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Post by puppy444219 on Nov 7, 2009 2:58:14 GMT -5
Simone: Elephants are funner looking and rather evil. Do Not Trust them. Me: ok... Simone: Ever. Me: Ok...*still confused* I'll remember that... Simone: So will your phone.
lol. this amused me. (she recorded that message on my phone)
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Post by puppy444219 on Nov 8, 2009 12:12:26 GMT -5
Happened about 5 min ago. Not as amusing as what happened last night tho......*rolls eyes*
So, Simone and I are sitting in the back of the car (her mom is driving) and were talking, and simones mom hits the break, cuz of the red light. The momentum of the breaking causes my book to fall on the floor. At the same time, Simone and I reach for it, but both our seat belts lock. So were both sitting there, struggling to reach my book (I repeat damnit a few times) eventually Simone is able to get my book, but her mom was seriously WTFing.
It was funny xD Not as funny as last night (or as embarrassing-ish. But....I'm not gonna put that here O.O;; )
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Post by Anna-Maria Kirk on Nov 9, 2009 23:14:49 GMT -5
Tanny says: T!!! Random man! says: T!!!!!!!!! holy cakes your back! Teresa says: HEY!!! Random man! says: applepie1989.deviantart.com/art/StarTrekXI-Scotty-s-Reward-128119094 here's some Scotty for yah Tz! Tanny says: XDDD Teresa says: That is irrelavent. You will be assimilated Tanny says: XDDD Random man! says: O.o wait Scotty is irrelavent to youz? Teresa says: The Scottish one is irrelavent Random man! says: oh gwed she went borgy on us! DX Tanny says: lol Random man! says: *gets out the plunger* Πηνελόπη {penny} says: what's a plugner gonna do Danny?! Random man! says: um pluger things? thats how you unborgy someone right? At least thats what Shu told me to do Πηνελόπη {penny} says: well if Shu says.. Teresa says: Resistance is futile. Random man! says: Plunger it is! *Sticks it on your head* and it makes a nice hat to X3 Πηνελόπη {penny} says: yeah!! *takes a plunger* ooh, stylin' danny! Random man! says: heck yush! Πηνελόπη {penny} says: *sticks the other one on T's butt* Random man! says: we be partyen' like no trek peep have gone beforez! XD Shuichi says: O.o Tanny says: XDDDD Teresa says: *Chokes on my dinner* Πηνελόπη {penny} says: it's working! *undresses Scotty and holds him in front of me as a human shield* heere borg T borg T borg T Teresa says: *Faints* Πηνελόπη {penny} says: Shu was right, toilet plungers can fix Borgs! I think *tricorders T* she's ..alive XD Teresa says: *Died and went to heaven with Scotty* Πηνελόπη {penny} says: *shakes tricorder* damn thing That was fun.
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Post by Anna-Maria Kirk on Nov 9, 2009 23:25:12 GMT -5
Teresa says: Sorry guys but I have to turn in early today Tanny says: ooo ok Random man! says: to snuggle in with your big bro Kirk? Teresa says: *Throws up on Danny's shoes* Yuck Shuichi says: O.o Teresa says: Lol. Shuichi says: *Gets a rag and cleans off shoes quickly* Teresa says: Talk to you guys tomorrow. Tanny says: Byebye T Shuichi says: nighty night Random man! says: see yah T! p.s. you owe me new shoes TT Teresa says: Nighty night guys. I should be on longer tomorrow no school Wenseday What size? Random man! says: awsome Teresa says: Byebye guys. *Hugs* Luvs ya guys Shuichi says: *hugs* bai bai Tanny says: XDD *huggysnuggles* .... *gives you Scotty* Teresa says: *Grabs Scotty and runs* Tanny says: *Thumbs up* Shuichi says: *takes off my shoes and walks over to Danny* I'm not sure If they'll fit ^^; but if not I have hello kitty slippers but oh man xD there tiny too
A wonderful goodnight. Gotta love 'em
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Nov 12, 2009 14:44:18 GMT -5
Πηνελόπη {penny} says: *lol the mccoy possessing person has artists block *but she draws stick figury XDD Handy-Mandy says: *hehehe *Well, it's bad to draw the same stick figure in the same position all the time :/ *XDDD Πηνελόπη {penny} says: *XDDDDDD *LOL that is a good point
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Post by puppy444219 on Nov 20, 2009 21:00:24 GMT -5
Not all that funny for me, but I thought you might find amusement in it..... I just feel like a total idiot....v__v;;
Uhm, so I was driving home from work...and just as I finished passing one set of lights (in front of "No Frills") I noticed my car was not accelorating =| I got to the next set of lights -- red -- the entire way fretting about HOW THE HELL DO I USE THE HAZARD LIGHTS?!?! XDD Hmm. My car light thing was like "Check Battery" Then...as the light turned green to turn, I went to go, but.....nothing. It wouldn't do anything!! DX So I was freaking out, trying to phone Dad or Dawn (Took like 5 tries in total or something). Finally talked to my Dad, had to wait like...10 min before he showed up. He can't figure out what was wrong...cuz the car was "turning over" (Whatever the hell that means) so we tried phoning a to-truck.....that failed. No answer DX Dad took a look at my car again, tried starting......only to realize....
The gas tank was empty DX
urrggg. So so so stupid! I'm such an idoit!! I can't believe I let the car hit empty and like, die >.<;; My brother warned me too that once it hits half it goes down faster....... ><
So my Dad went home and got me a little gas from what he had in a can thingy, and I drove to the gas station, where gas cost me likt $50CAD
Urg. So Stupid DX
Also, got home and realized my phone was making more phone calls in my pocket without my permission DX Silly Thing.
uhh. is all ._.
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Post by puppy444219 on Nov 21, 2009 20:29:32 GMT -5
'k, so i was leaving work, and was saying bye to Carolyn and Stuart at the till, and Carolyn asked if I'd be working tomorrow, I thought for a moment then said Yes. I thought again, said "Wait, that's the 22nd isn't it? I have the two days after that off!" Sparkly eyes, I'm sure, "I'm going to San Fransisco!"
Stuart gave me a weird look, "You're going for two days?"
I laughed, "I'm going for a Concert."
Stuart remembered me telling him before -- Carolyn (Who I haven't spoken to enough to have told her so) asked, "What concert?"
"Dir en grey."
Carolyn told me she was jealous, I was surprised. "You know them?" I asked.
She said she knew OF them.
Well. I believe that makes a total of 3 people I work with who are jealous about me going to dir en grey -- and for sure one more (Stuart lol) Knows who they are too! lol. Awesome. Gotta remember to see if Alex ever checked them out....maybe he needs me to write the name down....hahaha
On another note, my phone (Which was so low on battery it shut the radio off) went phoning more people the same person as yesterday -- the only person it's ever phoned on its own-- in my pocket again o.O;; While I was working .____.'' WTF lol
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Dec 4, 2009 21:04:01 GMT -5
ElmoFan: Beck wants you to send her your fave pic of data XD FairyGodfather: firm and fruity
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Dec 12, 2009 21:15:37 GMT -5
So me and Becks were making tea. And we were talking about this vid Jess sent us www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbDMUijBP2Ucuz Sun was listening to Elton John. So yeah, Beck said something like "he looks kinda old in that vid" and I was like yeah. And Beck said something about him being Antique like i'd called Picard cuz it sounded more classy. And I said, 'yeah, "he just gets better with age, like wine!" I just gave Picard a catch phrase/ pickup line!' Inset mass giggling here, and then Beck got some Earl Grey.
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Dec 13, 2009 23:50:15 GMT -5
jet carrot says: *maybe there's nothing better to do on sunday than facebook Πηνελόπη {penny} says: *lol you're right *except procrastinate *i should be studying u.u; jet carrot says: *that's like facepalm, but probably hurts more Πηνελόπη {penny} says: *lol yeah jet carrot says: *i read that sentence wrong *the lil face *i read "i should be studying you" *O.o Πηνελόπη {penny} says: *XDDDDDDD *haha *lol that'll be my new pick up line *yeah, I'm studying calculus, but I should be studying you ;o
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Dec 13, 2009 23:58:25 GMT -5
Me: FG, I wanna be just like Picard when I grow up @.@ E: spits out his tea... you want to be bald? Me: Um... *puts razor behind my back* E: *screams like a little girl and grabs hair*
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Dec 23, 2009 0:33:28 GMT -5
Penny says: *Rome loves me <3 *ok actually it doesnt, but I"m gonna make it *rolls up sleeves* Shuichi says: *Gasp u cheat on Bones with Rome! xD *<.< it explains the tribbles xD Penny says: *(A) well since Bones looks a lot like Caesar... *D:
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jan 4, 2010 18:42:57 GMT -5
Penny says: *♥[†]Uber Nerd[†]♥ says: *haha *nice avi pic btw -plays dead just to be in geordi's place- Random man! says: *Anyone up for an android massage? :-O *Geordi: Oh yah that's the spot. Penny says: *LOL Random man! says: *geordi: now lower ;D Data: ? Penny says: *oh my god XDD **pushes geordi out of the way* Random man! says: *lol *Don't lie you all know you want a little Georata action going on X3 Penny says: *but dataxthe capts is better Random man! says: *Afterall he knows Data body inside and out ;D Penny says: *true XDD *share data with meee *and jess XD *and E? XD *poor Data, how will he keep up Random man! says: *a five way? XD Penny says: *LMAO *He can handle it Random man! says: **whistles* *lol I bet he can. But what about all you haha Penny says: *LOL I dont know
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jan 16, 2010 0:24:30 GMT -5
Penny says: *today's tng episode, wesley got kidnapped lol Random man! says: *lol *Bad choice. What were the kidnapper's thinking XD Penny says: *LOL *they were thinking *I hope I kept the receipt Random man! says: *ROFL! XD
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Post by Echoe on Mar 16, 2010 13:42:05 GMT -5
I don't remember the context exactly... I think I was still pregnant, but the phrase I came up with to describe how I felt at the moment is famous in this house XD Me: I friggin' wanna go... I dunno, run under a lightning bolt." Totally straightfaced. Silence... Justin and Fish start cracking up. Me: "What? Did I say something?" Justin: "That... would be amazing to see!" It's impossible to just run outside, look around, and go run under a lightning bolt on purpose. Just getting hit by lightning accidently is incredible in itself. So don't be surprised if I tell someone to go run under a lightning bolt cuz I'm quite proud of it. XD
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