Post by Randomman on Oct 15, 2008 20:18:18 GMT -5
Setting: Many Years before the current Bleach storyline(NO ICHIGO OR ANYONE FROM THE ANIME WILL BE IN HERE.). Mod Souls, Quincy, Shinigami, Vizard, and Arrancar are still many in number.
Their was always bad blood between the Shinigami and the Arrancar. But a single meanness action started the war. This is the story of how it all begins.
*An Arrancar runs up to Las Noches throne room. Completely out of breath from running all the way here from the Hueco Mundos white-sanded desert.*
“ Arrancar Cleaver of the pelotón de exploración (scouting squad) #17 reporting in My lordship!”
*Randomman snores on his bed while dreaming of catching the delicious cakes.*
Cleaver: WILL YOU FUCKING WAKE UP! THIS IS NO TIME FOR TAKING A NAPE YOU CAREFREE PIECE IF SHIT!
Randomman: Yohoho! I’m going to catch you my lovely cakes!
*Randomman gets out of bed and bites Cleaver on the ear.*
Cleaver: I’M NOT YOUR BLOODY CAKE! CHICKENSHIT!
*Cleaver starts kicking the poor carefree Espada.*
Randomman: hmmmm?
*Randomman looks at Cleaver with half opened eyes.*
Cleaver: Tch! Finally! Now My lord as the first Espada. I would highly advise you to hold a meeting to discuss the gang of Shinigami that awaits at our doors!
Randomman: hmmmm Shinigami?
*Cleaver taps his feet with impatience.*
Cleaver: Yes my lord one Espada. They are trying to capture two humans through our desert as we speak.
Randomman: hmmm is that so?
*Randomman upper half of his body starts leaning back. He starts snoring.*
Cleaver: SLEEPING AGAIN!?
*Cleaver starts kicking Randomman .*
Randomman: Ouch you’re mean Cleaver.
Cleaver: Tch.
*Randomman yawns and starts stretching.*
Randomman: Hm For the Shinigami to come this close to Las Noches. Those humans must be very special or something.
*Randomman grins*
Randomman: Cleaver.
Cleaver: huh?
Randomman: Send a message to all the Espada. We will hold a meting to decide what course of action we should take to handle these Shinigami and humans.
*Randomman takes a bite out of some cake.*
Their was always bad blood between the Shinigami and the Arrancar. But a single meanness action started the war. This is the story of how it all begins.
*An Arrancar runs up to Las Noches throne room. Completely out of breath from running all the way here from the Hueco Mundos white-sanded desert.*
“ Arrancar Cleaver of the pelotón de exploración (scouting squad) #17 reporting in My lordship!”
*Randomman snores on his bed while dreaming of catching the delicious cakes.*
Cleaver: WILL YOU FUCKING WAKE UP! THIS IS NO TIME FOR TAKING A NAPE YOU CAREFREE PIECE IF SHIT!
Randomman: Yohoho! I’m going to catch you my lovely cakes!
*Randomman gets out of bed and bites Cleaver on the ear.*
Cleaver: I’M NOT YOUR BLOODY CAKE! CHICKENSHIT!
*Cleaver starts kicking the poor carefree Espada.*
Randomman: hmmmm?
*Randomman looks at Cleaver with half opened eyes.*
Cleaver: Tch! Finally! Now My lord as the first Espada. I would highly advise you to hold a meeting to discuss the gang of Shinigami that awaits at our doors!
Randomman: hmmmm Shinigami?
*Cleaver taps his feet with impatience.*
Cleaver: Yes my lord one Espada. They are trying to capture two humans through our desert as we speak.
Randomman: hmmm is that so?
*Randomman upper half of his body starts leaning back. He starts snoring.*
Cleaver: SLEEPING AGAIN!?
*Cleaver starts kicking Randomman .*
Randomman: Ouch you’re mean Cleaver.
Cleaver: Tch.
*Randomman yawns and starts stretching.*
Randomman: Hm For the Shinigami to come this close to Las Noches. Those humans must be very special or something.
*Randomman grins*
Randomman: Cleaver.
Cleaver: huh?
Randomman: Send a message to all the Espada. We will hold a meting to decide what course of action we should take to handle these Shinigami and humans.
*Randomman takes a bite out of some cake.*
