
Pink: Kyo..
Red: Bou…
*they go back to kissing.*
Black: um there going to be occupied for a while. Heh
Purple: Blacks right. Lets go home
Black: You can hear me TT
Purple: ….what?
*Black falls down in defeat.*
Black: never mind TT
Purple: come on Blue!
Blue: What about the cake? TT
Purple: There was no cake. Come on!
*Black and Purple drag him out exit stage left. Doc wakes up.*
Doc: ouch. What happened?
*He looks at Kyo and Bou still doing it.*
Doc: Gah my eyes it’s too pure!
*Doc explodes into a fiery mush.*
Pink and Red: Love and justice conquer all!
*The show ends.*

( Thanks capt! you crazy crazy!)

[Randomman]

*The Trailer starts. The Baka Ranger theme song starts.*
Subtitles: The Talk of the Century Here on Screen
*Red takes to a shadow like figure.*
Red: They’re designating you.
Song: Come on Challenger, Go go! Baka Ranger!
Red: You’re the only one that can save them!
*Pink is sitting on a chair with his legs crossed up in the air. He plays with his hair with one hand. And holds a wine class in his other hand. He face shows a uninterested gesture. The scene changes into a mountain like background.*
Subtitles: Yukihiro Foundation
Song: Our sprits dash out and combine to make one!
* A solider gestures his men to keep coming.*
Solider: Move Move Move!
*The scene shows a close up of Red*
Red: Ojousan appears before us.
*He hits a switch. An explosion engulfs a building and a near by city.*
Song: Constant danger, Go go! Baka Ranger!
Red: Crap
Song: Running through towards the world we’ll dash and go!
Subtitles: All-American First Mobilization Episode 1. Bou’s Memory Investigation.*
*Baka Pink beats a shirtless guy to the ground with a jackhammer/kick fighting combo attack.*
Subtitles: A Truly Moving Spectacle!
*The scene shows Pink hugging Red in a park while its raining. Red has a band aid on his head.*
Subtitles: The Nation’s Bou is Crying!!
*The scene changes to show Bou spinning around to face a packed stadium with a cheering audience.*
Pink: A Magnificent Success!
Subtitles: Go Go Baka Pink
Pink: The Baka Rangers Side Story: Go Go Baka Pink!
Subtitles: This spring, hearts will warm up. In Theatres This October
*A giant stamp marks over the subtitles saying: Not Permitted. *
Pink: Ey? TT
*The Trailer ends.*

[Lord Redcoat]

I'M IN DESPAIR! SEPPUKU! *commits seppuku*