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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Apr 20, 2010 17:16:48 GMT -5
((hanging out in Kuroshitsuji room))
Sebastian: I ran outta asian tea last night Talking Pluto: Ciel drank it all! Ciel: I don't drink tea, don't blame it on me, you mutt D, Ciel: D< Pluto: -whimperwhine- Ciel: No treats for you today Pluto: buuuuttt... Ciel: none Sebastian: Yeah, he let the Grells drug and molest me D: Pluto: you like it >_> Sebastian: well I wasn't myself >.> Pluto: YEA YOU WERE.. Pluto: you were all Pluto: "This isn't very professional" blah blah blah Ciel: Bad Sebastian Ciel: Don't let Grells molest you Sebastian: I am terribly sorry my lord, I have brought shame to this establishment. Ciel: Yes you have, so now you must make yaoi with Pluto as punishment Sebastian: But young master...he's a dog >.> (lacks catness) Ciel: I know what he is, don't question my intelligence Sebastian: But young master...perhaps some other form of punishment? Twenty lashes, the rack, an ironmaiden.. Ciel: You'd probably /enjoy/ those, now do as I tell you! *hits with cane* Sebastian: My, is that an explosion I hear? I'd better go assist Bard in the kitchen...-inches away- Ciel: *glares daggers* Fine, twenty lashes it is Sebastian: The young master is too kind ^^ Ciel: But Finny will be administering your punishment Sebastian: ^^;;
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Apr 28, 2010 0:41:10 GMT -5
This is, mostly in character, but a real conversation none the less: Ciel: Sebastian, go castrate yourself. > Undertaker: Sebastian(on voice chat): You didn't say "this is an order" so I don't have to, like Simon says! Ciel: This IS a damn order D< Undertaker: ._. Undertaker: -Takes back Ceil.- No Ceil. Bad Earl. Sebastian (on voice): but I need this, for..negotiating! Ciel: You don't need that -.- Undertaker: You need a nap. Ciel: No naps. > Undertaker: -Takes him to his room.- Undertaker: Throws him on his bed.- Undertaker: -Shuts the door and walks away- Ciel: T.T Ciel: *alone*
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Post by Randomlady on Jul 16, 2010 2:42:00 GMT -5
The Captain has something Picard doesn't have xD
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jul 16, 2010 2:42:24 GMT -5
Phaser boobs!! They're stunning!
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Post by Randomlady on Jul 16, 2010 2:43:16 GMT -5
Coming this fall to a DA near you! xD
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jul 17, 2010 2:38:23 GMT -5
JadedDayz: what moutaind dew thing? IreneAdler1858: ;3 FairyGodfather: lol, omg FairyGodfather: we were in the sherlock Holmes room and one of penny's stalkers came in and started hitting on holmes FairyGodfather: and like i wouldn't get out of character to flirt FairyGodfather: and then i think penny said did you have mountain dew or something FairyGodfather: and the lady goes, mountain dew will make your balls shrink FairyGodfather: and I said I've never had any complaints, m'dear FairyGodfather: we were like wtfXDDDD JadedDayz: oy IreneAdler1858: lollol we still crack up DarlingRosey: lol. IreneAdler1858: "your balls will shrink >.>" FairyGodfather: i mean seriously, she's dressed all victorian being all proper and zing IreneAdler1858: yeah!! XDD
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jul 17, 2010 3:15:50 GMT -5
IreneAdler1858: Sebastian says:*AHAHA*I was so bored when you logged off. I think I missed you! Yuck!C says:*awww*that's super adorable *hug*Sebastian says:*getitoff D: FairyGodfather: *sit1 FairyGodfather: lol FairyGodfather: he sounds like an ornery old man, you know, when you talk about him i always picture priest obrien now IreneAdler1858: lol who JadedDayz: priest obrien? FairyGodfather: colin IreneAdler1858: -imgagines obrien as a priest- FairyGodfather: colin is... priest Obrien JadedDayz: oo ok IreneAdler1858: -scoot scoot- FairyGodfather: remember from scarlet IreneAdler1858: OH YEAH FairyGodfather: puffpuff IreneAdler1858: it was preist obrien!!! loL!! FairyGodfather: lol i know FairyGodfather: a vicar wasn't he too? IreneAdler1858: lol probly IreneAdler1858: Colin is more like a cross between ghengis khan and jack sparrow FairyGodfather: um... does not compute IreneAdler1858: llollol IreneAdler1858: but IreneAdler1858: -finds pic- FairyGodfather: it's 4am??? Guest_nyasiacol has joined the chat JadedDayz: yeah IreneAdler1858: eep IreneAdler1858: lol I told him about the obrien thing and he lold IreneAdler1858: C says:*...no alter boys, right? XD*lmao!*you should have added "with all the attitude of a Q, but none of the power" JadedDayz: sorry, I'm trying now to crash JadedDayz: not to* IreneAdler1858: sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs016.ash2/34174_408466972746_603697746_4580665_3523914_n.jpgFairyGodfather: nono, like any good vicar from great britain he was in love with scarlet o'hara Guest_nyasiacol: i'am no a boy FairyGodfather: holy cow, you're right IreneAdler1858: AHAHAA
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Post by Lord Redcoat on Jul 17, 2010 18:41:21 GMT -5
C: oh - I wrote a poem today "poem" P: oh? C: C is for Colin. C is for Cruel. C is for Cynical. C is for Castration. C is for Creativity. C is for Cold. C is for Composed. C is for Colin. be grateful I'm not Q P: XDDDDD that's very beautiful Colin C: XD P: you should put it on the site somewhere C: "A poem I wrote. Post your poetry here! Non-ironic need not apply" ? P: lol signature, or funny exchanges from real life XDDD C: Done!
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Post by Beckster on Jul 28, 2010 22:18:07 GMT -5
Me: Deaf?? *Listens to Omega's boobies* I CAN'T HEAR THEM!! AHHH!!
Joe: It's a high-frequency sound, called Mammahertz! Only horror movie villans can hear them, that's why they always know where the victims are .D.
Me: AAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!! XDD
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Post by Lord Redcoat on Aug 20, 2010 20:49:49 GMT -5
C: "You see a villain with an umbrella in front of you. Do you a) throw something at it, B) shoot it with a gun..." "YOU ARE DARTH VADER! WTF ARE YOU DOING IN GOTHAM CITY?!" Penny: LOL! C: "You psychopathic little whiner! Batman saw his parents gunned down! He didn't go crazy (much). But you just had to TAKE OUT YOUR ANGST BY KILLING OTHERS! You jerk." Penny: xd xd what is this from C: you said you were doing a meme =p so I wrote up the results (A) Penny says: LOL Penny says: dood I"m just doing a screencap meme xd I was hoping those resutlswere real so I could take that one
[...](a few seconds later) [...]
C: "YOU'RE BATMAN! You dress up as a giant bat, refuse to kill people, and generally get on everyone's nerves by being too rich and broody. You should've been emo and slashed your wrists like all the 'cool' kids. Go get therapy. Moron." Penny: LOL well that's probly right xd dr crane did say he needed help.. C: "YOU'RE WILL TURNER! No one likes you. You go from being the insufferable 'knight in armour'-'prince charming' to a pirate who is even more insufferable than Norrington. If you really are Will Turner, do yourself and the rest of us a favour and drown yourself. There really isn't any more to say. Brat."
C: "YOU'RE JACK SPARROW! You're a mad, eccentric drunk and should be permanently locked up for your own safety, and that of everyone elses'. Go back to piracy and get out of Gotham City before you turn everyone as mad as you. You're also as mad as a hatter (but that's a different film)."
C: "YOU'RE PETER PAN! ...You need to grow the fuck up and get help. Seriously."
C: "YOU'RE ROBIN. We're not quite sure what you are, but going with the pirate theme, you seem to be the 'captain's cabin boy'... ...we just hope we're wrong. You need to get out of this abusive relationship before someone compares you to that Twilight bitch. Whoops, too late."
C: "YOU'RE EDWARD. Die already, you ****ing ****er."
C: "YOU'RE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING! Why are you even taking this meme?!"
Awww. =)
(add your own below!)
Penny: you know it'd be funny to do those for our oc's too (A) khev..
C: (Khev) "YOU'RE A WORTHLESS WASTE OF SPACE!"
(Vreenak) "YOU'RE A VULCAN WANNABE WEAPONS MASTER WHO IS COOLER THAN EVERYONE ELSE. Only, not. also, you have an ear fetish."
(Tomalak) "YOU'RE A FEMALE VULCAN WANNA-BE. We don't actually know what, or who you are, or anything about you. At best, you're underdeveloped, at worst: you're a cardboard cutout. What you really are is a cunning, cruel, manipulative bitch - so right on par with C's other characters."
"You're Q. You clearly manipulated the results. Jerk. (this only adds more weight to the theory you're Q)"
(Dharvanek) "You're - the ROMULAN COMMANDER WITH THE UNPRONOUNCEABLE NAME! You're just a bitch. You kiss women because you can. You're also a bitch. It isn't clear if you're a bigger bitch than Tomalak or not. But you're probably snogging her on the side anyway."
"YOU'RE PENNINGTON! The alter ego of Captain Dusk Rose mixed with Malcolm Reynolds, Picard, and have an unhealthy fascination with Romulans, Borg, and Earl Grey. Also, you have no manners and ignore Q, but you're the CAPTAIN, so you're the star of the show."
"You're GUNNING! You make out with Khev on the bridge. We're not quite sure why."(you also sing in the shower and dance with a towel on, wear skimpy sparkly dresses and dance for the crew...)
"YOU'RE A REDSHIRT! Not worth writing any more, because if you ever get around to reading this - well, you probably won't because you'll be dead first."
"YOU'RE WARNER! Except, you're a useless counsellor. You should be in therapy, not giving it!" (Also, you're not Troi and are a man. No wonder no one wants to talk to you!)
"YOU'RE A HOLOGRAM! Computer: off!"
"YOU'RE NURSE CHURCH! You're the sort of person everyone hates. You sit there and say 'aww', and romanise, interfere, meddle and be a general busybody matchmaker. The ship would be better off without you."
"ARE YOU LONELY?! THEN JOIN US AND NEVER BE LONELY AGAIN- you're a plague that should be restricted to 'Social Networking' sites. You should be put dow- JOIN TODAY! NEVER BE LONELY AGAIN!"
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Post by Lord Redcoat on Aug 23, 2010 2:45:52 GMT -5
(O)Ciel (O) says: Haha my Vulcan friend's character is funny. He keeps looking at Gunning like "Orly?" XD C says: *lmao. *now you've killed poor Khev. *His sparkles is loved by others. (O)Ciel (O) says: *Good, he can fight for her. It will be hilarious since that same Vulcan friend is also GAY XD C says: *no no, he'll just commit seppuku (O)Ciel (O) says: *Nooooo the captain would be pissed. He should totally interupt the conversation to drag her off, yell at her, then they should have angry sex. >D C says: *no, he should kill himself with a phase *r *and blast himself into NOTHINGNESS *(but really activiating a personal cloak so Gunning only thinks he's dead) (O)Ciel (O) says: *You really don't like him, do you? XD C says: *sure I do *he's an excellent tool to torment you (O)Ciel (O) says: *lol **tickles* Well, Gunning happens to love him very much so neenerneener XD C says: *but she cheats on him! *with GAY VULCANS (O)Ciel (O) says: *Oh puh-lease! That Vulcan was more interested in what happened with Spock and the pixies than Khev's sparkles. She didn't even wear the sparkles! C says: *spaarrrrkles =p (O)Ciel (O) says: *Pffft, and everyone knows Gunning is all about her man. She was looking for more Federation Romulans so he wouldn't feel like the only one XD *He was good enough to make her ignore her precious captain, REPEATEDLY. Why throw that away for a gay Vulcan? Pffft, be logical man XD C says: *he's a PASSIONATE CREATURE HE ISNTLOGICALKKKWHUTTHXBAI!IHATEU! (O)Ciel (O) says: *He should PASSIONATELY go remind her why he's the man then XD C says: *BY KILLING HIMSELF (O)Ciel (O) says: *Nahhhh, then everyone will think he's a weeney! That's not the Romulan way! XD C says: *you're right *he must destroy the SHIP *"Captain. Someone has fired a photon torpedo- OH MY GOD, THEY'RE BEAMING IT INTO THE WARP COR-" *nothing says "I love you" like mass suicide/murder by blowing up your lover's ship while you, and everyone she loves and works with, is still on it. =) *ARE YOU LONELY? (O)Ciel (O) says: *LMAO Ciel (O) says: *But before he does that, he's gotta go talk to her again. But guess what? Plan interupted by GunniBunneh in nothing but sparkly body dust. SURPRIZE SEX! I WIN! XD C says: *SURPRISE WITH DUSTZOMBIENOCORPSE! (O)Ciel (O) says: *lol faaaiiil XD *It's not very effective XD C says: *Yes, yes she does. SHE CAN'T HAVE SEX WHEN THERE'S NOTHING THERE. Wait. Yes she can. With herself. Aha! Self gratification. How it first began?
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Aug 25, 2010 21:48:34 GMT -5
Penny: [Dressed as scarecrow in padded psychiatrist office] I see, and you find yourself fantasizing about these pointed ears often? Brandy: Oh wow lol [seeing office] Brandy: lol indeeeed Penny: I see, this is more serious than I thought Penny: -does live long and prosper handsign- How many fingers am I holding up? Brandy: Squeeee *does it back* Penny: I think you underestimate the gravity of your condition, Miss Gunning Penny: You could be looking at a serious case of vulcanophillius, we may have to have you come stay with us at Arkham where you won't harm yourself, or others with more pointed ears Brandy: Oh I don't want to hurt anyone, doctor, quite the opposite <3 Penny: Yes I'm sure, but I'm afraid if the victim, er, Vulcan, sees it otherwise it could be Penny: considered 'rape' and that is a term you generally do not want associated with your Penny: record Brandy: Rape? Oh no no no! It's no fun if they don't come to me willingly. <3333 Penny: -scribbles notes- Penny: -shakes head-
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Aug 26, 2010 23:27:18 GMT -5
Beck at her birthday party: "Aw man, now Franky is all covered in chocolate, I'm gonna have to lick him off..." In Batman chat (yeah don't ask) Guest_MaxSummers (fail batman): Batman...IS...NO MORE IreneAdler1858 (scarecrow): Tootles Guest_MaxSummers: Goodbye forever harelyquinn1982: good riddents! Guest_MaxSummers: -walks away defeated- IreneAdler1858: See ya around
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