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Post by Aramis Nemo on Jun 20, 2008 23:15:45 GMT -5
'Ooh, Port Royal, haven't been there in years! Last time though they chased me out of town for being French... But apart from that, I like the idea. But are we going to have to get new clothes too for this ball?' He began swinging around Jose's head, but stopped when he realised what he was doing. 'Sorry Jose, forgot it was you for a minute.
'So, Blackbeard was it? You want us to go to Port Royal, annoy the Royal Navy, and steal something shiny? If so, count me in. I love shiny balls! Plus Steve here wants to see the ladies in their pretty dresses.' Without waiting for an answer Aramis started skipping towards the dock, whistling badly once more. For someone that could play the violin like a virtuoso he had a really bad ear for whistling.
'Oh, right, we need new clothes!' He stopped and turned back towards the Captain. 'Dusk, do you think that there's anywhere here that we can get suitable clothes? Or Should he head to France? I can vouch for the quality of the clothes there, plus the local wine is delicious. The locals too Norri.'
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jun 20, 2008 23:19:39 GMT -5
"It's 'captain' Dusk now Aramis, actually." She paused, thinking. "Shall I find something to wear?" Norrington looked at her questioningly. "Or shall it be bare breast and ankles all the way?" Norrington actually burst out laughing and Dusk smiled proudly, worked every time. "Ankles all the way." He answered. "In all seriousness though Aramis, it is -slightly- out of the way but what with the wine, and the local cuisine, I'd have to say...we're in." She messed with the feathers in her had excitedly. "Well Blacksheep, what do you say? Willing to come with us to France?"
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Post by Randomman on Jun 21, 2008 16:34:00 GMT -5
The man: France? Sure I haven't been there in a while. Who knows we might even have time to get a slice of cake. (One of the rooms inside the Faithful Bride explodes, with debris crashing to ground, the smoke fades revealing a grinning Randomman.) Randomman: CAKE!!!!!!!! The man: Bwhahahaha! It’s easy to see what gets you up and about! Now where’s you’re… (Big Gun comes out of the Faithful Bride.) Big Gun: Good morning everyone, Captain, …guest (Big Gun stares at Blackbeard. Blackbeard breaks the stare down.) The man: Well looks like everyone’s up! lets set sail! France awaits us!
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Prince Kai-Mijo
Lieutenant Junior Grade
Nazaki's Lover
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Post by Prince Kai-Mijo on Jun 21, 2008 17:00:14 GMT -5
Kai-Mijo had watched the squid man go flying by, shrugging nonchalantly and kicking the last few squids after him down the stairs. Once he joined the party of bar fighting people, Kai-Mijo turned back to Nazaki, paused, and then blinked. "Uhh...I dunno, let's just find the nicest room and kick the people out."
'Nicest room' turned out to be about middle class for Nazaki and Kai-Mijo standards, but at least it had relative peace and quiet. Of course, squirming under the covers was some pirate and a wench or three, but Kai-Mijo stomped over, grabbed the mattress, and dragged it out to the hall. Dumping all the people off of it over the balcony, she sighed a satisfied sigh and replaced the mattress upside down, nabbed some clean sheets, and then set everything in order.
"There! Gah. Stupid pirates. I'm sick of this place. Sooner we move on, the better. I think a tea party or some such is in order, don't ya' think?" Kai-Mijo wrinkled her nose and sat down by the window with a huff, peering outside. All she saw was more chaos and more ships, and unfortunately half those ships wouldn't be going anywhere seeing as the crew that manned them were about as witty as a Gackt on LSD trying to speak German on some retarded Taiwanese talk show.
"So now what? And what's with those trinkets you found earlier?" Kai-Mijo asked Nazaki, while glaring at the window.
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Post by Aramis Nemo on Jun 22, 2008 15:00:05 GMT -5
'Did you here that Steve, France!' Aramis swung Steve around, ecstatic at the thought of return to his home country. He stopped his celebration, cleared his throat, and turned back to the Captain. 'And Dusk, it's only Captain on the ship, and around the crew of course. Alas, Norri here doesn't count as a crew member... what is it he does anyway?'
'Hmm, now then Captain Dusk, would it not be possible to take on some passengers? The ship is large enough to accommodate a few others. And we could do with some actual money instead of just relying on luck.' He smiled at her, until of course he was distracted by the sight of what looked like a carved leg sticking out from under a sheet. He skipped over to it, and pulled it free, only to be greeted by the indignant cries of it's owner, who he proceeded to knock out with the leg.
'Look Captain, a wooden leg for Rob! Now all he needs is a peg leg and he'll be able to move about fine on board ship!'
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jun 22, 2008 18:52:32 GMT -5
"I'm sorry Aramis, I just want to run it into the ground that I'm captain. Don't want anything like what happened to Viktor..." Norrington looked at them, wondering who they were talking about, whiles also doing his best to sort out in his drunk brain how they could possibly consider France 'on the way' to Port Royal.
Dusk looked at Aramis holding the wooden leg and laughed. "Well done, now he's half set! Before we set sail we'll need a new long boat, as the other, unfortunately, is no longer with us." While she speaks a man is tossed into the pig pen, splashing more mud on her coat. "Oh, you don't wanna be doing that mate, I'll have your guts for garters I wi- ah, Gibbs! How are them sea turtles?" The captain put away her pistol and walked over to help Gibbs up. "They be doin' alrigh' but they aint much use for keeping away from the ol' mud bed, how be you?" The captain and Gibbs start talking and walk off, leaving a now slightly -slightly- less drunk Norrington and Aramis with out a word. "So Mr. Nemo, long boats is it? Well, good luck with that." He went to follow the captain but is stopped by an angry Aramis. "Ah, the gold." He took a bag of gold from his vest pocket and considered lending it to Aramis, then, deciding it would be wiser to lend it to Randomman in a cake shop, tucked it back away. "I will assist you, but I'm also going to need a new coat." He'd been wearing only a shirt and vest since he'd given his coat to Aramis. He sent a look at Aramis and started unsteadaly off in the general direction of a shipyard.
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Post by Randomman on Jun 22, 2008 22:34:20 GMT -5
Randomman: Oy Big Gun! I'm hungry lets go get something to eat! (You’re always hungry XD) Big Gun: sure sounds good. (Randomman walks off with Big Gun following beside him.) The man: You two enjoy yourselves! I shall be awaiting the crews return at the Midnight Hangman! (The man walks off towards the ships direction.) Big Gun: ..... Randomman: something wrong? Big Gun: oh nothing. I just felt like we were being watched. (Randomman smiles) Randomman: Don’t worry! If any Cake Invaders come. We will just have to smack them around till they fly back home! Big Gun: ..... Randomman: come lets go get some cake! You can treat me this time! (wth Randomman! XD) Big Gun: ok. (Randomman and Big Gun head out to feast on cake. Meanwhile hidden in the shadows a duo plans out their dark intentions.) Bounty Hunter Jones "Cleaver" Edward: Kishkishkishkish this is going to be killer! Bounty Hunter Suzy "Bomber" Burton: So Blackbeard allying himself with this lame duck of a crew? Bounty Hunter Jones "Cleaver" Edward: ah hush my love. Their combined bounty's are the best way to settle our "little" money problem. Bounty Hunter Suzy "Bomber" Burton: true pumpkin! so who should we go after first? (They grin together) "Cleaver": Let’s dice up the lot ohhh so nice! "Bomber": and blast our way into a good life shadowing their suffering! "Cleaver" and "Bomber together: For These Pirates have met their match! Before the might of the "Bloody couple"! (They head out to earn a living in this mad world)
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Post by Aramis Nemo on Jun 23, 2008 1:19:52 GMT -5
'Come on then Norri, lets go do some crazy shopping.' Aramis reached out, grabbed poor Norringtons hand, and began dragging him towards the town. It didn't take Norrington long to disengage himself from Aramis, mumbling something to himself about not being touched. Aramis, unphased as always continued skipping along, somewhat oblivious to his complaints.
'Ahh, here we go, a clothes shop for you my good Norrington.' He stopped outside a shop displaying a collection of coats in the window. 'I'm sure that we can find something for you in here.' He tried the door, but found it locked. Was everything here only open at night? A quick bash with Jose's head though opened the door, and he lead the aghast Norrington inside.
'Right then, chose yourself a coat, and lets get going. Things to do and all that.' He tapped his foot as he waited for the shocked Norrington to start looking around. 'And if you're worried about paying, just leave whatever you thinks fair. But remember, you ARE a pirate now.'
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jun 23, 2008 1:56:22 GMT -5
Norrington rubbed his bleary eyes and looked around, trying to keep his somewhat wounded composure. His head hurt, bur probably not as much as poor Jose's did now.
There were racks upon racks of beautiful coats. Coats were only second to hats on his list, and he stared in awe. He considered one that reminded him of the color of pancakes, a nice cream, and another that reminded him of strawberry, another of blood. Ahh the colors. He struggled not to grin stupidly like a child and carefully examined the sleeve of a deep purple coat in order to still look mature. He was able to walk with out tipping too much now. The bloody Captain, yet somehow it was rather fun when she...no no, it's completely inappropriate. Drinking on duty! He set the purple coat back in place and looked over another, this one was deep blue with silver trim. It looked promising, and if he found a lovely hat to match... hm...
Captain Dusk's laugh rang through the Faithful Bride, and she shook hands with Gibbs. "Thanks for that mate, we were real short on long boats after that Navy Flagship got us." "Aye, be needin' anythin' else just come back ta ol' Gibbs missy. I'll have 'em loaded on yer ship for ya." Dusk frowned a little at the word 'missy'. "I hope you won't be delivering them on sea turtles, that might take a wee bit longer than I have time to spare." Gibbs laughed and patted her on the back drunkenly and she walked out of the Bride and onto the street, 'accidentally' knocking someone over the head with a rum bottle and inciting a new fight in the streets. She smiled, walking down a winding side street to a large tree. It was one of the least grimy bits of the town, a spot her and Viktor had found on their first visit to Tortuga. She sat down and messed with her hat quietly.
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Post by dusty on Jun 23, 2008 3:07:13 GMT -5
What is this madness? Zéphyrine snorted in disgust to know she let herself be capture by stupid humans. Her hands itched to tear them apart, but she'd rather not behave like a wild animal. . . at least until she was desperate. Argh. What did they want with her? She probably knew, but why did they have to treat her like a prisoner? Whatever. With a disgruntled sigh, she gave in and allowed herself to be half-dragged over to the captain. That was supposed to be a captain or whatever you wanna call him? He looked more like a hideous kid on halloween. He was so friggin' short. Yuck. He wasn't serious. . . was he?
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jun 23, 2008 3:23:54 GMT -5
Cutler Beckett looked up over his laced fingers at the woman before him. "It's 'lord', actually." He stood up and walked around his desk to face her, well, look up at her. "You're here because you're accused of piracy, for which the penalty is regrettably death. However, if you're willing to perform a certain 'favor' for me, perhaps the punishment can be lessened..." He turned slightly, and the sunlight caught light burn scars on his neck and cheek. "Are you listening?"
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Post by dusty on Jun 23, 2008 3:28:13 GMT -5
Zéphyrine glared at him, her teeth tightly clenched. "What is it you want? And piracy? What sort of piracy have I ever commit?" Her hoarse voice was almost a wild growl, and she just felt the urge to rip his intestines out and throw them at the two holding her in place. This guy was getting worse by the second.
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Post by Randomman on Jun 23, 2008 3:50:15 GMT -5
(Randomman rolled up in a ball despairing while Big Gun tries to cheer him up.) Big Gun: come on Randomman its ok. Randomman: Sniff (tries fruitless to wash away his tears.) ok? How’s it ok? Look at that! (points at cake shop engulfed in flames.) Big Gun: I'm sure France will have some cake shops for us. Try to cheer up get sad over something that’s already gone isn’t like you. (Randomman calms down and stands up.) Randomman: I’m going to tear the flesh off of those cake invaders! You my have taken me by surprise! But you have only won a battle and not the war! Voice: Kishkishkish you’re a loud one! (The man drops down from a rooftop beside the burning cake shop.) Man: My name Jones Edward better know as Bounty hunter Cleaver! I have come for your bounties prepare to die! (Cleaver rush straight at Randomman. But Cleaver halts once gazing at Randomman eyes which have started bleeding.) Cleaver: what in the world? (Cleaver pulls out a cleaver and starts circling Randomman. Randomman starts coughing and falls to the ground.) Cleaver: what’s with this guy? Dyeing fools are no fun! (Cleaver slashes right for Randomman neck. But the blow and Cleaver are repelled by a wooden object coming out of Randomman mouth.) Cleaver: the hell?! Your carry your sword in your stomach!? (Randomman takes out his shinai and takes a perform sonkyo.) Cleaver: Kishikishi you’re full of surprises! But don’t think you can beat me with that bamboo blade of yours! (Cleaver runs over to Randomman slashing his cleaver madly.) Randomman speaking with his soul: Kote!!!!!!!!!! (The blow to Cleaver’s left arm disarms him of his weapon. Cleaver and Randomman back off. Cleaver takes out to cleaver this time.) Cleaver: This is starting to piss me off. (Randomman holds his shinai above his head. Cleaver dashes in to face Randomman.) Randomman soul flashing: Tsuki!!!!!!!!! (The blow sends Cleaver to ground, Cleaver starts clutching his neck in pain.) Big Gun: I would apologue now. Cleaver: shut up I can still fight. Big Gun: …you arm is sprained and your neck is broken. Cleaver: I said shut up! Big Gun: ……… (Cleaver gets up and pulls out a third cleaver. Cleaver holds cleavers handle in his mouth.) Cleaver: mpth mpth Big Gun interpreting: let’s go. Claver rush almost rushes into a Men strike. But an explosion in the middle of the fight, Sends both fighters steeping back. Someone steeps out of an ally.) Cleaver: Kishikishi I was wondering when you would get done. Oh I forgot to mention bounty heads! My lovely soul mate has placed timed bombs all over the surrounding area! You can always depend on Nightcost to help you out. (Big Gun’s eyes flash into a Golden moonlight fury.) Randomman: Yohohohooho! That’s one place we can hate with a burning passion! Let’s clean this up fast Big Gun! Big Gun: Right. (Big Gun plunges her fists into the road causing a massive hole. Big Gun jumps in while Randomman seals his shinai in his stomach. Randomman engages chasseing after Suzy "Bomber" Burton.) Bomber screaming: Don’t just stand there help me! Cleaver: right gack. (Cleaver clutches his throat. He starts to get up but his left foot is being grabbed tightly by a hand. Big Gun comes above ground still grasping on Claver’s leg.) Big Gun: Tell your soul mate to disarm the bombs or you will die. (Claver freezers in fear. Big Gun has attached the time bombs to his leg.) Cleaver and Bomber: We won’t forget this! Just you wait the “Bloody Couple” will have its revenge! (Bomber leaves the scene dragging a cursing Cleaver behind her.) Rabdomman: oh look at that! Theirs a sign for a cake shop! Big Gun: ….and it’s not to far away from this spot. (Randomman guides Big Guns hand.) Big Gun: …… Randomman: come lets go I’m hungrey! Big Gun: right. (They head for the other cake store. XD)
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Post by Captain Dusk Rose on Jun 23, 2008 3:50:28 GMT -5
"I have full confidence that my men had reason to suspect you of piracy." He slid one of the toy ships on his desk forward slightly and then began to prepare some tea. He dropped several sugar cubes into the two cups and began to stir, more scars showing on his right hand as he did so. "As for what I want, it's simply a man's request of a lovely woman." he smiled slightly and offered her a glass of tea. "Feel free to decline, in which case you will be escorted back to the brig and will wait there until your date with the gallows."
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Post by dusty on Jun 23, 2008 4:06:54 GMT -5
Zéph raised her head with a crooked, irritable grin. "You're kidding me? I'll have to agree with piracy because the real reason is so ridiculous I might die. Loser." With a grunt, she let herself hang between the two guards. "So do you go after tall people to make up for how short you really are? I think it would make one feel much shorter to be with a taller partner. Oh well, whatever floats your boat, as long as it's not me." She couldn't help but laugh at this guy, who strangely reminded her of Napoleon, or how she'd imagined Napoleon. Not only did he have the disdainful glare, but he was short and big-headed. Hey, weren't most short people big-headed? "As for the tea, I'd rather not. It might taste gross from being to close to your ugly face." Zéph laughed at her decreasing maturity level, but man she could go on about this guy all day.
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